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Status Shuffle Part 2

By *educed OP Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

All you've gotta do is put your name down on this thread and I'll pair you up. You then get to choose a status for each other which you need to display for 6 hours.

The funnier, ruder and sillier the status the better.

If your partner has filters up then post their status below. They can pick it up that way.

Who's in?

Ooh and check out the status updates of some of the forumites who played in Part 1. Some funny ones.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love this xx gonna keep me entertained for a while lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm trying not to draw any unwanted attention to myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Okay, I'm happy to help kick off round 2

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It says a lot about _educed when I thought her status update was quite normal

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By *educed OP Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'm trying not to draw any unwanted attention to myself

Yeah yeah!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm trying not to draw any unwanted attention to myself

Not likely lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in. Again!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me having a meltdown _educed as shannon just messeged me said did that really happen . O god four hrs left xxx

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By *aughtynigel02121980Man over a year ago

Brandon

Go on count me in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can we do it again hun lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm trying not to draw any unwanted attention to myself

Not likely lol x

Are you hairy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For Stripes

Need to get my granny fetish out the way, Any 70-80 years olds looking for one last ride

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hahaha....I've just seen mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm trying not to draw any unwanted attention to myself

I'm sure we've both had loads...

I'm gonna play any way

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By *educed OP Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Go on count me in"

You'll be in the next grouping. Keep your eyes peeled!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nah might miss this one

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

There are some very funny people here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm trying not to draw any unwanted attention to myself

Not likely lol x

Are you hairy

nope sorry silky smooth lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Play it again sam im.up for it xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For Stripes

Need to get my granny fetish out the way, Any 70-80 years olds looking for one last ride

One last ride

This thread is right up my street

Anyone's partner gone AWOL? I'm definitely wanting to give someone a cat abuse status

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want another one please babes xx

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By *educed OP Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

You can't do it again. You have to keep it up for 6 hours!

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By *iss AdventureWoman over a year ago

Wonderland

"I want another one please babes xx"

No way sugar, i nearly spat my tea when I read yours

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can't do it again. You have to keep it up for 6 hours! "

awwww

lol I will do its so funny lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bugger like omg reputation fryied xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bugger like omg reputation fryied xxxx"

what reputation pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OMG. I can't even look at my inbox anymore. My block list is growing.

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By *iss AdventureWoman over a year ago

Wonderland

Haven't chuckled so much in ages, people keep looking forward at me like im the fruit loop on the bus

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By *educed OP Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Hahaha....I've just seen mine

Danny boy! Hahaha.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bugger like omg reputation fryied xxxx"

Absolutely brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OMG. I can't even look at my inbox anymore. My block list is growing. "

I take it blackpool has a large population of quick cummers?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Haven't chuckled so much in ages, people keep looking forward at me like im the fruit loop on the bus"

im pissin myself giggling in the safety of our kitchen haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Swap complete!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OMG. I can't even look at my inbox anymore. My block list is growing.

I take it blackpool has a large population of quick cummers?

Apparently so...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OMG. I can't even look at my inbox anymore. My block list is growing. "

You cant block them! Poor sods

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some very funny people on here

Also some very disturbed people

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By *educed OP Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

Okay next group!

NaughtyNigel and akindofmagic

Twoplusonetwoplustwo & Merryteaser

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OMG. I can't even look at my inbox anymore. My block list is growing.

You cant block them! Poor sods"

Oh I can. It's RoxiAnne I feel sorry for. You cruel man!

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By *r H and Good PetCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"I'm trying not to draw any unwanted attention to myself

Not likely lol x

Are you hairy

Pmsl.

Liam you're enjoying this way too much. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OMG. I can't even look at my inbox anymore. My block list is growing.

You cant block them! Poor sods

Oh I can. It's RoxiAnne I feel sorry for. You cruel man!"

It came to me in a blinding flash, what can I say

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have a new one please....my guy has been offline about an hour

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

"Can I have a new one please....my guy has been offline about an hour

I'll give you one!

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By *educed OP Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Can I have a new one please....my guy has been offline about an hour

Okay. You'll be in the next group.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm trying not to draw any unwanted attention to myself

Not likely lol x

Are you hairy

Pmsl.

