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By *Vine OP Man over a year ago

The right place

In your opinion what's the closest experience to having an orgasm that isn't an orgasm?

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Sneeze.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you mean orgasm or ejaculation?

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By *Vine OP Man over a year ago

The right place

"Sneeze."

Bless you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

New boots

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Sneeze."

Oh yes, when you have a cough that turns into a sneeze it's truly orgasmic

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By *Vine OP Man over a year ago

The right place

"Do you mean orgasm or ejaculation?"

Orgasm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Winning an argument with the Mrs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A cup of tea after a hard day shopping with my friend,in Lakeside. Pure bliss

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Sneeze.

Bless you!"

Admit it. You did this post just to set up that joke didnt you?

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By *Vine OP Man over a year ago

The right place

"Sneeze.

Bless you!

Admit it. You did this post just to set up that joke didnt you?

I'm not that clever

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

When you get a "you have a message" reply when you log into fab. Only to be told thanks but no thanks again

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By *Vine OP Man over a year ago

The right place

Sorry to lower the tone, but for me the closest thing is having a big shit.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"In your opinion what's the closest experience to having an orgasm that isn't an orgasm?"

Taking my shoes off and sitting down after being on my feet for several hours.

The noises I make are pretty similar.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry to lower the tone, but for me the closest thing is having a big shit. "

I have been told that by a man before. Another said having a fight.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry to lower the tone, but for me the closest thing is having a big shit. "

No I can definitely say that for me they are two very different feelings ! Maybe that's a man thing !

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Winning an argument with the Mrs. "

You win?

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

Going for a wee after being desperate while walking home in the cold.

Or taking my bra off after a long day of boulder holding.

Oh and the first stretch of the morning.. Sometimes it sounds like I'm having an orgasm too.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple over a year ago

nr chester

When you have been really dying for a wee for ages and I mean dancing round the room busting for a wee and then you finally get to go, that's just a lush feeling

Mrs cmy

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Sorry to lower the tone, but for me the closest thing is having a big shit. "

Having a baby feels like that. Definitely not orgasmic though!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An eargasm....when you hear a song or part of a song that makes you all tingly.

Intro of This Means War by Ax7 for me.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Scratchin an itch on my back with a fork...it's so good I make cum noises lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rollercoasters.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Going for a wee after being desperate while walking home in the cold.

Or taking my bra off after a long day of boulder holding.

This

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Winning an argument with the Mrs.

You win?"

I'm not sure...

Let me go ask her

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Winning an argument with the Mrs.

You win?

I'm not sure...

Let me go ask her

I let him win the little battles. I'm here to win the war

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Winning an argument with the Mrs.

You win?

I'm not sure...

Let me go ask her

I let him win the little battles. I'm here to win the war

Yes dear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rollercoasters. "

They make me feel ill

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