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Cupid's Arrow (Part II)...

By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

Thank you to everyone who sent poems... I'm a total romantic at heart so you've made me very happy with your wit and charm!

Since they still appear to be coming in, if there are any latecomers (ooer!) then my inbox is still open but I'm making soup and curry and muffins so it may not be posted instantly.

If you missed Part I...

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/474247

Happy Valentine's Day!

DGx

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

For all the ladies of the forum

Roses are red

violets are blue

I love you to bits

Now show me your tits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Late to the party but just been catching up with part one, wow 3 Valentines - thank you

2 I think I know who from, 3rd not a Scooby - that's the first 'anonymous' Valentine I think I've had since I was a kiddie (well other than the ones obviously faked by my Mum

)

Thank you all, genuinely humbled. And now feel bad for being too much of a lazy arse to do any back

Thanks to the OP for arranging this, fantastic effort!

And to all of the unmentioned - you are appreciated and loved by me for one! You make this place what it is - big hugs

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

For DanBerks

It appears you havent read the first thread

You better hurry if you want to be in my bed

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

For BoldGirl

BoldGirl, there's no woman finer

All the men want to wine her and dine her

But the truth must be told

She's not always so bold

I once saw her hairy vagina

Happy Valentine's Day!

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

To whoever sent mine,

Thank you, you made me cry on a particularly shifty dat xxx

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"To whoever sent mine,

Thank you, you made me cry on a particularly shifty dat xxx "

Shitty day xx

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

To all the gorgeous men on fab let the sausage meet the flange....Happy Valentine's Day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For DanBerks

It appears you havent read the first thread

You better hurry if you want to be in my bed

Aw thank you!! I haven't a Scooby who this is though!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No idea who sent mine either! But thank you

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Maverick777

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I really really

Wanna have sex with you

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

For DanBerks

This is my attempt at wooing

I know men are a bit slow off the mark.

All im saying is its someone you regularly pm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To all the gorgeous men on fab let the sausage meet the flange....Happy Valentine's Day

You sound like Paddy McGuinness

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Merryteaser

I love to fab your pics,

I want your hand in my nicks

Shame your down in the south

Because I'd like to put your cock in mouth

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

For throbbing hood777

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Looking forward to all

My adventures with you

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Pooch

Roses are red

Your paws are dirty

Your my splendid chum

But can we sleep past six thirty. (am)

To.the most erudite, intelligent best Pal a chap could have

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thank you DG , this has been just brilliant,have a jolly spiffing day and Pooch sends hugs xxx

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By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

I just saw one for me on part 1. Thank you who ever you are

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To whoever sent mine 'eye' am not normally lost for words but this morning I am......thanks for making me laugh, if you want to get into my water come over quick the rivers dead high today!!!

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By *ilmiss75Woman over a year ago

Thornton

What a brilliant thread

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I know the chap who I done one for has seen his I'm just dying to know who sent mine!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got one.... A lovely one... But.. Who on earth wrote it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm chuffed to bits with my poetry!

Thanks xx

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Merryteaser,Liam92 and shrewsburyguy82

There was this guy,we'll call him Jerry and another who we'll call Ted

They're both so cute and sexy,

I want them in my bed!

You could say that I'm greedy But I won't be young forever

So to kill two birds with one stone,

I'll have them both together!

Then theres one more hunky boy from whom I get my kicks

And if Jerry and Ted agree..

let's add him to the mix!

A foursome im suggesting, three lush rogues in my bed

But I've got a sneaky feeling..

Jerry wants Ted instead!

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

For James 6ft 5

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I hope to spend more time

In room 417 with you

XxX

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By *r H and Good PetCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

I love reading all these! It's so nice to know people think of each other this fondly on here. Totally gorgeous.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

For 'Mystery Woman'

I'm slow on the uptake, that much is true

But if I'm mailing you regularly then I definitely want you

I'm thinking out loud, but might be being thick

Help me out here and you can have a piece of my ....

....Chocolate cake over a coffee .. Then who knows...

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

For DanBerks

So now its time i have to go.

Keeping my knickers down for those that know

So farwell my valentine

I will try next year

When hopefully you can see whats under your nose

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For Merryteaser,Liam92 and shrewsburyguy82

There was this guy,we'll call him Jerry and another who we'll call Ted

They're both so cute and sexy,

I want them in my bed!

