"Hi Meg don't think I do either
Fuck off. Bullying me and being unhelpful!! x
You no ya love it xx
You'll love my size 9 magnums up your arse, dear "
Didn't no they did them that big and wouldn't it get a bit messy all that chocolate and ice-cream melting |
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"Hi Meg don't think I do either
Fuck off. Bullying me and being unhelpful!! x
You no ya love it xx
You'll love my size 9 magnums up your arse, dear
Didn't no they did them that big and wouldn't it get a bit messy all that chocolate and ice-cream melting "
It took me waaaaay too long (and a face-palm) to work out what you were on about! I'll rephrase. "You'll love my size 9 tactical assault boots up your arse, dear" |
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"Hi Meg don't think I do either
Fuck off. Bullying me and being unhelpful!! x
You no ya love it xx
You'll love my size 9 magnums up your arse, dear
Didn't no they did them that big and wouldn't it get a bit messy all that chocolate and ice-cream melting
It took me waaaaay too long (and a face-palm) to work out what you were on about! I'll rephrase. "You'll love my size 9 tactical assault boots up your arse, dear" "
Kinky bitch |
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"Hi Meg don't think I do either
Fuck off. Bullying me and being unhelpful!! x
You no ya love it xx
You'll love my size 9 magnums up your arse, dear
Didn't no they did them that big and wouldn't it get a bit messy all that chocolate and ice-cream melting
It took me waaaaay too long (and a face-palm) to work out what you were on about! I'll rephrase. "You'll love my size 9 tactical assault boots up your arse, dear"
Kinky bitch "
I hear they'd fit....... |
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"Hi Meg don't think I do either
Fuck off. Bullying me and being unhelpful!! x
You no ya love it xx
You'll love my size 9 magnums up your arse, dear
Didn't no they did them that big and wouldn't it get a bit messy all that chocolate and ice-cream melting
It took me waaaaay too long (and a face-palm) to work out what you were on about! I'll rephrase. "You'll love my size 9 tactical assault boots up your arse, dear"
Kinky bitch
I hear they'd fit....... "
Should we try it and see |
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"Hi Meg don't think I do either
Fuck off. Bullying me and being unhelpful!! x
You no ya love it xx
You'll love my size 9 magnums up your arse, dear
Didn't no they did them that big and wouldn't it get a bit messy all that chocolate and ice-cream melting
It took me waaaaay too long (and a face-palm) to work out what you were on about! I'll rephrase. "You'll love my size 9 tactical assault boots up your arse, dear"
Kinky bitch
I hear they'd fit.......
Should we try it and see "
Lemme re-waterproof them first |
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"Ya can't do that to Bladey, he's getting hitched soon
To his hand or the girl in the bar who you'd have to be too d*unk to get it up to sleep with? *awaits slap*"
Can I borrow them boots. I no there a bit small but won't need email long |
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"Ya can't do that to Bladey, he's getting hitched soon
To his hand or the girl in the bar who you'd have to be too d*unk to get it up to sleep with? *awaits slap*
Can I borrow them boots. I no there a bit small but won't need email long "
They won't fit in my arse if that's what you're thinking |
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"Ya can't do that to Bladey, he's getting hitched soon
To his hand or the girl in the bar who you'd have to be too d*unk to get it up to sleep with? *awaits slap*
Can I borrow them boots. I no there a bit small but won't need email long
They won't fit in my arse if that's what you're thinking "
I'll be the judge of that |
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"Ya can't do that to Bladey, he's getting hitched soon
To his hand or the girl in the bar who you'd have to be too d*unk to get it up to sleep with? *awaits slap*
Can I borrow them boots. I no there a bit small but won't need email long
They won't fit in my arse if that's what you're thinking
I'll be the judge of that "
Running away now.
I just wanted to know how to see local hot pics and now I'm being threatened with serious anus massacre!! |
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"Ya can't do that to Bladey, he's getting hitched soon
To his hand or the girl in the bar who you'd have to be too d*unk to get it up to sleep with? *awaits slap*
Can I borrow them boots. I no there a bit small but won't need email long
They won't fit in my arse if that's what you're thinking
I'll be the judge of that
Running away now.
I just wanted to know how to see local hot pics and now I'm being threatened with serious anus massacre!! "
you can't run if your gonna lend him your boots...
they used to be my boots. now there's gonna be poo on 'em |
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Don't worry, I'll kiss it better for ya
Ok
When are you coming round? Not for bum kissing.. But yeah
Ok maybe a little bit of bum kissing "
will there be tongues? |
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"Ya can't do that to Bladey, he's getting hitched soon
To his hand or the girl in the bar who you'd have to be too d*unk to get it up to sleep with? *awaits slap*
Can I borrow them boots. I no there a bit small but won't need email long
They won't fit in my arse if that's what you're thinking
perhaps not together but one after the other and with plenty of spit and a bit of brute force.....
Where there's a will
i have a 12lb sledgehammer and a crowbar if needs be
I've a jackhammer to if you think it would help "
better to have and not need than need and not have i suppose.
we'd best just do this at a local hartley hire. we can go all the way to mini diggers should the need arise and all the grease and oil we could need |
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"Ya can't do that to Bladey, he's getting hitched soon
To his hand or the girl in the bar who you'd have to be too d*unk to get it up to sleep with? *awaits slap*
Can I borrow them boots. I no there a bit small but won't need email long
They won't fit in my arse if that's what you're thinking
perhaps not together but one after the other and with plenty of spit and a bit of brute force.....
Where there's a will
i have a 12lb sledgehammer and a crowbar if needs be
I've a jackhammer to if you think it would help
better to have and not need than need and not have i suppose.
we'd best just do this at a local hartley hire. we can go all the way to mini diggers should the need arise and all the grease and oil we could need "
Now that's thinking ahead and quite possibly out or even in the box |
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I don't get it either, never have - used to always get confused when I got messages telling me I was on it. I thought it was because I didn't have a profile saying I was looking for women, but I changed it for a bit and still didn't get that update. It's weird. |
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I found a thread from over a year ago about it being an update that was being trailed... But how come some people have it but others don't? Especially if it was over a year ago that it was being tried out. |
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"I don't get it either, never have - used to always get confused when I got messages telling me I was on it. I thought it was because I didn't have a profile saying I was looking for women, but I changed it for a bit and still didn't get that update. It's weird."
I've had that as well. Messages telling me I'm on it but I don't appear to get it either |
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