I'm so fucking pissed

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Makes me need dick

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

livee in bloxwich for a year or so do you know it?

By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Makes me need dick"

Well my name's Richard, so I could fulfill 2 needs

By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I've got a strap-on. Two actually. Will that do?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get d*unk you to order a pizza for noon tomorrow - sober you will be happy when it arrives when you are so hungover

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm so horny when I'm pissed

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've been mostly drinking bourbon, kahlua, Murphy's and Guinness. I don't know about horny, but i do feel like i need a piss..

By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

I may have had a few unexpected beers this evening. It explains the beans on toast I just snarfed down.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I may have had a few unexpected beers this evening. It explains the beans on toast I just snarfed down."

Ah yes, i had Late night steak and Ribs. Although i wanted fishfinger sandwich!

By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I haven't been drinking and now feel left out.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I haven't been drinking and now feel left out.

It's never to late..

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't have to get d*unk to need dick.