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Single guy statuses you never see

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ok, little fun for a Friday night, we've all seen some obvious and even shocking statuses guys put up in hope they'll attract a sexual partner, but what about the ones you don't see, I'll start.

Not meeting at the moment.

Over to you.....

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By *lacksausageMan over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

I need help to satisfy this bbw

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Too many women on my case

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Too many messages... Please bear with me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Boob pics will be deleted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Too many messages... Please bear with me.

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By *lacksausageMan over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

If a big cock ain't you cup of tea jog on.

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Need to empty my balls now!!!! Or

Really need my cock sucked now!!!

Sorry, those are actually quite common but how they think that is going to attract the opposite sex is beyond me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shame the female if the couple couldn't show tonight, but hey, in for a penny eh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had to mass delete, sorry

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By *lacksausageMan over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

"Need to empty my balls now!!!! Or

Really need my cock sucked now!!!

Sorry, those are actually quite common but how they think that is going to attract the opposite sex is beyond me

Stick to the game plan or the Gov won't be pleased.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If a big cock ain't you cup of tea jog on."

Ive had similar. If your looking for a big cock then im not for you. Im more then a cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some make me block them .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shame the female if the couple couldn't show tonight, but hey, in for a penny eh"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't tell my wife I'm on here

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

This place should be called FabMingers not FabSwingers

[ usually on the profile of a rotund little guy ]

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Need to empty my balls now!!!! Or

Really need my cock sucked now!!!

Sorry, those are actually quite common but how they think that is going to attract the opposite sex is beyond me

I think those statuses are aimed for the same sex not opposite

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don't tell my wife I'm on here"

Just spat my drink out reading that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Need to empty my balls now!!!! Or

Really need my cock sucked now!!!

Sorry, those are actually quite common but how they think that is going to attract the opposite sex is beyond me

"
Prob after other men.....

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"This place should be called FabMingers not FabSwingers

[ usually on the profile of a rotund little guy ]"

Yeap, I have seen that one as well!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry ladies but you're not reading my profile, had to block you all!

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Need to empty my balls now!!!! Or

Really need my cock sucked now!!!

Sorry, those are actually quite common but how they think that is going to attract the opposite sex is beyond me

I think those statuses are aimed for the same sex not opposite

But, but, but they say they are straight!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you want to meet me jog on, I'm not into women who meet dangerous loners with commitment issues".

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By *eliciousladyWoman over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Your pleasure is my enjoyment

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Why won't you take no for an answer?!

I like you with lots of facial hair to tickle my balls.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bear with me I'm trying to reply to all mail

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To lazy to wank, fancy a fuck?"

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

I'm on the sex offender's register

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By *hyguyMan over a year ago

Sheffield

"I don't want to be used as a sex object"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have the Lynx just need me a minx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Need to empty my balls now!!!! Or

Really need my cock sucked now!!!

Sorry, those are actually quite common but how they think that is going to attract the opposite sex is beyond me

I think those statuses are aimed for the same sex not opposite

But, but, but they say they are straight!

Ah yes, I've seen those ones too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looking for BBW, i hear you're easy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your pleasure is my enjoyment "

That's deffo goin on my status haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't have whatsapp, kik, Skype or snapchat. So stop asking!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Social first, I'm not a slag.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

I was fucked by DiamondJoe and left a verification

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One that should be on here but I have actually seen this on a profile

Just out of prison who wants to be my first in 4 years

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"One that should be on here but I have actually seen this on a profile

Just out of prison who wants to be my first in 4 years

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"One that should be on here but I have actually seen this on a profile

Just out of prison who wants to be my first in 4 years

*runs away screaming!*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not looking for single women SORRY!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An MFF really isn't my thing, much rather wank into a sock.