You could say that I'm greedy But I won't be young forever

So to kill two birds with one stone,

I'll have them both together!

Then theres one more hunky boy from whom I get my kicks

And if Jerry and Ted agree..

let's add him to the mix!

A foursome im suggesting, three lush rogues in my bed

But I've got a sneaky feeling..

Jerry wants Ted instead!

This could be so many people following the recent Merryteaser and Liam thread.. FYI it's not me this time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For DanBerks

So now its time i have to go.

Keeping my knickers down for those that know

So farwell my valentine

I will try next year

When hopefully you can see whats under your nose

She's persistent ill give her that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

awww i go one! thank you sooo much 3 loved it xx

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By *iss AdventureWoman over a year ago

Wonderland

Some very talented poets amongst the forum, very entertaining reads LOL

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

Seduced

Roses are red,

Brown are pork pies,

I can't wait to get,

My head back between your thighs.

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

Seduced

Roses are red,

Brown are pork pies,

I can't wait to get,

My head back between your thighs.

He had me at pork pies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

to all who love to post

To you all that post on a forum

It sure does keep us all from boredom

From hilarious wit

To complete utter shit

And to those who speak with decorum

A poem to say

We think its Great

The , love , the laughs,and the Hate It takes all kinds of threads

Some stay in your heads

and others just tend to grate

From Marrows that go up your twat

or threads about a dog or a cat

Sweetcorn to Felch

To Swallow or Belch

From skinny, medium fat.

So sitting here trying to type

About cocksnot up ya fartpipe

We'd just like to say

Happy Valentines day

And there's even a thread about Tripe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Awww all you loved up fuckers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Awwwww... I've just looked and 8 got some

I never even thought to check

Thank you xx

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I'm very happy with mine and I have kept a copy, so thank you x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stunned!

Thank you!

And thanks DG for all your hard work! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is an ode

To Hotwings and HighHeels

My best swinging pals

You should know how I feels!

So glad you're my friends 'till we grow old and grey

Drinks, clubbing and banter

And occasional play!

I love ya's to bits

HH show us yer tits!

And Alex mi chuck

Does ya fancy a fuck?

And Bells - 'nuff said - you know you're the best

When we're all together

Then God help the rest!!

Love you my friends!!

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

"This is an ode

To Hotwings and HighHeels

My best swinging pals

You should know how I feels!

So glad you're my friends 'till we grow old and grey

Drinks, clubbing and banter

And occasional play!

I love ya's to bits

HH show us yer tits!

And Alex mi chuck

Does ya fancy a fuck?

And Bells - 'nuff said - you know you're the best

When we're all together

Then God help the rest!!

Love you my friends!!

Awwww that's really nice peachy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is an ode

To Hotwings and HighHeels

My best swinging pals

You should know how I feels!

So glad you're my friends 'till we grow old and grey

Drinks, clubbing and banter

And occasional play!

I love ya's to bits

HH show us yer tits!

And Alex mi chuck

Does ya fancy a fuck?

And Bells - 'nuff said - you know you're the best

When we're all together

Then God help the rest!!

Love you my friends!!

We love you too our bestie xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

to all who love to post

To you all that post on a forum

It sure does keep us all from boredom

From hilarious wit

To complete utter shit

And to those who speak with decorum

A poem to say

We think its Great

The , love , the laughs,and the Hate It takes all kinds of threads

Some stay in your heads

and others just tend to grate

From Marrows that go up your twat

or threads about a dog or a cat

Sweetcorn to Felch

To Swallow or Belch

From skinny, medium fat.

So sitting here trying to type

About cocksnot up ya fartpipe

We'd just like to say

Happy Valentines day

And there's even a thread about Tripe

Awwwww likes this one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wow not sure how this passed me by but someone just referred me to the original thread. Thank you to the authors of mine

OP what a great idea so super sweet.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Liam92

There was a young lad called Liam,

His arse and torso I need to see em,

With his flirty banter and pics I see

A night of pure lust is waiting for me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ode to our peachy

Peach perfect is her name

Great Shagging is her claim to fame

With an ass many 20 year old want

To her wit that makes her a hit

Her pics with towels and tits

Never fails to make the hot pics

She scrubs up pretty well

Trust me I know her very well

For those who know her

They all do adore her

Can you shut her up

Ha ha can you fuck!

