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over a year ago
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"Less of an advert, but how about as part of the fab film franchise.
Fabswingers 2 Revenge of the UNLOS.
Do they use nunchucks? "
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Dire straits perform live, starting with some Sultans of Swing, morphing to Tunnel of Love, as a close up of my pert and spread arse is zoomed in on, surrounded by the best of the forum hotties, male and female.
Platinum membership is unveiled, allowing access to our party.
Suggestive pointers about shedding the drab existence, brief shot of guy at his mobile messaging, as he walks around the corner to knock at a door - he's greeted by fab girls, all in ultra high heels, stockings etc, as they take a break from a sex toy party and devour him. (Very real life).
The swinging neighbours all pop around and all are happy together.
Final shoot to my lips being licked and Shag spanking my arse. |
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Sort of like an advert for Le Mis ....
Open with The final scene ... The barricades and everyone Making a stance.....
"Keep your virtues and morals for criminals ....rapists ...murderers...."
A MAN with a powerful rich voice says...."Don't be controlled and confined by popular beliefs......Reject others and stand for freedom....."
SHE SAYS in a sultry seductive voice
"stand for your right to be sexually free.... To be accepted for who you are ....... Come stand with me"
In unison all body types, sexual preferences, races, creeds and fetish characters .... Stand in and in the barriers .... Singing
I would like to build the world a FAB home......and furnish it with LOVE ...
I would like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony ....won't you hear what we say..... Standing hand in hand .... Making love all over the land ...
Xxx
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Sort of like an advert for Le Mis ....
Open with The final scene ... The barricades and everyone Making a stance.....
"Keep your virtues and morals for criminals ....rapists ...murderers...."
A MAN with a powerful rich voice says...."Don't be controlled and confined by popular beliefs......Reject others and stand for freedom....."
SHE SAYS in a sultry seductive voice
"stand for your right to be sexually free.... To be accepted for who you are ....... Come stand with me"
In unison all body types, sexual preferences, races, creeds and fetish characters .... Stand in and in the barriers .... Singing
I would like to build the world a FAB home......and furnish it with LOVE ...
I would like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony ....won't you hear what we say..... Standing hand in hand .... Making love all over the land ...
Xxx
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I can imagine this being televised at half time during the FA Cup Final (Superbowl style).  |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Dire straits perform live, starting with some Sultans of Swing, morphing to Tunnel of Love, as a close up of my pert and spread arse is zoomed in on, surrounded by the best of the forum hotties, male and female.
Platinum membership is unveiled, allowing access to our party.
Suggestive pointers about shedding the drab existence, brief shot of guy at his mobile messaging, as he walks around the corner to knock at a door - he's greeted by fab girls, all in ultra high heels, stockings etc, as they take a break from a sex toy party and devour him. (Very real life).
The swinging neighbours all pop around and all are happy together.
Final shoot to my lips being licked and Shag spanking my arse. "
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Take out a load of huge advertising posters on billboards throughout the UK
Put a big gaping fanny then the words "Want some of this?.....Get some of this" then the FAB web address
Do the same poster but with a cock on it in the interests of equality
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Take out a load of huge advertising posters on billboards throughout the UK
Put a big gaping fanny then the words "Want some of this?.....Get some of this" then the FAB web address
Do the same poster but with a cock on it in the interests of equality
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Does what it says on the tin kind of thing. Or we could tease before launching by erecting billboard posters of Fanny Craddock and Dick Van Dyke! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Something like all those 0845 adverts late at night showing a plethora of horny beauties just waiting for you to get in touch
Horny beauties? We talking rhino, narwhal or unicorns? "
I've heard unicorns are rare, I'll not comment on rhinos I'll get a slap and since (according to google when you put in narwhal analogy) is a bisexual reference I have to say all 3 in varying levels |
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"Dire straits perform live, starting with some Sultans of Swing, morphing to Tunnel of Love, as a close up of my pert and spread arse is zoomed in on, surrounded by the best of the forum hotties, male and female.
Platinum membership is unveiled, allowing access to our party.
Suggestive pointers about shedding the drab existence, brief shot of guy at his mobile messaging, as he walks around the corner to knock at a door - he's greeted by fab girls, all in ultra high heels, stockings etc, as they take a break from a sex toy party and devour him. (Very real life).
The swinging neighbours all pop around and all are happy together.
Final shoot to my lips being licked and Shag spanking my arse.
It's good but I'm assuming this would not be broadcast before the watershed? "
We'd give Platinum to the watchdogs and get approval, as long as the tunnels of love are slightly blurred out. Shags 6 pack in full high definition of course.
The very realistic portrayal of streets having abundant swingers in them, us women always dressed up and eager to meet within minutes to any single guy, would pull in singles. Some hints of same gender action would prepare some for what they'll settle for when their 2000th message to couples and women gets no reply.
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