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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

post your silly, lovey or as filthy as you like love poems

start you off with

roses are red

violets are blue

if I send you flowers

can I fuck you

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Roses are reddish

Violets are blueish

If it wasn't for Jesus

We'd all be Jewish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm using my hand

But I'm thinking of you.....

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By *eavenNhellCouple over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

roses are red

violets are twisted

bend over girl

your about to get fisted

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

sweetcorn is nice

marrow's are canny

what sort of veg

can you get up ya fanny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Valentine's the day where you go searching for muff, when it's all said and done let's hope you're not up the duff

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman over a year ago

Dartford

Roses are red,

violets are blue;

you've got a cock,

do you fancy a screw?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Toes are red

Blues are violet

I'm dyslectic

If you don't like this

Go lick my shoes

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Bell ends are red

Pubes should be trimmed

All of my valentines

Are gonna get rimmed.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"sweetcorn is nice

marrow's are canny

what sort of veg

can you get up ya fanny

Take a deep breath

Give a loud sigh

Im about to shove barbed wire

Right up your japs eye.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bell ends are red

Pubes should be trimmed

All of my valentines

Are gonna get rimmed."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm schizophrenic

So am I

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pussy should be hairy

Cocks well hung

Scrub that minge with fairy

I'm gonna lick you with my tongue

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By *ast mids ambassadorMan over a year ago

leicester

Roses are red

Violets are glorious

Never sneak up

On Oscar Pistori

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

for the way you look

i'd like to give thanks

to my right hand

for supplying the wanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red.

Sex is elementary.

Let's call up a friend,

And try double entry!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red,

Wine is also red,

Poems are hard,

Wine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

roses may be red,

but Violets aren't stable,

bend over baby,

I'll bang your arse if I'm able!

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By *inzi LTV/TS over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

Happy Birthday, from everyone at the Alzheimer's meeting!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Valentines

Some go out to wine and dine,

Some stay home, watch porn and stick things in places where the sun don't shine.

Some will be giving head,

No doubt some will have sex, cuddle up and stay in bed.

I'm not that lucky,

Cant find a girl who finds me attractive or funny,

So I'll be staying home chomping on an early chocolate easter bunny

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

"Roses are red

Violets are glorious

Never sneak up

On Oscar Pistori

Made me snort

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tulips are black

Roses are red

I prefer lillies

Now take me to bed!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you'll be my valentine

I'll feed you ice cream off my cock

I'll cover you in sparkling wine

And even remove my socks

I'll feed you with fresh strawberries

So juicy and so ripe

Then with two thrusts and a squirt

Shoot man goo up your fart pipe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you'll be my valentine

I'll feed you ice cream off my cock

I'll cover you in sparkling wine

And even remove my socks

I'll feed you with fresh strawberries

So juicy and so ripe

Then with two thrusts and a squirt

Shoot man goo up your fart pipe

"
You had me at I'll feed you, you smooth talking bar steward, you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you'll be my valentine

I'll feed you ice cream off my cock

I'll cover you in sparkling wine

And even remove my socks

I'll feed you with fresh strawberries

So juicy and so ripe

Then with two thrusts and a squirt

Shoot man goo up your fart pipe

You had me at I'll feed you, you smooth talking bar steward, you!

Classy me

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By *igdave99Man over a year ago

Manchester

What do we want

A cure for Tourette's

When do we want it

Pissflaps

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

roses are red

violets are blue

i just killed your pet Bunny

now I'm coming for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Let's meet and risk it

Bring me some violets

And il ride you like sea biscuit

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

valentines day upon us

lingerie all in black

hope we dont get spunk on it

so we can send them back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Volts are blue

I really want to spank you xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"valentines day upon us

lingerie all in black

hope we dont get spunk on it

so we can send them back"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Violets are pretty

Roses are thorny

Now where's my wand gone

'cause I'm stupidly horny.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Daffs are yellow

Roses contain green flies

Ali is lovely

And Mark ate all the pies!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are okay

Violets are fine

You be the 6

And I'll be the 9

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Roses are red

As the hair on my head

That's a nice cock

Bend me over the bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Daisies are white

I'm going to straddle you

and fuck you all night.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"What do we want

A cure for Tourette's

When do we want it

Pissflaps"

Oh well we found my level. This is the only one i've laughed at.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you were put among diamonds, gems and precious stones and I was asked to choose, I would choose you over and over again. Your worth, your beauty and your love is worth more than all the treasures of the earth put together. You are a woman of virtue and I am blessed to be the man that loves you. Happy Valentine’s Day to my darling wife. xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Porn hub is down

Your mum's facebook will do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Here's something new

Violets are violet

Not fucking blue