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman over a year ago

Dartford

This made me

out loud, my housemates have just asked why and so I had to tell em it was something else

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

meet at my place at 5...just tell the wife you are the plumber

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't want to shag the whole site

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Loving all the males checking out my profile...... thanks lads xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got no verifications in over 5 years, because I'm a pic collector.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Loving all the males checking out my profile...... thanks lads xx "

Hahahahaha yeah can totally relate to that one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please no bi women or women who have been with bi women - they repluse me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't ask if I Skype, I don't wank on command.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looking for hotwife couples to try and break up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a dog after bones

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Meeting the easily pleased only.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The chlamydia has nearly cleared up! Come and get me girls!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not playing this week (herpes out break

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ma maws on here and she's hot as fuck!

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By *ordonBennettMan over a year ago

dover

I have a mind too you know!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am straight (but will suck/fuck cock if asked)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Happy to meet single lady for (coffee only) to provide you that ever evasive verification - all I ask is you turn up on time and are well presented

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Curvy hairy 50 year old FILTF with marshmallow bottom seeks gym fit girl bunny (18 - 25) safe sex only !!! Anyone over 25 will be blocked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't believe I'm number 1 in hot pics! Thanks girls!

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By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

Almost the antibiotics xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will fuck anything.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Kids on PlayStation so won't be disturbed

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By *iss AdventureWoman over a year ago

Wonderland

"Just got a new remote/deodorant/bottle of (delete as appropriate) New pics up soon"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok, little fun for a Friday night, we've all seen some obvious and even shocking statuses guys put up in hope they'll attract a sexual partner, but what about the ones you don't see, I'll start.

Not meeting at the moment.

Over to you....."

My current status seems to be working ok.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Just got a new remote/deodorant/bottle of (delete as appropriate) New pics up soon""

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm loving this site!

Messaged one woman and got a meet just like that"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've measured my dick with a tape measure and not a sky remote control

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Only here as you swingers are obviously desperate and will fuck anything.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My rash is spreading.

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By *ordonBennettMan over a year ago

dover

Hope you like my message. Nobody else does..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Im just here for the articles'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have no pics apart from 20 cock ones from various angles and no verifications I have a shit user name and I can't accommodate. I have been on for over a year but no I don't need any help with my profile it's fine as it is!

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By *errygTV/TS over a year ago

denton

hows u today, and hi x messages instant block

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

Yes that is a mini lynx can in that shot. Cock really is that small

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

I'm just here in an official capacity on behalf of Sydney University

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bareback, anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm fully booked this week

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thanks for the comments on my dimples chaps!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got my filters on!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/02/16 07:57:50]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who wants some man cream for their blue waffles?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not looking for NSA, Looking for a deep committed relationship,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have finally finished measuring the girth of every man in the country and I know for a fact mine is the biggest

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By *lik and PaulCouple over a year ago

cahoots

Don't worry about the smell...it's all natural.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I sometimes fart when getting a BJ - don't worry it's just trapped air

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I've had that many meets my cocks got friction burns, no more for now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This site isn't a waste of time, so I am staying.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I haven't woke up yet, so I am not horny and I don't need a fuck.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

- have been told that I have a small cock

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By *igboy10essexMan over a year ago

Upminster

Lmfao

That's a good one.

Mind if I try itvon my profile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What a fabfuckingtastic night that was me and 15 females" x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm only joking of course I'm not straight

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Social first

Only here to chat

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By *unjamesMan over a year ago

Banbury

Daytime meets only!

As am on day release lol

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By *ilver Bra.sCouple over a year ago

Aberdare

"Don't ask if I Skype, I don't wank on command."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes that is a mini lynx can in that shot. Cock really is that small"

I'd say fun size rather than miniature

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By *r H and Good PetCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Not looking for NSA, Looking for a deep committed relationship,

I saw this on a friend's status the other day.

Didn't stay friends for very long after that. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can only meet daytimes Monday to Friday as I'm cheating on my wife.

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By *errygTV/TS over a year ago

denton

be a laugh if someone set up a male profile with all these negative issues

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your pleasure is my enjoyment

It certainly is xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lets swap pics of ur wife and ones i stole and skype wank together bigboy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've just changed mine.

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