Don't ever feed her more than one wine as she won't be able to walk in a straight line

But one thins for sure

And above all others she scores

She's a pretty amazing women and our lives without her would be bloody boring X

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Thenidan

Crows are Black

The song is Descending

Ruined for anyone else!

I don't see this ending

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Lizzy

There once was a Girl called Lizzy

Whose Breasts have me in a tizzy

and seeing as its Valentine's Day

With this rhyme I'm hoping to say

Mmmmm I just cannot wait to play.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For Merryteaser,Liam92 and shrewsburyguy82

There was this guy,we'll call him Jerry and another who we'll call Ted

They're both so cute and sexy,

I want them in my bed!

You could say that I'm greedy But I won't be young forever

So to kill two birds with one stone,

I'll have them both together!

Then theres one more hunky boy from whom I get my kicks

And if Jerry and Ted agree..

let's add him to the mix!

A foursome im suggesting, three lush rogues in my bed

But I've got a sneaky feeling..

Jerry wants Ted instead!

This could be so many people following the recent Merryteaser and Liam thread.. FYI it's not me this time

I know who this one is...I'd best not be Jerry though!!

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By *aeBabeWoman over a year ago

London

For Liam92

There was a young lad called Liam,

His arse and torso I need to see em,

With his flirty banter and pics I see

A night of pure lust is waiting for me!

Haha that's a good one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm still at a loss as to who wrote my poem! Whoever you are please make yourself known!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well done for the super hard work DG x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im late to this but thanks for my poems

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm still at a loss as to who wrote my poem! Whoever you are please make yourself known! "

Me too, I know 1 but the 2nd is confuddling me. Both hugely flattering though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ode to our peachy

Peach perfect is her name

Great Shagging is her claim to fame

With an ass many 20 year old want

To her wit that makes her a hit

Her pics with towels and tits

Never fails to make the hot pics

She scrubs up pretty well

Trust me I know her very well

For those who know her

They all do adore her

Can you shut her up

Ha ha can you fuck!

Don't ever feed her more than one wine as she won't be able to walk in a straight line

But one thins for sure

And above all others she scores

She's a pretty amazing women and our lives without her would be bloody boring X

Aw shucks! Thanks guys!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm still at a loss as to who wrote my poem! Whoever you are please make yourself known!

Me too, I know 1 but the 2nd is confuddling me. Both hugely flattering though. "

Yes, the content indicates they're on my friends list but beyond that I dont know

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By *illabong400Man over a year ago

debden

Peach perfect ur bum is stunning

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By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

"I'm still at a loss as to who wrote my poem! Whoever you are please make yourself known!

Me too, I know 1 but the 2nd is confuddling me. Both hugely flattering though.

Yes, the content indicates they're on my friends list but beyond that I dont know"

the one I got gave nothing away to who it is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I perused the various poems and in amongst the humorous and well observed efforts, I find a poem addressed to me

Colour me surprised. Lol

I'd ask whoever wrote it to make themselves known but the observations in it suggests the person knows me and has met me

Many thanks from a flattered Pink Towel. Hehe

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

What a nice thread

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By *illabong400Man over a year ago

debden

I love your bum shal we have some fun!

il make u scream and wel both get lean and il only use my thumb

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Peach perfect ur bum is stunning

Thanks! Most kind!

Has to be said it looks a lot better than my face!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Peach perfect ur bum is stunning

Thanks! Most kind!

Has to be said it looks a lot better than my face!

You have a face?

lol

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Lib

Oh what can I say for that wonderful Lib

Too brief a description would come off as glib

His exceptional wit, it can sometimes be biting

It makes forum posts always exciting

He's got a face that all us women admire

And if you don't think so I call you a liar

But when he posts an elbow I like that much better

At the sight of it I couldn't be wetter

That he doesn't meet couples is really a shame

So when I can't have him its me that's to blame

Maybe one day he'll be brave and give it a go

In the name of science it's something he surely must know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love your bum shal we have some fun!

il make u scream and wel both get lean and il only use my thumb

If this is for me - tbh I'd prefer your cock up there!

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Lulubelle 80

To describe this wonderful sexy and intelligent lady requires quite a few superlatives. Quite simply my favourite person xx

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Miss Barker

She may be small but with a personality that's tall

She is a terrible flirt but that doesn't hurt

With a camera she does well and looks just swell

She has one hell of a wiggle and likes a giggle

She thinks as an ocean the Pacific is not that Specific ...

