politicians

By *eavenNhell OP Couple over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Two crocodiles were sitting at the side of the Thames in London

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how

you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same

size as kids... I just don't get it.'

'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'

'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.

'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'

'Down the other side of the river near the Parliament'

'Same here. Hmm... how do you catch them?'

'Well, I crawl up under one of their cars and wait for one to unlock

the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the sh!t out of

them, and eat 'em!'

'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're not

getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the sh!t

out of a politician, there's nothing left but an arsehole and a briefcase.'

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

brilliant