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Just a bit of fun on this post V Monday. 
Introduce yourself and your job, but as if you are already working your dream job. Then ask someone in the thread one question about their job.
I'll start:
Hey, I'm HLF, and I work as a number of face characters at Walt Disney World. I also freelance as a sign language interpreter for theatre.
GO!
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I'm Will, I work at a commercial printers specialising in large format printing, I'm also a freelance graphic designer, not terribly exciting but my creative juices haven't started to flow yet. |
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"I'm Will, I work at a commercial printers specialising in large format printing, I'm also a freelance graphic designer, not terribly exciting but my creative juices haven't started to flow yet."
What's the coolest commission you've had so far? |
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"Hey, I'm Rach, and this is Ali. I'm a speech therapist, and he manages a games workshop store. 
That's so cool! Do you work with deaf people?
And what's the model he's most proud of painting? "
Not often, mostly children, sometimes adults who have had a stroke or have swallowing problems.
Ooh, I don't know actually, he shows me every model when he finishes painting, cause he's always proud of them! 
What's it like working at Disney world? |
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"I'm Will, I work at a commercial printers specialising in large format printing, I'm also a freelance graphic designer, not terribly exciting but my creative juices haven't started to flow yet.
What's the coolest commission you've had so far? "
An exhibition for st Georges hall, was viewed by the UKs Chinese ambassador and the curator of the imperial war museum in China, who said was very impressed and envious of the display (I designed the layout too). |
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"Hey, I'm Rach, and this is Ali. I'm a speech therapist, and he manages a games workshop store.
That's so cool! Do you work with deaf people?
And what's the model he's most proud of painting?
Not often, mostly children, sometimes adults who have had a stroke or have swallowing problems.
Ooh, I don't know actually, he shows me every model when he finishes painting, cause he's always proud of them!
What's it like working at Disney world?"
Ooooh, that's neat!! Like rehab speech therapy!
WDW is hard work, but it's pretty much as magical as you think it is.
Plus, Peter Pan, Gaston, and Aladdin are all really cute. |
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"I'm Will, I work at a commercial printers specialising in large format printing, I'm also a freelance graphic designer, not terribly exciting but my creative juices haven't started to flow yet.
What's the coolest commission you've had so far?
An exhibition for st Georges hall, was viewed by the UKs Chinese ambassador and the curator of the imperial war museum in China, who said was very impressed and envious of the display (I designed the layout too)."
INCREDIBLE! |
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"Hey, I'm Rach, and this is Ali. I'm a speech therapist, and he manages a games workshop store.
That's so cool! Do you work with deaf people?
And what's the model he's most proud of painting?
Not often, mostly children, sometimes adults who have had a stroke or have swallowing problems.
Ooh, I don't know actually, he shows me every model when he finishes painting, cause he's always proud of them!
What's it like working at Disney world?
Ooooh, that's neat!! Like rehab speech therapy!
WDW is hard work, but it's pretty much as magical as you think it is.
Plus, Peter Pan, Gaston, and Aladdin are all really cute. "
Ooh, lucky you,think you could get me Aladdin's number? |
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"Hi I'm HB and ive got my own shop. It's a children's bookshop downstairs and a Yarn store upstairs where we teach people to knit/crochet and sell tea and cakes
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OMFG this is my perfect hang out.
Read Gruffalo while knitting a Gruffalo. While eating cake.
HEAVEN!
Do you teach knitting/ crochet classes yourself? |
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"Hi I'm HB and ive got my own shop. It's a children's bookshop downstairs and a Yarn store upstairs where we teach people to knit/crochet and sell tea and cakes
OMFG this is my perfect hang out.
Read Gruffalo while knitting a Gruffalo. While eating cake.
HEAVEN!
Do you teach knitting/ crochet classes yourself? "
No, tbh I can't knit that well but I'm a self taught crocheter only started 2 years ago and I'm just teaching myself to knit now. There's nowhere round here that does that kinda thing and I think it would be ace!! Plus I'd get to play with squishy yarn all day and my lad Is book obsessed. Win win! |
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"Hi HLF I always love your posts. Okay I'm knitter and I'm a consultant. 
Ha ha ha! Thanks! 
Wow! What do you consult in?
Performance and Experience
Indulgent! "
It is. HLF which character are you? |
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over a year ago
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"Hello I'm J and I'm a site based civil engineer/surveyor in construction, engineering and demolition.
Oooh, very nice! What's the biggest project you've worked on?"