Liam you're enjoying this way too much. Lol"

I'm afraid to post in any other threads

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm trying not to draw any unwanted attention to myself

Not likely lol x

Are you hairy

Pmsl.

Liam you're enjoying this way too much. Lol"

The thing is though that some of them are very close to being normal. Testarossas and _educeds made me totally believe them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have a new one please....my guy has been offline about an hour

Mine hasn't sent one,

Maybe I can do you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Omfg I just had this message

Lol okay it's cool im medical frontline and was on duty and was thinking with my medical head I almost asks one of the doctors on duty

Once your okay

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By *educed OP Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

"It says a lot about _educed when I thought her status update was quite normal"

To be fair...most of my messages have been to say "you're just gonna post a pic of you holding an aubergine aren't you?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have a new one please....my guy has been offline about an hour

Mine hasn't sent one,

Maybe I can do you

You certainly can Tiger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm trying not to draw any unwanted attention to myself

Not likely lol x

Are you hairy

Pmsl.

Liam you're enjoying this way too much. Lol

I'm afraid to post in any other threads

Just go and enjoy the attention

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By *educed OP Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'm trying not to draw any unwanted attention to myself

Not likely lol x

Are you hairy

Pmsl.

Liam you're enjoying this way too much. Lol

The thing is though that some of them are very close to being normal. Testarossas and _educeds made me totally believe them"

Can I just make it clear that I don't usually post pics of me and fruit and veg. Ever!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Interesting..could be fun

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By *educed OP Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Can I have a new one please....my guy has been offline about an hour

Mine hasn't sent one,

Maybe I can do you

You certainly can Tiger

Do it!

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By *educed OP Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Interesting..could be fun"

Got you down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes please!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm trying not to draw any unwanted attention to myself

Not likely lol x

Are you hairy

Pmsl.

Liam you're enjoying this way too much. Lol

I'm afraid to post in any other threads

Just go and enjoy the attention

Where is yours

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Done mine.

Its what I'm after anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Open up your filters whats the first message i get ... hi im doctor ring sting dont worry about your uncle i can be your daddy for the night !!!!!! Now call me crazy but this guy is tapped i mean like sorry daddy

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

"Done mine.

Its what I'm after anyway

You got off lightly!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm trying not to draw any unwanted attention to myself

Not likely lol x

Are you hairy

Pmsl.

Liam you're enjoying this way too much. Lol

I'm afraid to post in any other threads

Just go and enjoy the attention

Where is yours"

I'm still waiting! The fact its taking so long is making me worry!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well this is a cruel game!!

6 hours you say?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well this is a cruel game!!

6 hours you say?! "

Oh that's cruel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well this is a cruel game!!

6 hours you say?! "

Hahaha loving this game!

Uhoh the dreaded yellow symbol of doom...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *r H and Good PetCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Well this is a cruel game!!

6 hours you say?! "

Oh GOD, Merry!

Next step - open filters.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well this is a cruel game!!

6 hours you say?! "

Absolutely bloody brilliant

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Hahaha....I've just seen mine

I have a great uncle who looks just like Danny.... But he's really ill & you'd finish him off!!! But he'd have one hell of a smile on his face though!!!

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By *iss AdventureWoman over a year ago

Wonderland

"Open up your filters whats the first message i get ... hi im doctor ring sting dont worry about your uncle i can be your daddy for the night !!!!!! Now call me crazy but this guy is tapped i mean like sorry daddy

OMG ...... That's hilarious, couldn't stop laughing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Done mine.

Its what I'm after anyway

You got off lightly!

I did but he didn't

RotherhamRob

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh I need a tena lady. This is the funniest thread ever.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Seduced - your face or mine needs coupling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well this is a cruel game!!

6 hours you say?!

Oh GOD, Merry!

Next step - open filters.

Haha I don't have any on any way

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By *lik and PaulCouple over a year ago

Flagrante

Thanks Brightonsteve...just thanks.....

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By *iss AdventureWoman over a year ago

Wonderland

"Well this is a cruel game!!

6 hours you say?! "

Part those cheeks and be someone's little "fuck pig"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks Brightonsteve...just thanks.....

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By *educed OP Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Thanks Brightonsteve...just thanks.....