Quite simply put she's a perfect little package

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For Lib

Oh what can I say for that wonderful Lib

Too brief a description would come off as glib

His exceptional wit, it can sometimes be biting

It makes forum posts always exciting

He's got a face that all us women admire

And if you don't think so I call you a liar

But when he posts an elbow I like that much better

At the sight of it I couldn't be wetter

That he doesn't meet couples is really a shame

So when I can't have him its me that's to blame

Maybe one day he'll be brave and give it a go

In the name of science it's something he surely must know"

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Juniper

To naughty ms j

If only we had more than a day

To talk about all our play

Then maybe we could have a roll in the hay

Anyway i just wanted to say your perfect in every way naughty ms j

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

Roses are red

Hearts are too

No poems or cards for me

So bollocks to all of you

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By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

"Roses are red

Hearts are too

No poems or cards for me

So bollocks to all of you

"
brilliant, love it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thankyou for my poem , now come here you gorgeous man & kiss me

Thankyou DG for arranging.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Diamondjoe

Your kindness & charm

Will do you no harm

You're funny and witty

So come play with my clitty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I still can't figure one of mine out. Please come forward

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

DG this was so much work and really sweet of you and everyone who took part..... Im so privileged to be part of this world with all of you.....

a big aussie mwah xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I still can't figure one of mine out. Please come forward

-Courtney "

Me neither! It's driving me potty! (I've just messaged the person I think it is ...)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still don't know who wrote mine....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive found out who sent me the that was driving me potty was from

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Hey!!!

WTF??!!

"Brighton Steve, you make me heave

When you're on, you make me vom

Your jokes are shit and your a tit

When don't you leave"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I still can't figure one of mine out. Please come forward

-Courtney

Me neither! It's driving me potty! (I've just messaged the person I think it is ...)

I got it now. And damn am I lucky with everyone who wrote them

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

If someone would like to own up to being my husband, I'd like an explanation as to why I didn't get breakfast in bed this morning?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wow I know who wrote two poochy ones and thank you , but the one for me !!

Who ever wrote that thank you you touched me x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come on, own up to mine, please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If someone would like to own up to being my husband, I'd like an explanation as to why I didn't get breakfast in bed this morning?!

Weren't the flowers from the Esso garage enough?

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"You twat from down south

You suck cock with your mouth

Cos your cock is really small

Like an atom in a ball

Your breath sticks like a frog

And your bum makes me agog

You have funny feet

And you're a creep"

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By *ig1gaz1Man over a year ago

bradford

"If someone would like to own up to being my husband, I'd like an explanation as to why I didn't get breakfast in bed this morning?!

because when someone woke you this morning, you was grumpy and moaning.

So they left you in it than have there head chewed off

hence why you was late for the valentine thread.

or was it that you had too much to drink last night before bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still don't know who wrote mine...."
no idea who wrote mine either

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"If someone would like to own up to being my husband, I'd like an explanation as to why I didn't get breakfast in bed this morning?!

Weren't the flowers from the Esso garage enough?

They were pretty special... although if you can make a note for next year, pick the ones that haven't wilted.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Steve makes me vom, he makes me sick

He makes me puke, the little prick

Really!!! These are outrageous!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

True Love My Valentine......

I want YOU

I like seeing pics of YOU

I want to touch YOU

And see YOU smile

I love the life I live in Fabland

And YOU I want as my man

with YOU I can be a little girl

And YOU can make my mind twirl

I love the life I live in Fabland

And YOU I want as my man

with YOU I can be the Mistress

And I can make YOU moan & groan

I'm reaching out to YOU with my hand

Oh how I want that strong man

YOU are on my mind

I want YOU and Pooch to be my valentine

who ever wrote me this , thank you , xxx

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

Yay! I have just thought. Best bit about Valentine's Day coming up tomorrow. Cheap fizzy wine, lingerie and chocolates in all the shops. Get in.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

For "the one who can't be named. ". No not Voldemort!!

Your darkness, my light.

Your strength ,my slight

Your messages conveyed all I desire,

The thoughts we could only aspire,

The fantasy and reality became too much

That we lost our way and never too touch

Thank you for leading me and letting me shine

I have experienced the fantasy and yes it's mine

My darkness and light have merged into one

A great shame you couldn't join in the fun.