Crossrail. A couple of smaller sites monitoring for building movement caused by tunnelling. Then two and a half years setting out and quality control on one of the major new stations.
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"Hello All, I am Scouserat, I am employed as a Health & Safety officer by a ground handling company at a London airport.
What's the worst thing you've found on an inspection?  "
Damage on an aircraft due to a bird strike, it was that bad it grounded the aircraft. |
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
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"
I'll start:
Hey, I'm HLF, and I work as a number of face characters at Walt Disney World. I also freelance as a sign language interpreter for theatre.
GO!
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At Disney World do you ever get tempted to swap around the characters heads onto different bodies to freak the kids out?! |
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"Hi HLF I always love your posts. Okay I'm knitter and I'm a consultant.
Ha ha ha! Thanks!
Wow! What do you consult in?
Performance and Experience
Indulgent!
It is. HLF which character are you?"
Mulan mostly. Heh.
But also sometimes Buzz Lightyear or Jafar. |
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I'll start:
Hey, I'm HLF, and I work as a number of face characters at Walt Disney World. I also freelance as a sign language interpreter for theatre.
GO!
At Disney World do you ever get tempted to swap around the characters heads onto different bodies to freak the kids out?!"
Sackable offence, of course.
But we break the 4th wall all the time. |
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I'm Luke I'm a Co Director specialising in auto ID and compliance labelling systems for large manufacturing plants .
My dream job would be to take over Hugh Hefner at the playboy mansion   |
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"Hello lovelies. I'm L, I work as a building site coordinator. It involves herding men and drinking coffee. I'm very good at my job. "
This sounds like a euphemism for something. Lol.
Which training is more boring: COSHH or RIDDOR? |
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"I'm Luke I'm a Co Director specialising in auto ID and compliance labelling systems for large manufacturing plants .
My dream job would be to take over Hugh Hefner at the playboy mansion "
Lol!
Would you hire johnsoda0204 as a towel attendant? |
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over a year ago
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"Hi, I'm Courtney and I'm a civil rights lawyer with the ACLU.
*bows down* Wow.....
What sort of cases do you specialise in?
x"
Anti-death penalty cases in Texas. It's a very sad but rewarding job. |
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"Hi, I'm Courtney and I'm a civil rights lawyer with the ACLU.
*bows down* Wow.....
What sort of cases do you specialise in?
x
Anti-death penalty cases in Texas. It's a very sad but rewarding job."
Wow... and you can do that from here?
Don't envy the whole death penalty stuff though... that's a pretty sad deal. |
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"Hi, I'm Pete and I'm a general contractor / handyman venturing into property development and empire building
Oooh! Where was the biggest development you've built on? "
One of my cuatomers owns a lot of properties, I do the maintenance for a shopping precinct he owns and am negotiating running the development of 45 houses for the same person - should keep me out of trouble for a while |
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"Hi, I'm Courtney and I'm a civil rights lawyer with the ACLU.
*bows down* Wow.....
What sort of cases do you specialise in?
x
Anti-death penalty cases in Texas. It's a very sad but rewarding job.
Wow... and you can do that from here?
Don't envy the whole death penalty stuff though... that's a pretty sad deal. "
It's my dream job. I can do it from wherever I want |
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"Hi, I'm Courtney and I'm a civil rights lawyer with the ACLU.
*bows down* Wow.....
What sort of cases do you specialise in?
x
Anti-death penalty cases in Texas. It's a very sad but rewarding job.
Wow... and you can do that from here?
Don't envy the whole death penalty stuff though... that's a pretty sad deal.
It's my dream job. I can do it from wherever I want "
Oh! Hahaha! 
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"Hi, I'm Courtney and I'm a civil rights lawyer with the ACLU.
*bows down* Wow.....
What sort of cases do you specialise in?
x
Anti-death penalty cases in Texas. It's a very sad but rewarding job."
Need more like you.
*shoulder punch* |
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"Hi, I'm Courtney and I'm a civil rights lawyer with the ACLU.
*bows down* Wow.....
What sort of cases do you specialise in?
x
Anti-death penalty cases in Texas. It's a very sad but rewarding job.
Wow... and you can do that from here?
Don't envy the whole death penalty stuff though... that's a pretty sad deal.
It's my dream job. I can do it from wherever I want
Oh! Hahaha!
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DG!! Get with the program!! Lol!! |
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"Hi, I'm Courtney and I'm a civil rights lawyer with the ACLU.
*bows down* Wow.....
What sort of cases do you specialise in?
x
Anti-death penalty cases in Texas. It's a very sad but rewarding job.
