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I remeber seeing a couple where we all got on great.. but she was the dullest dullest play ever.. The sex could only get her off one way and one way only.. she would have to sit on top and grind.. normally lovely.. but she would have to grind for about 20-30 mins.. constant and if you so much as moved she'd loose it and kinda have to start again.. No touching no nothing.. I used to work out the vat returns while shagging her.. How dull eh lol..
Any bloke would get a medal for shagging that one... She was lovely.. but thats all that got her off.. Poor woman eh! | |||
"Someone had to and as we cant think of the single best.. we thought why not the worst lol.. Far easier
I remeber seeing a couple where we all got on great.. but she was the dullest dullest play ever.. The sex could only get her off one way and one way only.. she would have to sit on top and grind.. normally lovely.. but she would have to grind for about 20-30 mins.. constant and if you so much as moved she'd loose it and kinda have to start again.. No touching no nothing.. I used to work out the vat returns while shagging her.. How dull eh lol..
Any bloke would get a medal for shagging that one... She was lovely.. but thats all that got her off.. Poor woman eh!"damn ....i knew i knew you from somewhere lol | |||
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"my second meet with a guy from fab...the first meet was really good, so invited him back...really looked forward to it.....he wanted a BJ...so...no probs...I love to suck so was happy to oblige....he went to the bathroom...came back ...and started to get dressed. He hadn't so much as tweaked a nipple for me....nada!!!! I was not at all impressed and told him in no uncertain terms... (to be honest I verbally castrated him!!, he left and 20 mins later had removed himself from fab "Noooooooooooooooo that's just self-centred. | |||
"my second meet with a guy from fab...the first meet was really good, so invited him back...really looked forward to it.....he wanted a BJ...so...no probs...I love to suck so was happy to oblige....he went to the bathroom...came back ...and started to get dressed. He hadn't so much as tweaked a nipple for me....nada!!!! I was not at all impressed and told him in no uncertain terms... (to be honest I verbally castrated him!!, he left and 20 mins later had removed himself from fab "oh my, selfish bastard !! and freddie - bruises after a bj - owwww  | |||
"my second meet with a guy from fab...the first meet was really good, so invited him back...really looked forward to it.....he wanted a BJ...so...no probs...I love to suck so was happy to oblige....he went to the bathroom...came back ...and started to get dressed. He hadn't so much as tweaked a nipple for me....nada!!!! I was not at all impressed and told him in no uncertain terms... (to be honest I verbally castrated him!!, he left and 20 mins later had removed himself from fab "look i apologised ok ....i had to go feed my cat i told you when i got there it was a quicky ...you said mmmmmmm yes please ....  | |||
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"the worst meet ever..!!!!!!!!! We started chatting to a guy this time last yr from this site and he seemed very nice, but there was always a nagging feeling saying he wasnt quite right, but after msn chat, swapping a few pics then chat on the phone we thought why not.. So we travelled to London where he lived as he said he didnt have transport and we booked and paid for the hotel as he said he wasnt working, we paid for all the food and drinks which were in the hotel room...there was a knock on the door and there was this guy and i thought wow what a body, tall, lots of muscels, dark, well dressed and a bulge in the crotch of his jeans that would put alot of guys to shame.. He asked on entering the room could he have a shower and off he went, 1hr yes folks 1hr later he came out the bathroom wearing a blk flaired skirt, very hight heels, red blouse with full make-up and his nails in red nail varnish..not forgrtting he had a blonde wif on i was speechless and i thought tony was gonna burst... Tony picked his bag up containing his jeans, shoes, and trainers and thru it out the 9th floor window then offered him the way out using the window or the door..he chose the door..!!!! sometime later we were in the bar and looking onto the hotel gardens and there was this 6' 6" blk guy dressed as a female looking for his bag, needless to say the hotel manager called the police and away he went... If the guy had told the truth to begin with that he was bi and a TV we wouldnt have wasted a 400 mile trip, hotel fee's and paying out for food and drink..needless to say the guys place was filled as soon as i managed to obtain wi-fi and we had a gr8 night......xxxxx" and I'm still looking for that bag. | |||
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"i,ll never forget a couple that insisted on staying over night on a first meet . like a mug i said ok, only to wake in the middle of the night feeling a strong winters draught,upon going downstairs to find my front door wide open and their car gone .so immediately feeling suspicious i take a look around the house only to find they,d robbed me of certain personal possesions . no overnight accomodations ever since ." OMG thats outrageous!! | |||
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"Thats happened to at least two others too? We also know one couple having had a couple over .. the guy got all agressive when they were hinted at to leave.. The guys arguement was he normally has two or three goes lol!! Jeeze... " OMG thats outrageous as well!!