So I wish you fortune and lots of luck,

Valentines a great day to say fancy a fuck.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To ??

Roses are red daffs are yellow

id really love to shag you fellow

But miles away you are from me way down south by the sea

so i'll just go on perving and drooling over thee

And just tell myself

you just couldn't handle me

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Binky

This one is for my binky

The baby girl I never had

You love love me through good and bad

My life without you would be sad

I never thought I could love someone so much

You bring happiness, love, joy and cuddles

I'd be lost without you my puddles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Steve makes me vom, he makes me sick

He makes me puke, the little prick

Really!!! These are outrageous!!!!

I don't believe they are real...

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"If someone would like to own up to being my husband, I'd like an explanation as to why I didn't get breakfast in bed this morning?!

because when someone woke you this morning, you was grumpy and moaning.

So they left you in it than have there head chewed off

hence why you was late for the valentine thread.

or was it that you had too much to drink last night before bed

I don't chew off heads!

And it was technical rather than a lie in!

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

If someone wants to own up to mine, feel free, unless it was out of sympathy then let me just bask in the glory of it

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Steve makes me vom, he makes me sick

He makes me puke, the little prick

Really!!! These are outrageous!!!!

I don't believe they are real...

just a little amusement....

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

I wrote 3 actually lol though one knows who write it

If the other two don't message me by tommorow night I will let them know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ah I've finally sussed who mystery woman is!! I'm a very lucky boy with my 3 valentines - thank you all. Honoured and humbled.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She's as nutty as a fruit cake

And as bonkers as they come.

She'll talk the hind legs off several donkeys

And then talk some more, and some!

She's often on the forums

Offering advice and talking shite.

She's a smiley little bugger

And a diamond on this site.

At clubs, she gets distracted

And oft forgets to shag.

She's got more toys than Hamleys

In her trusty clubbing bag.

Her bottom was made in heaven

And young chaps she loves to teach.

She's a lovely loony nut job

But mainly, she's just Peach.

Mwah. HHx

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

I haven't worked out mine yet. Give us a clue.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Seawitch

It was after we had finished making love

That she lay there naked on my bed

And I watched her quietly appreciating

Composing a prose in my head

In was in that afterglow when I admired

The sensuous curves and the nape of her neck

Down the slope of her back, waist, legs and feet

Especially right around her shapely derrière

The way the light entered through the window

Captured a lovely intimate portrait of her

Bathing her with a warmth of sensuality

As I touched with my fingers and made her purr

I wished I painted something impressionistic

But my words can sometimes be too surreal

As her body lies al fresco, naked on my bed

Embedded in my memory and perfectly so real

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Kopite

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Your football teams red

Your butt plug is too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't find part 1

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't find part 1

Me neither

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know who one of my peoms are from but would love to know who the other authors are if you'd like to step forward please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/474247

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

For hh

Rose are red

Violets are blue

Your twins are yummy

Can I have a feel too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"She's as nutty as a fruit cake

And as bonkers as they come.

She'll talk the hind legs off several donkeys

And then talk some more, and some!

She's often on the forums

Offering advice and talking shite.

She's a smiley little bugger

And a diamond on this site.

At clubs, she gets distracted

And oft forgets to shag.

She's got more toys than Hamleys

In her trusty clubbing bag.

Her bottom was made in heaven

And young chaps she loves to teach.

She's a lovely loony nut job

But mainly, she's just Peach.

Mwah. HHx

Aw thanks lovely! Quite a talent you have there!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For Kopite

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Your football teams red

Your butt plug is too.

Hahahhahahha

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I now know who mine is from, and thank you! You just never know who holds that little torch for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There is still 2 poems authors at large, reveal yourself

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I can't find part 1

Me neither

*whistles*

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Ah I've finally sussed who mystery woman is!! I'm a very lucky boy with my 3 valentines - thank you all. Honoured and humbled.

Thank fuck for that!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"She's as nutty as a fruit cake

And as bonkers as they come.

She'll talk the hind legs off several donkeys

And then talk some more, and some!

She's often on the forums

Offering advice and talking shite.

She's a smiley little bugger

And a diamond on this site.

At clubs, she gets distracted

And oft forgets to shag.

She's got more toys than Hamleys

In her trusty clubbing bag.

Her bottom was made in heaven

And young chaps she loves to teach.

She's a lovely loony nut job

But mainly, she's just Peach.

