Kick me up the arse

By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive got to go out this afternoon, its so bloody windy i will get blown away. Would much prefer to stay in so someone kick my arse

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ive got to go out this afternoon, its so bloody windy i will get blown away. Would much prefer to stay in so someone kick my arse"
kick

By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

consider yourself duly kicked madam

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

wouldnt dream of kicking you,but will certainly give you a nudge

By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

Just think the sooner you go out, the sooner you get back into the warmth

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Runs up and plants a size 10 firmly on your butt

By *rankOfileMan over a year ago

France

prefer to offer a gentle slap on the bottom rather than a kick

By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im back, safe and sound. Good job i got some weight on me bloody hell its rough, actually shouldnt complain. Poor people in australia

By *rankOfileMan over a year ago

France