Hahaha.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok, I got two, ill swap them over in about 3 hours. I've not laughed this much in ages

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Mine hasn't sent 1 for me it posted hers so can I be re-matched please?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm trying not to draw any unwanted attention to myself

Not likely lol x

Are you hairy

Pmsl.

Liam you're enjoying this way too much. Lol

I'm afraid to post in any other threads

Just go and enjoy the attention

Where is yours

I'm still waiting! The fact its taking so long is making me worry!"

Muwahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in again too xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine hasn't sent 1 for me it posted hers so can I be re-matched please?"

I put antifreeze in the next door neighbours cats milk, those little shits won't be shitting in my garden again.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Geez our inbox is going crazy

can see us on a few block lists hahaha x

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By *iss AdventureWoman over a year ago

Wonderland

Guys actually want to see pics of my scar

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By *educed OP Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

Okay. I have to pop out for half an hour so StormX is taking over.

On the list is

Lem0nadef1zz

Kopite

MS Innocent

Juniper Green

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Awesome! Bring it on Seduced!

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By *iss AdventureWoman over a year ago

Wonderland

"Geez our inbox is going crazy

can see us on a few block lists hahaha x"

Oh dear God, that's great

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Geez our inbox is going crazy

can see us on a few block lists hahaha x"

Hahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Need 1 more for new grouping xx and thanks _educed babes xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Geez our inbox is going crazy

can see us on a few block lists hahaha x

Oh dear God, that's great"

Haha we're both here sat laughing our tits off

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By *rishman75Man over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

I'm game xx

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

6 hrs you say Seduced huh?!! I have 27 messages since I popped our. I'm too scared to read them!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All you've gotta do is put your name down on this thread and I'll pair you up. You then get to choose a status for each other which you need to display for 6 hours.

The funnier, ruder and sillier the status the better.

If your partner has filters up then post their status below. They can pick it up that way.

Who's in?

Ooh and check out the status updates of some of the forumites who played in Part 1. Some funny ones.

Bububu

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Juniper green and kopite

bad paddy and ms innocent

lemonadeef1zz and jean phi

have fun xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guys actually want to see pics of my scar"

Omg that's so funny ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *inky.DiWoman over a year ago

Leicestershire

I am just happily watching and tittering at some of your status's...hilarious!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nope di im getting messages from the libs crew eeeeeeeeek xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Juniper Green: Which guy wants me to walk all over their balls with my sexy red heels on tonight? I want a proper sissy to be my bitch.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am just happily watching and tittering at some of your status's...hilarious!!

dont care your on the list now haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've just had a message via kik from a friend asking if I need help...

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By *inky.DiWoman over a year ago

Leicestershire

"I am just happily watching and tittering at some of your status's...hilarious!!

dont care your on the list now haha"

You will get your legs slapped young lady! lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just had one guy asking why he'd not been invited to the gangbang

hahaha x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give us your worst we feel brave

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just had one guy asking why he'd not been invited to the gangbang

hahaha x"

Yours is my favourite hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am just happily watching and tittering at some of your status's...hilarious!!

dont care your on the list now haha

You will get your legs slapped young lady! lol "

bring it on.... gotta come get me first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We need more people. .. come on guys if yourbrave enough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am just happily watching and tittering at some of your status's...hilarious!!

dont care your on the list now haha

You will get your legs slapped young lady! lol

bring it on.... gotta come get me first

"
i need a cork up my bum at this rate eeeeek xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am just happily watching and tittering at some of your status's...hilarious!!

dont care your on the list now haha

You will get your legs slapped young lady! lol

bring it on.... gotta come get me first

i need a cork up my bum at this rate eeeeek xx"

dr ring sting will be your cork pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thanks op ive pulled

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just had one guy asking why he'd not been invited to the gangbang

hahaha x

Yours is my favourite hahaha"

It's definitely proving very popular

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks op ive pulled "

wehey it works pmsl im gettin shit loads of drs haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Alabama

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hahaha now I'm reading this I think I may be glad I was missed haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just had one guy asking why he'd not been invited to the gangbang

hahaha x

Yours is my favourite hahaha

It's definitely proving very popular

x"
also very dangerous xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Next lot

dinki di and bububu

your face or mine with thing two

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And done

inbox starting to fill up

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By *rishman75Man over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

Guess how much sweetcorn I managed to get under my foreskin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Alabama

Haha good boy

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By *unjamesMan over a year ago

Banbury

Let's go for it I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Juniper Green has disappeared

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm willing to give this a try!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just had one guy asking why he'd not been invited to the gangbang

hahaha x

Yours is my favourite hahaha

It's definitely proving very popular

x also very dangerous xxx"

Yup hopefully those who know us know it's a joke

had more moans from guys saying they feel cheated to be honest haha x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

apparently i needed to take down filters, so, have done so...