Mwah. HHx

Aw thanks lovely! Quite a talent you have there!

Ace X

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By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

"Ah I've finally sussed who mystery woman is!! I'm a very lucky boy with my 3 valentines - thank you all. Honoured and humbled.

Thank fuck for that!!

Just a lil clue to who wrote mine please DG

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire

Since they still appear to be coming in, if there are any latecomers (ooer!) then my inbox is still open but I'm making soup and curry and muffins so it may not be posted instantly.

"Muffin" {sniggers}

DG you are an absolute angel

(Sorry about earlier

)

"Don't panic Capt. Mainwaring"

Mr ddc

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Ah I've finally sussed who mystery woman is!! I'm a very lucky boy with my 3 valentines - thank you all. Honoured and humbled.

Thank fuck for that!!

Just a lil clue to who wrote mine please DG

Alas I couldn't give you a clue even if I wanted to.

I copied them and dumped all the messages so I've no idea who wrote what for whom.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

Since they still appear to be coming in, if there are any latecomers (ooer!) then my inbox is still open but I'm making soup and curry and muffins so it may not be posted instantly.

"Muffin" {sniggers}

DG you are an absolute angel

(Sorry about earlier

)

"Don't panic Capt. Mainwaring"

Mr ddc"

Your panic made me giggle!

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By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

"Ah I've finally sussed who mystery woman is!! I'm a very lucky boy with my 3 valentines - thank you all. Honoured and humbled.

Thank fuck for that!!

Just a lil clue to who wrote mine please DG

Alas I couldn't give you a clue even if I wanted to.

I copied them and dumped all the messages so I've no idea who wrote what for whom.

Oh noooo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Since they still appear to be coming in, if there are any latecomers (ooer!) then my inbox is still open but I'm making soup and curry and muffins so it may not be posted instantly.

"Muffin" {sniggers}

Can't wait to see mine lol

DG you are an absolute angel

(Sorry about earlier

)

"Don't panic Capt. Mainwaring"

Mr ddc

Your panic made me giggle!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Since they still appear to be coming in, if there are any latecomers (ooer!) then my inbox is still open but I'm making soup and curry and muffins so it may not be posted instantly.

"Muffin" {sniggers}

Can't wait to see mine lol

DG you are an absolute angel

(Sorry about earlier

)

"Don't panic Capt. Mainwaring"

Mr ddc

Your panic made me giggle!

Can't wait to see mine lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh! I can't find the first 'cupids arrow' thread now! Has it been deleted?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I haven't a clue who did mine....

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Oh! I can't find the first 'cupids arrow' thread now! Has it been deleted?

It's just further down from this one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh! I can't find the first 'cupids arrow' thread now! Has it been deleted?

It's just further down from this one.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/474247#top

Just put "cupid" into the search bar

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Oh! I can't find the first 'cupids arrow' thread now! Has it been deleted?

You know I get into trouble if I bump too many up don't you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My mystery poet has not revealed themselves!...

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"My mystery poet has not revealed themselves!... "

If you've got filters on and people are outwith yours then maybe they can't get through.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My mystery poet has not revealed themselves!...

If you've got filters on and people are outwith yours then maybe they can't get through.

"
my filters are open ....just so they know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Poet has contacted me! No filters were on..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/474247"

I can't click that....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/474247

I can't click that....

Copy and paste...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Click on the green arrow next to Dirtygirl's name.

It's easy to find that way

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Click on the green arrow next to Dirtygirl's name.

It's easy to find that way

Good thinking batgirl!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/474247

I can't click that....

Copy and paste...

My phone won't let me. It's an idiot....

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By *ig1gaz1Man over a year ago

bradford

the first thread is 6 posts from the bottom of the lounge thread as might be easier to find there

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

Mystery recipient

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I read your profile

I assumed you read mine too

With my messages I did not mean to deceive

The last thing I want to do was you peeve

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By *r H and Good PetCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"the first thread is 6 posts from the bottom of the lounge thread as might be easier to find there"

That'll change as soon as other posts are added/ bumped to the top. Lol

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Nobody loves me

No one wrote me poetry

I'm going to the sofa to eat cake

Death by chocolate slides down my throat

The double cream helps make it slick

I don't need po-et-ry with a hundredweight of cake.

Mmm cake...

