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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Woman in a jewellers shop is admiring a diamond ring. As she leans forward for a closer look, a little fart slips out. Hoping no-one noticed, she asked, "how much is that one?"
The jeweller replied, "madam if you farted looking at it, you'll shit yourself when I tell you the price" |
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By *orestersCouple
over a year ago
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The Queen and Barrack Obama are riding along the Mall in an open carriage, when one of the horses lets out a huge fart. Mortified, the queen turns to Obama and says "I'm ever so sorry about that".
Obama turns to Liz and says "that's why I love the British - anyone else would have blamed the horse"  |
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