Wow... and you can do that from here?
Don't envy the whole death penalty stuff though... that's a pretty sad deal.
It's my dream job. I can do it from wherever I want
Oh! Hahaha!
DG!! Get with the program!! Lol!! "
I'm exhausted after yesterday!
My name is DG and my real job is in law and events (weirdo combo) and my ideal job would be running a boozer. |
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"Hi im C and im an Learning and development trainer and eLearning developer
Oooh, very cool! What's your favourite topic to train on? "
Confidence and presentation skills. Ive covered some prerty gritty stuff in my time though such as abuse and terrorism torally depressing lol xx |
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Hi, I'm Soph. I won the lottery and don't need to work. I spend my time on my yacht in the sun, eating caviar and sipping champagne, whilst receiving pleasure from a range of sexy and interesting people who take me to exotic destinations. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"Hi, I'm Dee and I'm a non-destructive bed tester.
What tog duvet do you use in your testing (if any)? "
4.5 most of the year but I'm on a 9 at the moment because it's been a bit chilly recently. |
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"Hi, I am Lizzy and as part of my mystery shopper job, I visit selected forumites to check if photographs and profiles are accurate. It's a job that's poorly paid, but I enjoy it."
How many fake cock pics have you caught out so far? |
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"Hi, I'm Soph. I won the lottery and don't need to work. I spend my time on my yacht in the sun, eating caviar and sipping champagne, whilst receiving pleasure from a range of sexy and interesting people who take me to exotic destinations. "
Lol.
Which sea is your favourite sea? |
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"My name is DG and my real job is in law and events (weirdo combo) and my ideal job would be running a boozer.
I'm just joshing! Yeah, you must be! Lol.
What would your boozer be called? "
I dunno... it would depend where it was. In an ideal world it would be a country pub beside a loch, with a terrace for sunny days and a firepit for the evenings with a shelter for the smoking corner.
I'd have proper ale and hearty pub grub with a big dog and and a roaring fire with cosy seats and quirky junk. With really good staff who are happy in their work cause I look after them.
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"My name is DG and my real job is in law and events (weirdo combo) and my ideal job would be running a boozer.
I'm just joshing! Yeah, you must be! Lol.
What would your boozer be called?
I dunno... it would depend where it was. In an ideal world it would be a country pub beside a loch, with a terrace for sunny days and a firepit for the evenings with a shelter for the smoking corner.
I'd have proper ale and hearty pub grub with a big dog and and a roaring fire with cosy seats and quirky junk. With really good staff who are happy in their work cause I look after them.
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Oh, please open this pub so I can come visit.  |
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"Howdo all, Mrs R here and I'm the top roadie for AC/DC.
Sex, drugs & rock 'n' roll all day & all night!
Amazing!
How many guitars do they go through every tour? "
Used to be a lot more but now it's only two if that.
The women, on the other hand.... |
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"My name is DG and my real job is in law and events (weirdo combo) and my ideal job would be running a boozer.
I'm just joshing! Yeah, you must be! Lol.
What would your boozer be called?
I dunno... it would depend where it was. In an ideal world it would be a country pub beside a loch, with a terrace for sunny days and a firepit for the evenings with a shelter for the smoking corner.
I'd have proper ale and hearty pub grub with a big dog and and a roaring fire with cosy seats and quirky junk. With really good staff who are happy in their work cause I look after them.
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"DG's Watering Hole" |
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"Howdo all, Mrs R here and I'm the top roadie for AC/DC.
Sex, drugs & rock 'n' roll all day & all night!
Amazing!
How many guitars do they go through every tour?
Used to be a lot more but now it's only two if that.
The women, on the other hand.... "
SCANDALOUS! |
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"My name is DG and my real job is in law and events (weirdo combo) and my ideal job would be running a boozer.
I'm just joshing! Yeah, you must be! Lol.
What would your boozer be called?
I dunno... it would depend where it was. In an ideal world it would be a country pub beside a loch, with a terrace for sunny days and a firepit for the evenings with a shelter for the smoking corner.
I'd have proper ale and hearty pub grub with a big dog and and a roaring fire with cosy seats and quirky junk. With really good staff who are happy in their work cause I look after them.
"DG's Watering Hole""
*crosses legs*
You weren't supposed to notice that! |
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"Daniel Craig lookalike and part time C & A model.
Full time thread assassin.
Although I wish I was a lumberjack....."
Fucking love C&A. No one does shoulder pads like them.
