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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Post anything, if it is funny, outrageous or a play on words. Lets make some people laugh this Friday.

My effort

Dam girl, one pikachu and I want to squirtle all over your jigglypuffs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Q)Fancy a fuck?

A)No!

Q)Mind laying down while I have one then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Q)Fancy a fuck?

A)No!

Q)Mind laying down while I have one then?"

Oh go on then....as you asked so nicely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What has 148 teeth and hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My flies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm going to have sex with you tonight - you might as well be there to enjoy it....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All the time I have a face you will have somewhere to sit

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hello darling how would you like to see the soles of your shoes in my wing mirrors?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I lost my teddy bear... Can I sleep with you instead?

(Someone actually said that to me. Made me laugh)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I lost my teddy bear... Can I sleep with you instead?

(Someone actually said that to me. Made me laugh)

Did it work?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I lost my teddy bear... Can I sleep with you instead?

(Someone actually said that to me. Made me laugh)

Now that you come to mention it, my teddy bear is missing....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I lost my teddy bear... Can I sleep with you instead?

(Someone actually said that to me. Made me laugh)

Did it work?"

No comment...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I lost my teddy bear... Can I sleep with you instead?

(Someone actually said that to me. Made me laugh)

Did it work?

No comment...

YEAH BABY!

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