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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Having started a recent thread about crazy Americans, I thought I should balance it out with a news story that has me hanging my union jack in shame.
A British tourist attempting to enter Thailand was turned away because several pages were ripped from her passport. The reason for this is that the classy lady had been on a night out and decided to piss in the street. Not having any toilet paper, she did what most of us would have done and used her passport to wipe her foof rather than drip dry or... use a fucking toilet.
Please let's not let her back here... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Good god, using a british passport, that's just not on"
Seriously, how often are you that far from a toilet!? I thought all women carried tissues in their handbags |
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I like to.holiday like a German, ya, having ze fun unt drinking bier for shits und giggles, while you are in your balcony, trying to catch me putting down ze beach towel, I'm having ze gut times, ya, ich bien living in your head, rent free, so ya, mention ze war, its you who.looks like ze bratwourst size Dick |
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" The reason for this is that the "classy laydeee" had been on a night out and decided to piss in the street. Not having any toilet paper, she did what most of us would have done and used her passport to wipe her foof rather than drip dry or... use a fucking toilet.
Please let's not let her back here... "
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" The reason for this is that the "classy laydeee" had been on a night out and decided to piss in the street. Not having any toilet paper, she did what most of us would have done and used her passport to wipe her foof rather than drip dry or... use a fucking toilet.
Please let's not let her back here...
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Seriously, how absorbant are passport pages anyway? She might as well have wiped her clunge on a lamp post. |
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"Having started a recent thread about crazy Americans, I thought I should balance it out with a news story that has me hanging my union jack in shame.
A British tourist attempting to enter Thailand was turned away because several pages were ripped from her passport. The reason for this is that the classy lady had been on a night out and decided to piss in the street. Not having any toilet paper, she did what most of us would have done and used her passport to wipe her foof rather than drip dry or... use a fucking toilet.
Please let's not let her back here... "
She said she had often done it...
Also didn't see what the fuss was about "it's only a passport."  |
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"Having started a recent thread about crazy Americans, I thought I should balance it out with a news story that has me hanging my union jack in shame.
A British tourist attempting to enter Thailand was turned away because several pages were ripped from her passport. The reason for this is that the classy lady had been on a night out and decided to piss in the street. Not having any toilet paper, she did what most of us would have done and used her passport to wipe her foof rather than drip dry or... use a fucking toilet.
Please let's not let her back here...
She said she had often done it...
Also didn't see what the fuss was about "it's only a passport." "
Oh shoot me now. How many times in your life do you find yourself needing to wipe your love tunnel with nowt but a passport for comfort? |
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"Having started a recent thread about crazy Americans, I thought I should balance it out with a news story that has me hanging my union jack in shame.
A British tourist attempting to enter Thailand was turned away because several pages were ripped from her passport. The reason for this is that the classy lady had been on a night out and decided to piss in the street. Not having any toilet paper, she did what most of us would have done and used her passport to wipe her foof rather than drip dry or... use a fucking toilet.
Please let's not let her back here... "
Sadly we are always the major culprits in bad behaviour abroad and no other country has as many out of control tourists as we do. It is not fair on the majority of us who travel abroad and behave ourselves but there is definitely a problem. |
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