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Confession time,
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Confess something, it's time to get it off your chest, they say confession is good for the soul, no crime stuff though, don't want to get anyone in proper trouble, mine is for the last two hours I have been at work but have done nothing at all other than play on here, waste time on Facebook pretend to work and count the mins till I can go home,
What have you done or let's say should not of done ?????????? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I once posted in a Confession thread on FabSwingers. It got read by the wrong people and I ended up running for my life when they came after me.
I snuck out through Germany and Italy via France before making it to a people smuggler who got me to Peru. I spent three happy months there doing small jobs to make a living and making love to a beautiful Peruvian woman until I was ambushed in the dead of night. I managed to escape by throwing myself off a balcony into a passing truck below.
I again managed to avoid capture by changing my route and eventually appearance, finding work as a female burlesque dancer in Paraguay.
Eventually I befriended a shy scientist who had been doing interesting work in the field of quantum entanglement. I paid for access to his research with my body, but thankfully he liked to do people in the arse and was pretty shortsighted, so I made it work.
I hatched an elaborate scheme to liberate a local drug cartel of their hard earned cash. They believed that they were buying a device to aerosolise and disperse small quantities of highly addictive heroin, driving demand for their product, when really they were helping me to refine the scientific theories and build a working time machine.
I came back here to stop myself. |
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