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We used to go camping for our holidays when I was a child, my parents used to wait until they thought my brother and i wee asleep but quite often I wasn't and obviously could hear them through the single thickness of canvas |
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My mum and dad didnt have sex lol
Honest my mum was a firm believer that sex was for making kids and they only had sex when they was trying for a baby 
What i never understood tho was she had a damn vibrator, not that she thought anyone knew that lol
I mean why not just have a shag  |
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"I was about 30
still have nightmares "
My sister who is in her mid 30's really can't handle the idea of our parents having sex. I guess as a parent myself I see it differently although my ex felt the same abut her parents too. I think maybe it freaks women out more than men.
I still taunt my sister about it now - it's great sport. |
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no but heard them regularly enough would of given anything for ear plugs
we had the house to ourselves one night both sons were meant to be away till morning so i'd been and got showered n slipped into a sexy number with stockings walked into the living room and sent hubby to go n get changed ready for some fun so i reclined in my best sexy pose on the sofa awaiting his return when all of a sudden our oldest lad appeared in the door way (i swear that boy has stealth mode) i don't know who was more shocked him or me, his eyes shot to the ceiling and he spun on his heel and bolted as i screached and ran upstairs
ever since then he announces himself as he opens the front door
another time we were having rather noisey sex as we knew we had the house to ourselves and when it was all finished i popped to the bathroom only to find our youngest had come home with a few mates in tow  i sat on the loo hoping against all hope it had been during the quiet snuggly afterglow bit they came in
i do do my best to be as quiet as i can but often once we are finished notice the boys have the tv on full volume to drown anything out i do miss the days they slept through everything explains why we do so much outdoor sex in the warm weather |
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"no but heard them regularly enough would of given anything for ear plugs
we had the house to ourselves one night both sons were meant to be away till morning so i'd been and got showered n slipped into a sexy number with stockings walked into the living room and sent hubby to go n get changed ready for some fun so i reclined in my best sexy pose on the sofa awaiting his return when all of a sudden our oldest lad appeared in the door way (i swear that boy has stealth mode) i don't know who was more shocked him or me, his eyes shot to the ceiling and he spun on his heel and bolted as i screached and ran upstairs
ever since then he announces himself as he opens the front door
another time we were having rather noisey sex as we knew we had the house to ourselves and when it was all finished i popped to the bathroom only to find our youngest had come home with a few mates in tow i sat on the loo hoping against all hope it had been during the quiet snuggly afterglow bit they came in
i do do my best to be as quiet as i can but often once we are finished notice the boys have the tv on full volume to drown anything out i do miss the days they slept through everything explains why we do so much outdoor sex in the warm weather "
My two used to have bloody radar as soon as there was a slight glimmer of hope of possibly the chance of (you get the idea) a little adult time.
I can only presume that your youngest and friends probably came in whilst you were distracted. If it was the quiet, cuddly up time you'd have heard them come in I reckon. |
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I have caught my son a few times.. he is horrified that he knows I do..
I caught my mum and dad a few times.. and my mum and her new b/f which did scar me for life..
also once found my mothers home made videos..
Katie x |
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My daughter once headed her younger brother off at the top of the stairs to stop him investigating who was murdering his mum.
She only explained to me years later that the noise I made travelled up the chimney from my bedroom to hers. |
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I can only presume that your youngest and friends probably came in whilst you were distracted. If it was the quiet, cuddly up time you'd have heard them come in I reckon."
oh thanks for taking away my bit of comfort gggrrrrrrr |
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I can only presume that your youngest and friends probably came in whilst you were distracted. If it was the quiet, cuddly up time you'd have heard them come in I reckon.
oh thanks for taking away my bit of comfort gggrrrrrrr "
Sorry. Oops. Sometimes it's better to know what they know, surely? No? I'll get my coat. On the upside you made that much noise so it must have been worth it  |
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I can only presume that your youngest and friends probably came in whilst you were distracted. If it was the quiet, cuddly up time you'd have heard them come in I reckon.
oh thanks for taking away my bit of comfort gggrrrrrrr
Sorry. Oops. Sometimes it's better to know what they know, surely? No? I'll get my coat. On the upside you made that much noise so it must have been worth it "
oh it was |
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I can only presume that your youngest and friends probably came in whilst you were distracted. If it was the quiet, cuddly up time you'd have heard them come in I reckon.
oh thanks for taking away my bit of comfort gggrrrrrrr
Sorry. Oops. Sometimes it's better to know what they know, surely? No? I'll get my coat. On the upside you made that much noise so it must have been worth it
oh it was "
There you go then. Does the thought of parents having sex freak woman out more than men? I suspect so but it's a generalisation I know. |
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