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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A oldie but a goody be as inventive as you like.Ill go first...

Comparing your deep throat skills to alice cooper chocking on a hot dog

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Starting a description of sex with "my mum always liked..."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sock/sandal combo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A male advertising for a meet

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By *iss AdventureWoman over a year ago

Wonderland

My brother and I .......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Learn to say fancy a fuck in Klingon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This one time, in band camp ...

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By *lik and PaulCouple over a year ago

Flagrante

Relying on the size of your cock to do the work

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By *iverpool LoverMan over a year ago

liverpool

Having 20+ pictures......

but all of various angles of your cock.

some with sky remote in them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Starting your profile with a call for advice about nasal biro removal

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This one time, in band camp ...

See if someone said that id have to meet them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Starting your profile with a call for advice about nasal biro removal

Wibble wibble

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By *oc-robMan over a year ago

Sunderland

Stating you only go bareback as hour cocks to small for a condom

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By *iss AdventureWoman over a year ago

Wonderland

Using your arrest mug shot as your profile pic

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Using your arrest mug shot as your profile pic"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This one time, in band camp ...

See if someone said that id have to meet them!

This one time, in band camp...

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Your wife doesn't understand you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mum & dad say you're welcome to stay ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This one time, in band camp ...

See if someone said that id have to meet them!

This one time, in band camp..."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ignore the scratching its crabs

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By *iking.beardMan over a year ago

Leeds

Been a single ginger bloke

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Been a single ginger bloke

lol"

I love the gingers they are lovely folk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Unflushed toilet in background of cock shot

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Unflushed toilet in background of cock shot"

But all too common

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I get conjugal visit's every other weekend...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Using the word BREED

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Using the word BREED

omg that guy was a legend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My cock may be small, but I have the tongue of a lizard.

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wearing a balaclava and wielding a potato peeler in your profile pictures

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Asking if they can pick up some hemorrhoid cream for you on their way to meet you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can't show face pics because of my job"

"Single" guy, but cannot accommodate despite being 44.?

"I'll fuck you so hard I'll knock yer teeth out!" (Actually shown this in a message received by a fem friend from here)

Not already being meet verified? Moaning about not getting meets on the forums?

Loads of reasons....many seem to think simply being a single guy is a reason (obviously not)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Asking if they can pick up some hemorrhoid cream for you on their way to meet you!

He still came though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Asking if they can pick up some hemorrhoid cream for you on their way to meet you!

You said you wanted me to feed you grapes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get your canine pal to write your profile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Asking if they can pick up some hemorrhoid cream for you on their way to meet you!

He still came though

They always come

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By *iss AdventureWoman over a year ago

Wonderland

If I verify you, will you verify me so I can get a meet (and when you say no you see they suddenly have a verification from someone else within 24hours)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

But we could be the first people to make love to agadoo

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By *oobsandballsMan over a year ago

st andrews

Put up constant statuses moaning about fakes and timewasters, saying the site is crap and that everyone on here are munters.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But we could be the first people to make love to agadoo

Erm the second

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By *iss AdventureWoman over a year ago

Wonderland

"But we could be the first people to make love to agadoo

Must be all the Black Lace

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Sex for bacon and a blowie for coffee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Unflushed toilet in background of cock shot

But all too common

Well I'm considerate. I leave the seat down

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Put up constant statuses moaning about fakes and timewasters, saying the site is crap and that everyone on here are munters. "

Munters only sounds right of said by the legend that is james corden

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By *ilmiss75Woman over a year ago

Thornton

So, what time shall I be at yours....

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

Put up a status saying I'm leaving unless someone can change my mind.

Just leaves me (and I'd guess some other people) wanting to call their bluff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sex for bacon and a blowie for coffee

No, that's a reason to meet. And considered foreplay in some areas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Asking for preference of farm animals

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont mind the skulls in the background

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sex for bacon and a blowie for coffee

No, that's a reason to meet. And considered foreplay in some areas"

You didnt seem keen

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Asking for preference of farm animals

Always the goat taff

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dont mind the skulls in the background"

actually ive said that before

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Asking for preference of farm animals

Always the goat taff

You know me so well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sex for bacon and a blowie for coffee

No, that's a reason to meet. And considered foreplay in some areas

You didnt seem keen

A rasher for a flasher?

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By *ilmiss75Woman over a year ago

Thornton

Someone once asked me a question... I replied with (words to the effect of) the good ole line off....Ooooh if I tell you I will have to kill you...

They logged off n left

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sex for bacon and a blowie for coffee

No, that's a reason to meet. And considered foreplay in some areas

You didnt seem keen

A rasher for a flasher? "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Daytime meets only, the police say I cant be out after 7

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My female partner can't make it now but she's happy for me to come alone to meet you.

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By *manda63Woman over a year ago

Southampton

"If I verify you, will you verify me so I can get a meet (and when you say no you see they suddenly have a verification from someone else within 24hours)"

I've had this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bring the kids, we'll make a day of it..."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Advertising for a social meet at a bridal fayre

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By *iss AdventureWoman over a year ago

Wonderland

I can only accommodate or my ASBO tag goes off

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