What's the best Craig gig you've had? |
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Hi I'm racer and Monday to Friday I am the most death defying stunt man available, currently standing in for Bradley Cooper in an as yet unnamed film about killer frogs. As this is seasonal I top up my income by putting widgets in beer cans, it's okay, I get a discount on the beer |
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"Hi I'm racer and Monday to Friday I am the most death defying stunt man available, currently standing in for Bradley Cooper in an as yet unnamed film about killer frogs. As this is seasonal I top up my income by putting widgets in beer cans, it's okay, I get a discount on the beer "
Incredible!!
What's the worst injury you've sustained while stunting?
And have you kept in touch with any starts?
I always wondered who put those in beer cans!!! Mystery - SOLVED |
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"Hi I'm racer and Monday to Friday I am the most death defying stunt man available, currently standing in for Bradley Cooper in an as yet unnamed film about killer frogs. As this is seasonal I top up my income by putting widgets in beer cans, it's okay, I get a discount on the beer
Incredible!!
What's the worst injury you've sustained while stunting?
And have you kept in touch with any starts?
I always wondered who put those in beer cans!!! Mystery - SOLVED "
I suffered a bad Chinese burn just last week in a fight scene that went wrong.
Funny you should ask, only last night I was playing poker with Liam Neeson, Will Poulter and Jennifer Lawrence. |
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"Hi I'm racer and Monday to Friday I am the most death defying stunt man available, currently standing in for Bradley Cooper in an as yet unnamed film about killer frogs. As this is seasonal I top up my income by putting widgets in beer cans, it's okay, I get a discount on the beer
Incredible!!
What's the worst injury you've sustained while stunting?
And have you kept in touch with any starts?
I always wondered who put those in beer cans!!! Mystery - SOLVED
I suffered a bad Chinese burn just last week in a fight scene that went wrong.
Funny you should ask, only last night I was playing poker with Liam Neeson, Will Poulter and Jennifer Lawrence."
Lol. I've heard about Poulter's poker face. Hope you took advantage.
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"Hi I'm racer and Monday to Friday I am the most death defying stunt man available, currently standing in for Bradley Cooper in an as yet unnamed film about killer frogs. As this is seasonal I top up my income by putting widgets in beer cans, it's okay, I get a discount on the beer
Incredible!!
What's the worst injury you've sustained while stunting?
And have you kept in touch with any starts?
I always wondered who put those in beer cans!!! Mystery - SOLVED
I suffered a bad Chinese burn just last week in a fight scene that went wrong.
Funny you should ask, only last night I was playing poker with Liam Neeson, Will Poulter and Jennifer Lawrence.
Lol. I've heard about Poulter's poker face. Hope you took advantage.
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The big pile of pound coins next to me says I did |
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"Daniel Craig lookalike and part time C & A model.
Full time thread assassin.
Although I wish I was a lumberjack.....
Fucking love C&A. No one does shoulder pads like them.
What's the best Craig gig you've had? "
Well, it's got to be either Casino Royal or Layer Cake. I was awesome in Skyfall too.
Some none or all of the foregoing statement may or may not be true. |
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I'm Star & I turned my hobby into a home based business. I supply a local store with gluten & dairy free cakes & savouries & I also make celebration cakes (novelty more than traditional) |
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"I'm Star & I turned my hobby into a home based business. I supply a local store with gluten & dairy free cakes & savouries & I also make celebration cakes (novelty more than traditional) "
That's amazing! What's the weirdest cake you've had a commission for? |
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Not sure if it is weird. But had some 'willy' cupcakes to do for a hen party. One of the party was a lesbian & said there was no way she'd put cock in her mouth, so made her a couple of pussy ones. Being straight it was a bit strange searching google for ideas then making them up. But she loved them so all good |
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
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"Just a bit of fun on this post V Monday.
Introduce yourself and your job, but as if you are already working your dream job. Then ask someone in the thread one question about their job.
I'll start:
Hey, I'm HLF, and I work as a number of face characters at Walt Disney World. I also freelance as a sign language interpreter for theatre.
GO!
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You ever get tempted to get freaky with the dwarves behind It's a Small World |
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"Just a bit of fun on this post V Monday.
Introduce yourself and your job, but as if you are already working your dream job. Then ask someone in the thread one question about their job.
I'll start:
Hey, I'm HLF, and I work as a number of face characters at Walt Disney World. I also freelance as a sign language interpreter for theatre.
GO!
