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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Cheeky little game for you all. Those little cliches you see time and again in the films and tv.
A couple of starters for you.
No matter what job, if someone loses their job they all have the same size box as they leave the office with family pic in the top (random sports trophy optional)
Any part of a building can be accessed via the air conditioning system.
Mobile communication devices get reception everywhere (including down mines) unless vital to the plot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In a fight scene, everyone takes it in turn throwing punches, no one ever tries to three a punch at the same time as the guy they are fighting.
No matter how plain and ugly a teen high school student is, they can be turned into a stunner, by another high school student, with no formal make up training.
Mean girls always end up covered in something icky, or dead
No one gets morning breath
American kids can run faster than dinosaurs  |
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1. When a the star is chasing an extra and they end up on the roof.....well, only the star uses the stairs to come down.
2.When there is an unidentified crewman beaming down from the USS ENTERPRISE, he/she will not last beyond the next scene.
3. No-one gets a nuisance PPI call on their mobile phone.
4. No fat people are seen going to bed in American films. |
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"No froth when actors brush their teeth...."
OK, true story:
When I first moved into the country, as a kid, I thought English people had a special way of brushing their teeth so they didn't froth.
Because of this. Lol |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
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A car chase always takes a detour of the local market. Cue falling creates of apples and oranges all over the place.
Everyone who lives in New York lives in a loft. They all own grand pianos which can only be manoeuvred in via a system of ropes and pulleys. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The count down timer on the bomb that is going to thwart James Bond's mission (other film heroes are available) goes on for longer in reality than on the counter. (Yes, from a very young age I have always counted down from the first shot of it - the bomb in Fort Knox in Goldfinger being a case in point) (Tragic I know, but the devil's in the detail). |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cheeky little game for you all. Those little cliches you see time and again in the films and tv.
A couple of starters for you.
No matter what job, if someone loses their job they all have the same size box as they leave the office with family pic in the top (random sports trophy optional)
Any part of a building can be accessed via the air conditioning system.
Mobile communication devices get reception everywhere (including down mines) unless vital to the plot."
Watching an episode of Silent Witness, a couple of weeks ago. There was a scene where the father and son are fishing, but the boy was using the fishing reel upside down !! Clearly had never fished in his life. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The count down timer on the bomb that is going to thwart James Bond's mission (other film heroes are available) goes on for longer in reality than on the counter. (Yes, from a very young age I have always counted down from the first shot of it - the bomb in Fort Knox in Goldfinger being a case in point) (Tragic I know, but the devil's in the detail). "
And any bomb is disarmed with 3 seconds on the digital clock |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1. When a the star is chasing an extra and they end up on the roof.....well, only the star uses the stairs to come down.
2.When there is an unidentified crewman beaming down from the USS ENTERPRISE, he/she will not last beyond the next scene.
3. No-one gets a nuisance PPI call on their mobile phone.
4. No fat people are seen going to bed in American films. "
Re point 2
That crewman is billed as
Security man 2
Always the red shirt |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The count down timer on the bomb that is going to thwart James Bond's mission (other film heroes are available) goes on for longer in reality than on the counter. (Yes, from a very young age I have always counted down from the first shot of it - the bomb in Fort Knox in Goldfinger being a case in point) (Tragic I know, but the devil's in the detail).
And any bomb is disarmed with 3 seconds on the digital clock"
The Bond default disarming options are A) three seconds B) a hairy scary one second or C) a cheesy 1970s Roger Moore 007 seconds. I do love Bond (so not a proper girl). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" (so not a proper girl).
I know people that say otherwise  "
Ah, just looked at your verries in full preparation to say 'pah, no you don't' - shuffles away quietly!  |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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People always find a parking space right where its most convenient for them.
It always rains at funerals.
If someone has to jump off a building there is always something soft for them to land on.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"guns have magic magazines that never run out of rounds"
Watch Deadpool, for first time they dont!
Why oh why do they run up to the roof to 'escape'? Run down to the ground floor n grab a car that will crash, twist in air etc but still go! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cheeky little game for you all. Those little cliches you see time and again in the films and tv.
A couple of starters for you.
No matter what job, if someone loses their job they all have the same size box as they leave the office with family pic in the top (random sports trophy optional)
Any part of a building can be accessed via the air conditioning system.
Mobile communication devices get reception everywhere (including down mines) unless vital to the plot.
Watching an episode of Silent Witness, a couple of weeks ago. There was a scene where the father and son are fishing, but the boy was using the fishing reel upside down !! Clearly had never fished in his life."
Who would live in Walford ? Most depressing place on earth. Nothing happy ever happens there. Doom and gloom. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Women seem to always have bra and or knickers on when they get out of bed after having sex "
Don't forget their perfect make up and hair after sex?...Dry sheets?... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ammunition... Fucking pisses me off man. How many times can you shoot that gun and not run out, similarly, where does Legolas get all of his arrows from. He only ever has like 5 in his quiver! |
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