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You know when your getting old
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You know when your getting old.
It's not that your nuts are dangling, and knocking between your knees.
It's not even seeing your teeth in a glass beside the bed.
It's when someone says to you ''What the fuck do you know, you old bastard''  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you catch yourself saying at work "No, can't do that, that's in contravention of HSE and COSHH".
Invariably, I wait until everyone's gone home and do it regardless so I won't get shouted at and have time to clear up the scorch marks.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When your watching porn and you think the story line is a bit weak  "
If genuinely bored of porn, for reals. Need physical interaction, it's getting dire! |
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"When listening to the radio and you say call this music it's just a rowdy noise back in my day we had proper music .... "
That's true though. Even looking back 10 years ago; music seems to be less of a formulaic homogeny.
I dunno, when multi buy offers on "anti aging" products begin to catch your eye whilst wondering through boots?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When the graduate trainee at work discovers your age and in trying to compliment you actually says "wow, bloody hell. I hope I look as good as you when I'm old too". Thanks kid!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thought of a few more.
When the kids at work hear that *I* didn't HAVE internet in school and say "but how did you find things out?".."From a LIBRARY, it's upstairs, go have fun". 
When you buy a step through bike because you can't get your leg over (with bikes as with life, heh)
When you commiserate with your boss who's just sold an MG to a Yoof of today, only to find THEY can't get it started because they've never heard of "a choke".
When your own dear children ask how old you are, and then say "WOW! That's REALLY old. So, will you die soon?" |
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