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By *km45Man over a year ago

UTTOXETER

I only got one. Feel very loved my special lady.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

None for me but I loved writing a couple

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has no clue who wrote mine

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By *r H and Good PetCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Has no clue who wrote mine

Well, whoever wrote one of yours wrote mine too. Lol

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

For DirtyGirl

DirtyGirl you're really awesome

For sharing joy on this thread

I really hope that out there

Someone wants to take you to bed

You've made us laugh and smile

It's been a jolly good day

So from all of us in Fabland

Hugs and kisses coming right your way!

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By *aeBabeWoman over a year ago

London

And finally this dreadful day is almost done,

Don't think I can stand to be alone on another one.

So cupid your arrow has missed again,

That's the last time I'll consider you a friend.

Of all the kisses that I could have today,

A bag of hershey kisses will keep my mood at bay.

Now cupid you see I'm not so mad at you,

There are worst things that could happen it's true.

An unwanted visitor every month,

Owww mother nature you despicable cunt.

Red the colour of love you say,

I say, how to keep men's dicks away.

So have your cake and eat it to,

If you feel like me this poem's for you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thought I knew who'd written at least one of mine but it seems I was wrong!

Now I'm REALLY confused!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has no clue who wrote mine

Well, whoever wrote one of yours wrote mine too. Lol"

Do you know who????

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By *r H and Good PetCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Has no clue who wrote mine

Well, whoever wrote one of yours wrote mine too. Lol

Do you know who???? "

Nope. Lol.

People who wrote mine should tell me now. I've been hit by some late-stage curiosity. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whoever sent mine please tell me lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has no clue who wrote mine

Well, whoever wrote one of yours wrote mine too. Lol

Do you know who????

Nope. Lol.

People who wrote mine should tell me now. I've been hit by some late-stage curiosity. Lol. "

Just read yours

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By *r H and Good PetCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Has no clue who wrote mine

Well, whoever wrote one of yours wrote mine too. Lol

Do you know who????

Nope. Lol.

People who wrote mine should tell me now. I've been hit by some late-stage curiosity. Lol.

Just read yours

Yeah..... Both quite strange.....

*goes to read yours*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still don't know who wrote one of mine

it was lovely thank you

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By *isa 59Woman over a year ago

Newcastle

I have no idea who wrote one of mine. If you're reading this then could you please put me out of my misery?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This has been brilliant well done to DG for organising it and everyone else for taking part it's nice to see so many lovely messages

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"None for me but I loved writing a couple

Did you do mine??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ahhh im feeling loved... will the mystery lady message me so I can thank you personally

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

For PolarBear

The naughty Polar Bear

Thinks no-one cares

He couldn't be more wrong

But he's wearing a thong

And I'm pretty convinced

That he's about to mince

Right down the street

With a rose sticking out of his cheeks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know exactly who wrote one vut no clue on the other.

Thanks to you both

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"None for me but I loved writing a couple

Did you do mine??

No beautiful lady I didn't, you have a secret admirer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thanks. I don't know who did mine but it's really good and i liked it, should be easy to figure out as well because there's clues in it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would still love to know who wrote mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would still love to know who wrote mine

Same here... I know of two but still no idea who the other is.

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By *ig1gaz1Man over a year ago

bradford

"My mystery poet has not revealed themselves!...

If you've got filters on and people are outwith yours then maybe they can't get through.

posted as a reminder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm still smiling from part 1 & Ms D's valentines mail thread

I'm really shite at guessing games so I'm saying now I won't be able to guess unless you wanna confess to writing mine

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

God I got 1 and not sure who off but thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If YOU send me the poem YOU please let me know x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Awh what a sweet thread, ye lovely bunch of romantic softies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For Merryteaser

I love to fab your pics,

I want your hand in my nicks

Shame your down in the south

Because I'd like to put your cock in mouth

This is the only one I haven't figured out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know who did one for me but the other one is a mystery still

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

I was right with who wrote mine - she confirmed it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For PolarBear

The naughty Polar Bear

Thinks no-one cares

He couldn't be more wrong

But he's wearing a thong

And I'm pretty convinced

That he's about to mince

Right down the street

With a rose sticking out of his cheeks.

Awww you minx you!!!

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Cupid is a wanker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thank you dg for going to the trouble of doing this and thanks to those who wrote one just for us unlovables that didn't get one.

I hope everyone spends the rest of the year feeling the love still

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Cupid is a wanker

Amen to that!

See you next year then!

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