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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I woke up this morning with a really swollen bottom lip. 
It went down over a few hours after some Piraton and was quite amusing, but it's not something that's ever happened to me before. Anyone else had this? What is this witchcraft?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just kind of wished it was on my penis so I could take a new cock pic.  "
Ive a lump hammer I could give your penis a whack with that ....that should make it swell  |
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"I woke up this morning with a really swollen bottom lip.
It went down over a few hours after some Piraton and was quite amusing, but it's not something that's ever happened to me before. Anyone else had this? What is this witchcraft?
You might have a food allergy xx
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never mind Lib's gob, I have a bit of a doctor fetish so make yourselves known to me please 
Found the culprit now Lib, she even admits it in her profile! "
Oh aye, I forgot I bit him. Sorry about that. |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
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Has someone punched you ?
1. If yes this is what's caused it
if no.. see point two.
2. Have you punched yourself ?
. If yes this is what's caused it
. If no see point 3
3... The first rule of fight club is don't talk about fight club. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I woke up this morning with a really swollen bottom lip.
It went down over a few hours after some Piraton and was quite amusing, but it's not something that's ever happened to me before. Anyone else had this? What is this witchcraft?
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Your arse has lips? |
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I can take a last minute appointment, as I've had a cancellation. A home visit would help me determine possible suspects. But I'd need a full Hazmat suit, as I must avoid any nasties there.
The black death may be surfacing but don't worry, cheap antihistamine seems to have knocked it back, which defies all scientific knowledge.
A cuddle with your selection from the forumites could get you out of your 365 day's isolation. |
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