You ever get tempted to get freaky with the dwarves behind It's a Small World "
Not that I'll ever admit. |
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"Hello, I'm Seduced and I'm a Youth and Community Development Worker.
My ideal job would be to establish an events management social enterprise employing and training young people. "
That's very cool! |
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"Hello, I'm Bella and I've just set up a sensory learning centre for children with learning needs and disabilities "
OMG do you have colour changing light bubble column tanks because I fucking love them!! |
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"Hello, I'm Bella and I've just set up a sensory learning centre for children with learning needs and disabilities
OMG do you have colour changing light bubble column tanks because I fucking love them!! "
Yes! I love them too |
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"I'm HH and I'm a massage and physio therapist for the England rugby team and they all have very achey legs .......... Well, a girl can dream
How many players have you got naughty with? "
Lots of them; I keep James Haskell locked in my filing cabinet.
(I'm starting to believe my new fantasy career. I've just checked all of my filing cabinets and not one of them contain a man mountain hunk - this is most disappointing) |
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"I'm HH and I'm a massage and physio therapist for the England rugby team and they all have very achey legs .......... Well, a girl can dream
How many players have you got naughty with?
Lots of them; I keep James Haskell locked in my filing cabinet.
(I'm starting to believe my new fantasy career. I've just checked all of my filing cabinets and not one of them contain a man mountain hunk - this is most disappointing) "
(Mate, if I really worked at Disney I'd be less active in the forums I can tell you. Lol. ) |
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"Hello I'm merry, I work at Shield. I conduct experiments on alien artifacts. And yes, I have the avengers on speed dial "
OK yes we have a winner. Lol.
Like, I want to ask you so much stuff, but I know all I'll get back is "that's classified".
OK.....
What is-.... no...
How many-.....
Where does-..... no no.....
OK what is your favourite food from the S.H.I.E.L.D canteen? |
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"Hello I'm merry, I work at Shield. I conduct experiments on alien artifacts. And yes, I have the avengers on speed dial
OK yes we have a winner. Lol.
Like, I want to ask you so much stuff, but I know all I'll get back is "that's classified".
OK.....
What is-.... no...
How many-.....
Where does-..... no no.....
OK what is your favourite food from the S.H.I.E.L.D canteen? "
I'm quite partial to Thors protein pancakes.
Is it true Walt Disney had an apartment in the firehouse? And what was it like in A113? |
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"Is it true Walt Disney had an apartment in the firehouse? And what was it like in A113?
That's classified.
;)
can you get free churro's ?? "
Like, yes....
But to be honest, I use my staff stamps on Mickey waffles and Mickey ice cream sandwiches. |
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
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"Is it true Walt Disney had an apartment in the firehouse? And what was it like in A113?
That's classified.
;)
can you get free churro's ??
Like, yes....
But to be honest, I use my staff stamps on Mickey waffles and Mickey ice cream sandwiches. "
good choice on the waffles , i'd use mine on the pepporoni pizza's at pizzafari |
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"Is it true Walt Disney had an apartment in the firehouse? And what was it like in A113?
That's classified.
;)
can you get free churro's ??
Like, yes....
But to be honest, I use my staff stamps on Mickey waffles and Mickey ice cream sandwiches.
good choice on the waffles , i'd use mine on the pepporoni pizza's at pizzafari "
Nice!
Also love corndogs. And those turkey legs! |
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"Is it true Walt Disney had an apartment in the firehouse? And what was it like in A113?
That's classified.
;)"
And I was gonna invite you on board the globemaster to introduce you to the guys |
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
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"Is it true Walt Disney had an apartment in the firehouse? And what was it like in A113?
That's classified.
;)
can you get free churro's ??
Like, yes....
But to be honest, I use my staff stamps on Mickey waffles and Mickey ice cream sandwiches.
good choice on the waffles , i'd use mine on the pepporoni pizza's at pizzafari
Nice!
Also love corndogs. And those turkey legs! "
Turkey legs !!!! size of those they're more like Pterodactyl legs |
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"Is it true Walt Disney had an apartment in the firehouse? And what was it like in A113?
That's classified.
;)
can you get free churro's ??
Like, yes....
But to be honest, I use my staff stamps on Mickey waffles and Mickey ice cream sandwiches.
good choice on the waffles , i'd use mine on the pepporoni pizza's at pizzafari
Nice!
Also love corndogs. And those turkey legs!
Turkey legs !!!! size of those they're more like Pterodactyl legs "
Now we know what happened to The Last Dinosaur! Lol
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"Is it true Walt Disney had an apartment in the firehouse? And what was it like in A113?
