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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago
Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;) |
Bloody need one where I've just been, and besides not only do they save food for times of need  they are tje future of new antibiotics according to panorama so get growing gents |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Creepy loners with something to hide? 
Totally in tune with their own sexuality and brimming with self assuredness "
That's why i grew mine for sure.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Look at it, LOOOOOOOK AAAAAT IIIIIIIIIIIT !!!
are the men who are against beards the ones that can't grow them? You know, the whispy chin boys who end up looking like shaggy from scooby do, look upon my beard, kneel before its two tone grandeur, and wonder at its greatness.
This beard is available for beard rides across the west midlands  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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hate them....
make young lads look like young lads trying to look older..
and make men look a lot older than they are...
and not in a distinguished way either  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"hate them....
make young lads look like young lads trying to look older..
and make men look a lot older than they are...
and not in a distinguished way either "
Some people need a beard, I do, I have an unusually large top lip, so the tash breaks it up and makes it look normal size, but I can't just have the tash because it makes people say "fuck me Daley Thompson let himself go a bit" and that's no good for anyone |
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I love beards, I like the feel of them on my pussy lips, and I love to taste myself on it after he his licked me and I prefer a beard when I kiss as stubble brings me out in a terrible rash 
I am happy to be in the minority  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Beard facts...
beards are almost completely immune to sarcasm
Let's you instinctually know where the nearest mountains are
Dramatically increases wood-chopping capabilities
Attracts the jealousy and admiration of the beardless
Filters the air of toxins
Science has show That beard rarely sleep
Stroking of beard increases concentration
Quadruples handsomeness
Oh and it handily fits on your face
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Beard facts...
beards are almost completely immune to sarcasm
Let's you instinctually know where the nearest mountains are
Dramatically increases wood-chopping capabilities
Attracts the jealousy and admiration of the beardless
Filters the air of toxins
Science has show That beard rarely sleep
Stroking of beard increases concentration
Quadruples handsomeness
Oh and it handily fits on your face
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Beards and any kind of facial hair - yummy.
Makes my lady bits flutter 
You pics are making my man bits flutter 
Haha, nice! "
You presented an opertunity it would have been most rude not to have taken it.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I often wonder, depending on your oral preferences of course, whether it is more difficult to get the piquant perfume of poontang, or the crispy crumbs of crusty cum off a beard, than if one is clean shaven  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I must admit after a long wet oral session if not washed soon after. There is... Erm how can we put this.... Let's just say there is a lingering musk.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gave my beard a shampoo and trim this afternoon, and gave my head the bic treatment, I look like I've got my head on upside down but I feel nice and sexy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gave my beard a shampoo and trim this afternoon, and gave my head the bic treatment, I look like I've got my head on upside down but I feel nice and sexy"
Ahaha I just get a zero on mine hair cutters then give the beard a tidy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Grow it ... prune it .... respect it ....
Ive one its got quite long i like it i grew it for me if no one likes it i couldnt care noone recognises me when im out so its all good |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Creepy loners with something to hide? "
How does that thought even come into ones head?
Forget all the other possible reasons. I can grow one, so I do. We have hair for a reason. That reason I don't know but these winter days are pretty cold. With my beard, not so much.
It's the same as saying, creepy guys shaving their facial hair, what are they doing? Trying to attract kids by looking smoother and younger? It's nonsense. Utter nonsensical horse shit!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used to be anti beard ... Its true
Now I have to say , if the beard is not long , has food in it and is attached to a hunk - call me Doris - I'm in "
what if he's a toe muncher and you have tickly feet ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used to be anti beard ... Its true
Now I have to say , if the beard is not long , has food in it and is attached to a hunk - call me Doris - I'm in what if he's a toe muncher and you have tickly feet ? "
Arghhh for gods sake man |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I used to be anti beard ... Its true
Now I have to say , if the beard is not long , has food in it and is attached to a hunk - call me Doris - I'm in what if he's a toe muncher and you have tickly feet ?
Arghhh for gods sake man "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had the old beard here for a few years now, it started off as a bit of a protest...... Long story...... And it just kinda grew on me (no pun intended), didn't grow it for anyone but me and will not shave it for anyone but me...... But it has nearly had me thrown in a foreign jail as a potential criminal travelling on someone else's passport because I no longer resemble my photo..... Took a long long time to convince them I really was me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Weak chins. Unhygienic. Ugly. Yuk! "
Another ignorant generalisation.
A beard is irrelevant to a persons hygiene.
Someone who is unhygienic will be so whether he or she is bearded or not.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Weak chins. Unhygienic. Ugly. Yuk!
Another ignorant generalisation.
A beard is irrelevant to a persons hygiene.
Someone who is unhygienic will be so whether he or she is bearded or not.
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unless the hygienic person falls in something that's unhygenic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"hate them....
make young lads look like young lads trying to look older..
and make men look a lot older than they are...
and not in a distinguished way either
Some people need a beard, I do, I have an unusually large top lip, so the tash breaks it up and makes it look normal size, but I can't just have the tash because it makes people say "fuck me Daley Thompson let himself go a bit" and that's no good for anyone"
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