only 2 or 3 goes?? lightweight | |||
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"How did I know you'd say that... How eh lol.. I should be called Mystic Doris.. "Hehehehe  | |||
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"The couple we met who insisted they weren't new. Jason had a great time while the bloke sat in front of me, fully clothed and sobbed his heart out whilst telling me his wife had said that if they didn't swing, she would leave him. I stopped Jason half way through and insisted we left." Remember once of our first experiences... meeting a couple at their home(how foolish and naive) and she sat in the corner of sette, looking petrified at my bloke as if he was going to jump on her... her bloke wanted to talk footie all night... We left when miraculously a text arrived which I proclaimed was from my daughter wanting a lift... I could write a book... Maybe, it s me...  | |||
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"I met a guy off here , and like cheryl's meet, i gave him a bj, then waited for him to make a move..... nothing, i got jack shit..... selfish twat !! i should of bit the fekker off pmsl " some of us like the biting !!!! | |||
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"rape has to be the worst ever" cant disagree there babe !!!! | |||
"my second meet with a guy from fab...the first meet was really good, so invited him back...really looked forward to it.....he wanted a BJ...so...no probs...I love to suck so was happy to oblige....he went to the bathroom...came back ...and started to get dressed. He hadn't so much as tweaked a nipple for me....nada!!!! I was not at all impressed and told him in no uncertain terms... (to be honest I verbally castrated him!!, he left and 20 mins later had removed himself from fab "Maybe he was busy. Can't see what all the fuss is about tbh. | |||
"i,ll never forget a couple that insisted on staying over night on a first meet . like a mug i said ok, only to wake in the middle of the night feeling a strong winters draught,upon going downstairs to find my front door wide open and their car gone .so immediately feeling suspicious i take a look around the house only to find they,d robbed me of certain personal possesions . no overnight accomodations ever since ." If that ever happened here I swear I would hunt them down and do some very serious personal damage to them. And get away with it - coz they're not likley to fess up to robbing a house where they'd just been swinging, are they? | |||
"i,ll never forget a couple that insisted on staying over night on a first meet . like a mug i said ok, only to wake in the middle of the night feeling a strong winters draught,upon going downstairs to find my front door wide open and their car gone .so immediately feeling suspicious i take a look around the house only to find they,d robbed me of certain personal possesions . no overnight accomodations ever since . If that ever happened here I swear I would hunt them down and do some very serious personal damage to them. And get away with it - coz they're not likley to fess up to robbing a house where they'd just been swinging, are they? "Can we get a burning torch smilie? | |||
"i,ll never forget a couple that insisted on staying over night on a first meet . like a mug i said ok, only to wake in the middle of the night feeling a strong winters draught,upon going downstairs to find my front door wide open and their car gone .so immediately feeling suspicious i take a look around the house only to find they,d robbed me of certain personal possesions . no overnight accomodations ever since . If that ever happened here I swear I would hunt them down and do some very serious personal damage to them. And get away with it - coz they're not likley to fess up to robbing a house where they'd just been swinging, are they? "perhaps they were just stupid enough to have left the front door open, and somebody else helped themselves ? | |||
"my second meet with a guy from fab...the first meet was really good, so invited him back...really looked forward to it.....he wanted a BJ...so...no probs...I love to suck so was happy to oblige....he went to the bathroom...came back ...and started to get dressed. He hadn't so much as tweaked a nipple for me....nada!!!! I was not at all impressed and told him in no uncertain terms... (to be honest I verbally castrated him!!, he left and 20 mins later had removed himself from fab
Maybe he was busy. Can't see what all the fuss is about tbh. "If we had agree that all that would happen was a BJ before the meet okay (probably wouldn't have met him though)...but that wasn't what we'd talked about....he knew I was horny as hell...fuckwitidiottosspottinglittleget | |||
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"I met someone for a drink then went back to mine. We went into the bedroom to play everything was going the right way till I went down and the smell... it nearly made me sick. I could have sworn she had shit herself...I can still smell it now." Ah man! Thats proper fookin' minging! Don't people think before they meet? Do they not go into the bathroom and think, "Ah, must clean me twat as I might be needing it later." | |||
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