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Best backhanded compliments
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OMG ....so when are you going to meet this charmer
I'll be sure to stay dressed so as not to offend "
pmsl but once seen never forgotten... the poor soul ...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You'd be stunning if you were thin.... from my Mum!  "
That's a mum thing - mine has said that to me before. "It's a shame because you're such a pretty girl". Cheers Ma! |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
My favourite one ever (not on here) was in a pub when a guy I had never met walked up to me and said "I like fat girls. You're a pretty one". It didn't work as a chat up line and remains the only time I have ever been approached with one. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"You'd be stunning if you were thin.... from my Mum! "
Oh, my mum says this so often I don't even notice it anymore. Sometimes she'll mix it up by adding 'you'd be stunning if you made an effort' if I'm wearing something comfy and no makeup. |
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"You'd be stunning if you were thin.... from my Mum!
That's a mum thing - mine has said that to me before. "It's a shame because you're such a pretty girl". Cheers Ma! "
Yeah... that's pretty much what I thought while I was rolling my eyes!!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You'd be stunning if you were thin.... from my Mum!
Oh, my mum says this so often I don't even notice it anymore. Sometimes she'll mix it up by adding 'you'd be stunning if you made an effort' if I'm wearing something comfy and no makeup."
wow some tough love going on here... The thing is you can choose your friends but not your family  |
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I just told someone they were the second-nicest guy on here, then pressed send before I realised just how awful it sounded. I'm either borderline Aspergers or I have a severe case of Foot-in-Mouth disease...I feel terrible now 
But at least I wasn't lying so, every cloud, and all that jazz  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My young son said "come here mum you're bra is showing at the back"...(son lifts top to cover said bra, thinking he was being sweet & saving me from embarrassment)
"That's better your back boobs were showing too" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just told someone they were the second-nicest guy on here, then pressed send before I realised just how awful it sounded. I'm either borderline Aspergers or I have a severe case of Foot-in-Mouth disease...I feel terrible now
But at least I wasn't lying so, every cloud, and all that jazz "
You know what, if anyone ever told me I was the second nicest guy on here I'd be really bloody offended!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just told someone they were the second-nicest guy on here, then pressed send before I realised just how awful it sounded. I'm either borderline Aspergers or I have a severe case of Foot-in-Mouth disease...I feel terrible now
But at least I wasn't lying so, every cloud, and all that jazz "
So who's the nicest? Now we have to know! |
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"I just told someone they were the second-nicest guy on here, then pressed send before I realised just how awful it sounded. I'm either borderline Aspergers or I have a severe case of Foot-in-Mouth disease...I feel terrible now
But at least I wasn't lying so, every cloud, and all that jazz
So who's the nicest? Now we have to know!"
Erm...Can I plead the fifth amendment? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just told someone they were the second-nicest guy on here, then pressed send before I realised just how awful it sounded. I'm either borderline Aspergers or I have a severe case of Foot-in-Mouth disease...I feel terrible now
But at least I wasn't lying so, every cloud, and all that jazz
So who's the nicest? Now we have to know!
Erm...Can I plead the fifth amendment?"
Go on then, I'll let you off |
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"I just told someone they were the second-nicest guy on here, then pressed send before I realised just how awful it sounded. I'm either borderline Aspergers or I have a severe case of Foot-in-Mouth disease...I feel terrible now
But at least I wasn't lying so, every cloud, and all that jazz
So who's the nicest? Now we have to know!
Erm...Can I plead the fifth amendment?
Go on then, I'll let you off"
Phew! Thanks, you're a diamond...unlike the second-nicest guy on here, who is swiftly plummeting down the ranks as we speak...pmsl
Sorry to hijack your thread, OP xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Me to hubby..I used to have a figure to die for before I met you..
Hubby to me.what happened???
Me to hubby..I met you and didn't have to care no more lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had a mate turn around to me and say nice chest shame about the gut...
Aw
I get the same comments
We will have to console each other then "
I'll show you mine if you show me yours  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Most recent one on here..
'you're body is amazing, I've got a thing for BBWs' - OK so I'm no slim Jim but OUCH!
One from a 'friend' outside of fab 'it's funny you look a lot like holly Willoughby, you know when she's pregnant' and no I've never been pregant
One from my other half early on in our relationship 'you've got nice big facial features, your eyes and lips, it's good really it takes the attention away from your fairly big nose' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had a mate turn around to me and say nice chest shame about the gut...
Aw
I get the same comments
We will have to console each other then
I'll show you mine if you show me yours "
Sold to the lady with the nice chest |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"When I went home to visit my mom she said "You look nice. You're finally learning how to dress yourself. "
-Courtney "
You should've told your mum that your fab friends think you look best undressed. |
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Once upon a time while on a night out 2 guys stopped me n said,yr the 2nd best looking bird here ,I said thanks ,who's no one,they said we havnt found her yet,that's was 20 yrs ago n I still remember lol x |
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