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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you watch football? Do you like beer? How about a bacon sandwich? "
no i dont watch football . Dont really drink that often, infact hardly ever, and you put yr feet up and show me wer the kitchen is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you watch football? Do you like beer? How about a bacon sandwich?
no i dont watch football . Dont really drink that often, infact hardly ever, and you put yr feet up and show me wer the kitchen is "
Don't burn the bacon;I like mine grilled,no fat,and granary bread,no butter thanks  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What sandwich filling are you and why?
Cheese an onion here.....
What's yours....?  "
Why are you cheese and onion? Or is that just your favourite?
I'm a egg Mayo... Classic and versatile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think before we engage in Tortoise etiquette we should establish the correct pronunciation of the word Tortoise,,,,
Is it...
Taught-us
or
Tort-oyce? "
It's Tort-us 
-Courtney |
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"I think before we engage in Tortoise etiquette we should establish the correct pronunciation of the word Tortoise,,,,
Is it...
Taught-us
or
Tort-oyce?
It's Tort-us
-Courtney "
that's cause your a bloody foreigner |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think before we engage in Tortoise etiquette we should establish the correct pronunciation of the word Tortoise,,,,
Is it...
Taught-us
or
Tort-oyce?  tort-oycs here "
Taught-us I thought but then I'm male and probably on the wrong thread lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think before we engage in Tortoise etiquette we should establish the correct pronunciation of the word Tortoise,,,,
Is it...
Taught-us
or
Tort-oyce?
It's Tort-us
-Courtney that's cause your a bloody foreigner "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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This thread is mearly a servey . Nothing sexist in it at all .
Its all in the name of science
testibg a womans ability to stimukate my mind . Hense only women need apply |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sexist thread if you ask me why cant I comment? Carry on
because you have a willy and the op doesn't like willies! Yes I do have a wildly and the OP is not going to see it lol willy even "
could be coz you have a hairy arse lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sexist thread if you ask me why cant I comment? Carry on
because you have a willy and the op doesn't like willies! "
lol,,lol,,thats what all the guys say on here "in public" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come on girls . Stimulate my mind
No.
thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me you certainly know yr way to a mans heart lol "
I aim to please. |
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"This thread is mearly a servey . Nothing sexist in it at all .
Its all in the name of science
testibg a womans ability to stimukate my mind . Hense only women need apply "
You do realise it's a two way thing though eh! |
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"Sexist thread if you ask me why cant I comment? Carry on
because you have a willy and the op doesn't like willies!
lol,,lol,,thats what all the guys say on here "in public""
Are you suggesting some men may be telling porkies on their profiles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This thread is mearly a servey . Nothing sexist in it at all .
Its all in the name of science
testibg a womans ability to stimukate my mind . Hense only women need apply "
I'd be interested to hear what constitutes a successful stimulation....?
Please provide an example.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh and by the why folks,,,,,
It's Taught-us..... "
Or by the way,,,,,,  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Come on girls . Stimulate my mind
No.
thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me you certainly know yr way to a mans heart lol
I aim to please."
then we at least agree on one thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sexist thread if you ask me why cant I comment? Carry on
because you have a willy and the op doesn't like willies!
lol,,lol,,thats what all the guys say on here "in public"
Are you suggesting some men may be telling porkies on their profiles "
just the majority that say their straight  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sexist thread if you ask me why cant I comment? Carry on
How is it sexist? What happened to equal rights ? Lets go on strike!!"
it wont be anywhere near equal until.us men are going thru labour pains,
Apparently the pain is close to being burnt alive ?
That true ladies ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sexist thread if you ask me why cant I comment? Carry on
How is it sexist? What happened to equal rights ? Lets go on strike!!
it wont be anywhere near equal until.us men are going thru labour pains,
Apparently the pain is close to being burnt alive ?
That true ladies ? "
no |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sexist thread if you ask me why cant I comment? Carry on
How is it sexist? What happened to equal rights ? Lets go on strike!!
it wont be anywhere near equal until.us men are going thru labour pains,
Apparently the pain is close to being burnt alive ?
