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You know when your getting old

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

When your watching porn and you think the story line is a bit weak

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you never go on a night out without first working out how you will get home

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When someone invites you to a party and you decide that an early night is called for, with hot cocoa.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When FOMO is a non-issue

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you complete an on line form and you have to scroll farther down the age list'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You know when your getting old.

It's not that your nuts are dangling, and knocking between your knees.

It's not even seeing your teeth in a glass beside the bed.

It's when someone says to you ''What the fuck do you know, you old bastard''

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By *plpxp2Couple  over a year ago

Middlesbrough

For some reason this brought a song into my head " it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When a 10pm swing event is too late!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you fantasise about sleep and a spoon

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester

When you hear yourself tell your kids to turn that noise down

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You start reading Saga holiday brochures

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

when every one under 30 looks 15 and that policemen looks like he just left school

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By *eMontresMan  over a year ago

Halesowen

When the broad mind and narrow waist start to change places

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you catch yourself saying at work "No, can't do that, that's in contravention of HSE and COSHH".

Invariably, I wait until everyone's gone home and do it regardless so I won't get shouted at and have time to clear up the scorch marks.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When your watching porn and you think the story line is a bit weak "

If genuinely bored of porn, for reals. Need physical interaction, it's getting dire!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When listening to the radio and you say call this music it's just a rowdy noise back in my day we had proper music ....

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By *ub_liminalTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Belfast


"When listening to the radio and you say call this music it's just a rowdy noise back in my day we had proper music .... "

That's true though. Even looking back 10 years ago; music seems to be less of a formulaic homogeny.

I dunno, when multi buy offers on "anti aging" products begin to catch your eye whilst wondering through boots?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

when all your get up and go got up and went....ages ago!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"when all your get up and go got up and went....ages ago! "

I thought that was hair? "Wash and go"..and boy, did it..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When the graduate trainee at work discovers your age and in trying to compliment you actually says "wow, bloody hell. I hope I look as good as you when I'm old too". Thanks kid!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thought of a few more.

When the kids at work hear that *I* didn't HAVE internet in school and say "but how did you find things out?".."From a LIBRARY, it's upstairs, go have fun".

When you buy a step through bike because you can't get your leg over (with bikes as with life, heh)

When you commiserate with your boss who's just sold an MG to a Yoof of today, only to find THEY can't get it started because they've never heard of "a choke".

When your own dear children ask how old you are, and then say "WOW! That's REALLY old. So, will you die soon?"

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By *allyandJonCouple  over a year ago

manchester

When someone asks you "How long of you got to go?"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you're outside of 18-99.

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By *ildbillkidMan  over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Your mind says yes , your body says oh no you dont

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By *unfun12Couple  over a year ago

Fuerteventura

You trust the old bill more than your farts....

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"You trust the old bill more than your farts....

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Never in a million years

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you say todays music is rubbish yet your only 30 and remember your parents saying the same thing 15 years ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you post on this type of thread....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When your kids are old enough to on their way out clubbing when it's your bedtime ...

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