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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ouch ouch ouch babes, hurts like fuck doesnt it...hope Rob didnt bloody laugh  "
He was beating the fluff off the rabbits quilt in the garden at the time  |
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over a year ago
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"ouch ouch ouch babes, hurts like fuck doesnt it...hope Rob didnt bloody laugh
He was beating the fluff off the rabbits quilt in the garden at the time "
your rabbit has a quilt...fook me how posh is that, i just throw mine in the draw |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuckity fuck fuck fuck!!!
Just caught my foot on the edge of a chair and ripped my little toe nail off  "
quick quick send for the possee nail repair team....  |
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OOch honey bet that hurt. Have you ever seen anyone when they stub there toe. So many react so differently . Some just hop, some f and blind. I must be the funniest, if i stub my toe i seem to take of and run round like a headless chicken |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuckity fuck fuck fuck!!!
Just caught my foot on the edge of a chair and ripped my little toe nail off "
Oh i hope you are ok very serious for a woman to do somthing like that
What with brain damage etc  |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"Fuckity fuck fuck fuck!!!
Just caught my foot on the edge of a chair and ripped my little toe nail off "
OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH indeedy!!!
Sit down, put you foot up and help yourself to a stiff one - trust me i am a nurse....lol xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fuckity fuck fuck fuck!!!
Just caught my foot on the edge of a chair and ripped my little toe nail off
OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH indeedy!!!
Sit down, put you foot up and help yourself to a stiff one - trust me i am a nurse....lol xxx"
a gerbil nurse...honeypot dont let hernear she will try to worm you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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omg i know how you feel. am quite heavy handed and the other day decided to paint my toe nails. got that sponge thing that divides your toes to enable you to paint them without smudging. so there i am putting the divider in and far too roughly pulled my little toe. i heard an almighty crack and my little toe flopped to the side. there was no pain. anyhow after second attempt i pushed it back and it clicked into place. so lesson to be learned doris's get a wank off me at your own risk....i come with a health warning...pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OOch honey bet that hurt. Have you ever seen anyone when they stub there toe. So many react so differently . Some just hop, some f and blind. I must be the funniest, if i stub my toe i seem to take of and run round like a headless chicken"
i do what every man does cries and asks his wife for a cuddle |
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"omg i know how you feel. am quite heavy handed and the other day decided to paint my toe nails. got that sponge thing that divides your toes to enable you to paint them without smudging. so there i am putting the divider in and far too roughly pulled my little toe. i heard an almighty crack and my little toe flopped to the side. there was no pain. anyhow after second attempt i pushed it back and it clicked into place. so lesson to be learned daves get a wank off me at your own risk....i come with a health warning but i do like pussy so i will only stick half my foot in ,after its been in my mouth of course ...pmsl"
ouch really ...well thanks for the warning ....nice to see you daves are so ..intimate |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"Fuckity fuck fuck fuck!!!
Just caught my foot on the edge of a chair and ripped my little toe nail off
OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH indeedy!!!
Sit down, put you foot up and help yourself to a stiff one - trust me i am a nurse....lol xxx
a gerbil nurse...honeypot dont let hernear she will try to worm you"
PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cheeky bugger - next time i see you i will have a thermometer with your name on it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OOch honey bet that hurt. Have you ever seen anyone when they stub there toe. So many react so differently . Some just hop, some f and blind. I must be the funniest, if i stub my toe i seem to take of and run round like a headless chickeni do what every man does cries and asks his wife for a cuddle "
awwww bless |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fuckity fuck fuck fuck!!!
Just caught my foot on the edge of a chair and ripped my little toe nail off
OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH indeedy!!!
Sit down, put you foot up and help yourself to a stiff one - trust me i am a nurse....lol xxx
a gerbil nurse...honeypot dont let hernear she will try to worm you
PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cheeky bugger - next time i see you i will have a thermometer with your name on it "
 ****shut the fook up pheonix**** |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"Fuckity fuck fuck fuck!!!
Just caught my foot on the edge of a chair and ripped my little toe nail off
OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH indeedy!!!
Sit down, put you foot up and help yourself to a stiff one - trust me i am a nurse....lol xxx
a gerbil nurse...honeypot dont let hernear she will try to worm you
PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cheeky bugger - next time i see you i will have a thermometer with your name on it
****shut the fook up pheonix****"
ooooooooooooooh to late now honey!!!
Ohhhhhhhh and those sexy orange elbow length gloves.....lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuckity fuck fuck fuck!!!
Just caught my foot on the edge of a chair and ripped my little toe nail off
OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH indeedy!!!
