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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Trademark is a famed flamenco guitarist and once won an award in Seville"
Was once a woman named Betty who used to work the shores of galway bay selling bj's at ten shillings a go |
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"Trademark is actually branded on his tush with the Royal seal of approval - like the queens soap..... And that's why he is called trademark
Mwah x "
Cos he's used by the Queen?! 
Sssassy is a Nobel winning astrophysicist. She hovers round Internet forums waiting for someone to throw in the cliché the "it's not rocket science" so she can correct them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Trademark is actually branded on his tush with the Royal seal of approval - like the queens soap..... And that's why he is called trademark
Mwah x
Cos he's used by the Queen?!
Sssassy is a Nobel winning astrophysicist. She hovers round Internet forums waiting for someone to throw in the cliché the "it's not rocket science" so she can correct them."
Tempting Devil
..... It's supposed to be a lie not the truth ... 
Mwah |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Trademark is actually branded on his tush with the Royal seal of approval - like the queens soap..... And that's why he is called trademark
Mwah x
Cos he's used by the Queen?!
Sssassy is a Nobel winning astrophysicist. She hovers round Internet forums waiting for someone to throw in the cliché the "it's not rocket science" so she can correct them.
Tempting Devil
..... It's supposed to be a lie not the truth ...
Mwah "
Sassy is actually a deep sea welder called Jeff |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's nothing I could say about this one that wouldn't be true"
Except the lie is
He didn't pass himself off as the Lord of the Supreme Court...
Mwah  |
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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago
The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales |
I used to check the hight of flag poles for the Government but in one company I went to, I unfastened the upright stay and layed it on the floor to measure it and the manager came running out asking what the hell I was doing. I said measuring your flag pole, he replied "I wanna know how high it is not how fucking long it is."  Ba boom tissst! |
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"Doesn't understand that flagpoles are for sitting on, not getting laid"
His back looks as strong as a grecian marble/stone masonry pillar... Which is why he works as a load bearing joist across the world of ancient ruins during peak season .. |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
Once attempted to break the world record for scaling the Eiffel Tower in full diving gear including flippers. Would have been successful in this attempt if the diving mask hadn't steamed up fifty steps from the top |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
Barred from 37 branches of McDonald's including 4 drive thrus for performing an indecent act with the ketchup dispenser.
Three women on the jury collapsed after seeing the photos and mistaking ketchup for a pool of blood |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"Real name is aquafresh"
I told you that in confidence
Drive the bus in both the spice girls movie and 28 days later. Banned for driving after driving the Young ones over a cliff |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Arthur is banned from the London underground due to dressing as an oompah lumpa and riding a donkey the wrong way down the escalator at Bank station whilst singing Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was arrested at the village fête after stealing a policeman's helmet
Doesn't smoke
Skinned a cheetah to make her bra."
Has a thing for short skinny dark guys with tiny willies :D x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was arrested at the village fête after stealing a policeman's helmet
Doesn't smoke
Skinned a cheetah to make her bra.
She loves her toffeemen... "
OUTRAGEOUS
I should sue. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was arrested at the village fête after stealing a policeman's helmet
Doesn't smoke
Skinned a cheetah to make her bra.
She loves her toffeemen...
OUTRAGEOUS
I should sue. "
She's lying, it's not really her! |
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"Was arrested at the village fête after stealing a policeman's helmet
Doesn't smoke
Skinned a cheetah to make her bra.
She loves her toffeemen...
OUTRAGEOUS
I should sue.
She's lying, it's not really her! "
He really is polar bear |
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Mwah and hugs xx 