That's classified.
;)
And I was gonna invite you on board the globemaster to introduce you to the guys "
NO YOU WEREN'T!!
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
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"Is it true Walt Disney had an apartment in the firehouse? And what was it like in A113?
That's classified.
;)
can you get free churro's ??
Like, yes....
But to be honest, I use my staff stamps on Mickey waffles and Mickey ice cream sandwiches.
good choice on the waffles , i'd use mine on the pepporoni pizza's at pizzafari
Nice!
Also love corndogs. And those turkey legs!
Turkey legs !!!! size of those they're more like Pterodactyl legs
Now we know what happened to The Last Dinosaur! Lol
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"Hi I'm _ukepast I run a donkey sanctuary with doggie day care on the side
Eereeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Dunkeys!!!!!!
What are their names?"
This one is called Fobbing, and that's Lady over there with her foal Junior |
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"Hi there, my name is Lib and I'm a mother truckin' astronaut. 
OMFG amazing!!
What do you miss most about earth when you're up in space? "
WiFi sucks up here. |
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"Hi I'm Mae
I get paid by TripAdvisor to go to restaurants and hotels and review them for a show I have. Next season is airing in May on channel 4
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Dammit, I KNEW you looked familiar!
What was the worst thing you've eaten "for the show"? |
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"Im bob...I work in events production & freelance lighting design and operation, stage management at festivals and stage technician (roadie) "
Very very cool!
What is the most outrageous request you've had to deal with by a band/ musician? |
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"Hi I'm Rammy and I run a ladies online clothing boutique. I have most of my items manufactured here in the UK and also purchase clothing from Italy .
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What is the most detestable piece of fashion you've had, in your opinion? |
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"Im bob...I work in events production & freelance lighting design and operation, stage management at festivals and stage technician (roadie)
Very very cool!
What is the most outrageous request you've had to deal with by a band/ musician?"
we have been asked for a pint of piss and a punch on the cock by one band
my favourites however was the services of "a man" required by Mr Dogg and Dizzee had tangfastics and monster munch on his rider |
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By *aeBabeWoman
over a year ago
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"Hi I'm Mae
I get paid by TripAdvisor to go to restaurants and hotels and review them for a show I have. Next season is airing in May on channel 4
Dammit, I KNEW you looked familiar!
What was the worst thing you've eaten "for the show"?"
Shhhh... I really shouldn't be saying anything, might lose my contract.
Worst thing? Snail in pesto aka escargot. No matter how you dress it up it's still a Snail lol. |
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"Or maybe taking all the women on fab for a test drive to see how they handle in the wet
Unfortunately, women are people, not cars, so I don't know if that would be a viable position. Lol"
doggy is a very viable position |
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"Or maybe taking all the women on fab for a test drive to see how they handle in the wet
Unfortunately, women are people, not cars, so I don't know if that would be a viable position. Lol
doggy is a very viable position "
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"I'm starting my new job Monday as a carpenter can I cum and fix your backdoor
Do you have a big hammer? "
its not bad do you want to have a swing with it ? |
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"I'm starting my new job Monday as a carpenter can I cum and fix your backdoor
Do you have a big hammer? its not bad do you want to have a swing with it ? "
I'll leave fixing the back door up to you. |
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By *xelciscoMan
over a year ago
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Hi I am Axel,
In my dream job I am Luke Skywalker sorting out evil for good, or a professional surfer who invented a levitation board to surf anywhere..
In reality I work in the healthcare industry.
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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago
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"Hi, I am Lizzy and as part of my mystery shopper job, I visit selected forumites to check if photographs and profiles are accurate. It's a job that's poorly paid, but I enjoy it.
How many fake cock pics have you caught out so far? "
There appear to be several photos taken at clever angles to make the cock appear longer than it is. Surely people should know the necessity for a sky remote or lynx can by now. Very frustrating for us ladies !!! |
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"Hi, I am Lizzy and as part of my mystery shopper job, I visit selected forumites to check if photographs and profiles are accurate. It's a job that's poorly paid, but I enjoy it.
How many fake cock pics have you caught out so far?
There appear to be several photos taken at clever angles to make the cock appear longer than it is. Surely people should know the necessity for a sky remote or lynx can by now. Very frustrating for us ladies !!!"
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"Hi I am Axel,
In my dream job I am Luke Skywalker sorting out evil for good, or a professional surfer who invented a levitation board to surf anywhere..
In reality I work in the healthcare industry.
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How's the hand? |
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