Sit down, put you foot up and help yourself to a stiff one - trust me i am a nurse....lol xxx
a gerbil nurse...honeypot dont let hernear she will try to worm you
PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cheeky bugger - next time i see you i will have a thermometer with your name on it
****shut the fook up pheonix****
ooooooooooooooh to late now honey!!!
Ohhhhhhhh and those sexy orange elbow length gloves.....lol "
please hun please, a bit of lube this time |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"Fuckity fuck fuck fuck!!!
Just caught my foot on the edge of a chair and ripped my little toe nail off
OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH indeedy!!!
Sit down, put you foot up and help yourself to a stiff one - trust me i am a nurse....lol xxx
a gerbil nurse...honeypot dont let hernear she will try to worm you
PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cheeky bugger - next time i see you i will have a thermometer with your name on it
****shut the fook up pheonix****
ooooooooooooooh to late now honey!!!
Ohhhhhhhh and those sexy orange elbow length gloves.....lol
please hun please, a bit of lube this time"
depends if you are good between now and then....lol |
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"Fuckity fuck fuck fuck!!!
Just caught my foot on the edge of a chair and ripped my little toe nail off
OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH indeedy!!!
Sit down, put you foot up and help yourself to a stiff one - trust me i am a nurse....lol xxx
a gerbil nurse...honeypot dont let hernear she will try to worm you
PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cheeky bugger - next time i see you i will have a thermometer with your name on it
****shut the fook up pheonix****
ooooooooooooooh to late now honey!!!
Ohhhhhhhh and those sexy orange elbow length gloves.....lol "
i can help ya debz honest .....!!!!! |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"Fuckity fuck fuck fuck!!!
Just caught my foot on the edge of a chair and ripped my little toe nail off
OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH indeedy!!!
Sit down, put you foot up and help yourself to a stiff one - trust me i am a nurse....lol xxx
a gerbil nurse...honeypot dont let hernear she will try to worm you
PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cheeky bugger - next time i see you i will have a thermometer with your name on it
****shut the fook up pheonix****
ooooooooooooooh to late now honey!!!
Ohhhhhhhh and those sexy orange elbow length gloves.....lol
i can help ya debz honest .....!!!!!"
Your on |
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"Fuckity fuck fuck fuck!!!
Just caught my foot on the edge of a chair and ripped my little toe nail off
OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH indeedy!!!
Sit down, put you foot up and help yourself to a stiff one - trust me i am a nurse....lol xxx
a gerbil nurse...honeypot dont let hernear she will try to worm you
PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cheeky bugger - next time i see you i will have a thermometer with your name on it
****shut the fook up pheonix****
ooooooooooooooh to late now honey!!!
Ohhhhhhhh and those sexy orange elbow length gloves.....lol
i can help ya debz honest .....!!!!!
Your on "
WOW ...excited ....starfish hunting ... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My toe is fine now and ive just painted the bit of skin thats left with some nail varnish so it sort of looks normal
No need for gerbil nurse and her worming tablets or mouth to mouth,although mouth to mouth is always welcome |
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"My toe is fine now and ive just painted the bit of skin thats left with some nail varnish so it sort of looks normal
No need for gerbil nurse and her worming tablets or mouth to mouth,although mouth to mouth is always welcome "
my son just stuck a drill through my fingernail...sigh.
DIY...bloody hate it! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My toe is fine now and ive just painted the bit of skin thats left with some nail varnish so it sort of looks normal
No need for gerbil nurse and her worming tablets or mouth to mouth,although mouth to mouth is always welcome
my son just stuck a drill through my fingernail...sigh.
DIY...bloody hate it! "
OUCH! kiss it better? if its got a plaster on of course  |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"My toe is fine now and ive just painted the bit of skin thats left with some nail varnish so it sort of looks normal
No need for sexy gerbil nurse and her mouth to mouth,although mouth to mouth is always welcome "
Bless you dear - another time then maybe...pmsl xxx |
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"My toe is fine now and ive just painted the bit of skin thats left with some nail varnish so it sort of looks normal
No need for gerbil nurse and her worming tablets or mouth to mouth,although mouth to mouth is always welcome
my son just stuck a drill through my fingernail...sigh.
DIY...bloody hate it!
OUCH! kiss it better? if its got a plaster on of course "
Plaster! PLASTER!..I have got a bloody great bandage on it, I am milking it for all it is worth lol. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OOch honey bet that hurt. Have you ever seen anyone when they stub there toe. So many react so differently . Some just hop, some f and blind. I must be the funniest, if i stub my toe i seem to take of and run round like a headless chicken"
Diamond im one of those people who when they stub their toe does'nt feel a thing until I look down and see a big flap of skin hanging off and then run around crying with pain,hav'nt done that for years thankfully! |
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