That true ladies ? "
More like being torn apart from the inside out with waves of burning pain,becoming more and more intense until your pelvis feels like it's on fire,while someone is sticking a knife into the bottom of your back. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Sexist thread if you ask me why cant I comment? Carry on
How is it sexist? What happened to equal rights ? Lets go on strike!!
it wont be anywhere near equal until.us men are going thru labour pains,
Apparently the pain is close to being burnt alive ?
That true ladies ?
More like being torn apart from the inside out with waves of burning pain,becoming more and more intense until your pelvis feels like it's on fire,while someone is sticking a knife into the bottom of your back. "
so we will never live as equals |
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"Sexist thread if you ask me why cant I comment? Carry on
How is it sexist? What happened to equal rights ? Lets go on strike!!
it wont be anywhere near equal until.us men are going thru labour pains,
Apparently the pain is close to being burnt alive ?
That true ladies ? "
Very few people know what being burnt alive feels like because
a) People tend to die from smoke inhalation first.
b) They're dead. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sexist thread if you ask me why cant I comment? Carry on
How is it sexist? What happened to equal rights ? Lets go on strike!!
it wont be anywhere near equal until.us men are going thru labour pains,
Apparently the pain is close to being burnt alive ?
That true ladies ?
More like being torn apart from the inside out with waves of burning pain,becoming more and more intense until your pelvis feels like it's on fire,while someone is sticking a knife into the bottom of your back.
so we will never live as equals "
Would you like to see if we can replicate the pain? I'll never know what it's like to be kicked in the gonads. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you where a tortoise which would you prefer, lettuce or tomatos
Can't he have both?"
Tomatoes are not particularly good in a tortoise's diet, and should be given sparingly |
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"If you where a tortoise which would you prefer, lettuce or tomatos
Can't he have both?
Tomatoes are not particularly good in a tortoise's diet, and should be given sparingly "
but they might still prefer them over lettuce I mean if you had a choice between a lettuce leaf or something that wasn't good for but tasted yummy which would you prefer fotmto!remember tortoises are allowed treats, well if I was a tortoise I'd like a treat sometimes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you think my left or right side is better.? "
aint seen yr hand writing so cant comnent lol .
And to the being kicked in the gonads . Do you ladies realise just how much this does actually hurt . Labour apparently makes you feel like you need to shit !
Being kicked in the gonads makes a man feel physically sick and like hes trying to shit a brick |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sexist thread if you ask me why cant I comment? Carry on
How is it sexist? What happened to equal rights ? Lets go on strike!!
it wont be anywhere near equal until.us men are going thru labour pains,
Apparently the pain is close to being burnt alive ?
That true ladies ? "
I'm not after getting no one pregnant though lol, sorry but everyone should be treated the same, no one is higher than the other |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you where a tortoise which would you prefer, lettuce or tomatos
Can't he have both?
Tomatoes are not particularly good in a tortoise's diet, and should be given sparingly "
They shouldn't have lettuce either.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you where a tortoise which would you prefer, lettuce or tomatos
Can't he have both?
Tomatoes are not particularly good in a tortoise's diet, and should be given sparingly but they might still prefer them over lettuce I mean if you had a choice between a lettuce leaf or something that wasn't good for but tasted yummy which would you prefer fotmto!remember tortoises are allowed treats, well if I was a tortoise I'd like a treat sometimes "
We don't always make the right choices or choose what's best for us. I think I was a tortoise I'd be rocking out on the tomatoes with complete disregard for my own safety. Fuck yeah. That's how I'd roll (slowly, though, obviously) as a tortoise. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you where a tortoise which would you prefer, lettuce or tomatos
Can't he have both?
Tomatoes are not particularly good in a tortoise's diet, and should be given sparingly but they might still prefer them over lettuce I mean if you had a choice between a lettuce leaf or something that wasn't good for but tasted yummy which would you prefer fotmto!remember tortoises are allowed treats, well if I was a tortoise I'd like a treat sometimes
We don't always make the right choices or choose what's best for us. I think I was a tortoise I'd be rocking out on the tomatoes with complete disregard for my own safety. Fuck yeah. That's how I'd roll (slowly, though, obviously) as a tortoise. "
Ours much prefers strawberries to tomatoes ... she's that kind of gal  |
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