*hunkers down to avoid the mass emails*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Juniper Green has disappeared

"
so are you doing chams or is that your fake status s x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks op ive pulled "

Your leg X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Done and sent X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Juniper Green has disappeared

so are you doing chams or is that your fake status s x "

No I actually want to go to Chams on Friday! Haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Next lot

dinki di and bububu

your face or mine with thing two"

Haha how the fuck do I explain that. Awaits the weirdos

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By *easing_twoCouple over a year ago

Bristol, Thornbury

How funny. What a fantastic topic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bububu you have to come up with a status for dinki di xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Next lot

dinki di and bububu

your face or mine with thing two"

Sent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aaaand the messages have started...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How funny. What a fantastic topic"

so you up for it??

Btw need more come on guys be brave lol

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By *educed OP Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Done and sent X "

That's a nice one. I hope you gave NaughtyNigel a good one!

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By *educed OP Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Aaaand the messages have started..."

OMG...hahaha.

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By *inky.DiWoman over a year ago

Leicestershire

"Next lot

dinki di and bububu

your face or mine with thing two

Haha how the fuck do I explain that. Awaits the weirdos "

Ermmmmmm.......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Done and sent X

That's a nice one. I hope you gave NaughtyNigel a good one!

I don't think I was too mean X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine chickened out

I didn't realise sock sniffing was an actual thing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well its a good job I dont meet anyone around me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Aaaand the messages have started...

OMG...hahaha. "

Barrage of cock pics!

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By *aughtynigel02121980Man over a year ago

Brandon

My status is now up, sits back with popcorn waiting to see what happens

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just spotted scrum's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My status is now up, sits back with popcorn waiting to see what happens"

love it haha

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By *educed OP Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

"My status is now up, sits back with popcorn waiting to see what happens"

Haha. And you said you'd never get to use that mask!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Aaaand the messages have started...

OMG...hahaha.

Barrage of cock pics!

Haha oh dear x

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By *inky.DiWoman over a year ago

Leicestershire

Done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OMG. I can't even look at my inbox anymore. My block list is growing.

I take it blackpool has a large population of quick cummers?

Apparently so..."

I pmsl at your status Mac

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thanks lol looking forward to the next one as that is kindda truwle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OMG. I can't even look at my inbox anymore. My block list is growing.

I take it blackpool has a large population of quick cummers?

Apparently so...

I pmsl at your status Mac "

you in sinderella

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By *aughtynigel02121980Man over a year ago

Brandon

"My status is now up, sits back with popcorn waiting to see what happens

Haha. And you said you'd never get to use that mask!

"
it improves my looks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hahahah I'm so sorry dinky do. I couldn't beat yours. Can't believe my status says that if you could here my laughter Tears streaming down my face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've not got one yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OMG. I can't even look at my inbox anymore. My block list is growing.

I take it blackpool has a large population of quick cummers?

Apparently so...

I pmsl at your status Mac

you in sinderella"

So today I've been wondering what all the dodgy status updates were all about. Had other things on my mind....

Dare I let myself in for this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm getting offered sweaty socks for dirty pants

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm getting swamped!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Late to the party... Can I play? Pretty pleassseeee x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm getting swamped!"
its ok im on my way to yours to help you out darling xxx ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm getting swamped!"

Hahaha I love yours. Good luck with that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Need one more sinderella are you in???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Need one more sinderella are you in???"

Go on then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OMG. I can't even look at my inbox anymore. My block list is growing.

I take it blackpool has a large population of quick cummers?

Apparently so...

I pmsl at your status Mac

you in sinderella

So today I've been wondering what all the dodgy status updates were all about. Had other things on my mind....

Dare I let myself in for this

Do it! Its brilliant!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hahahahaha I love this game sweaty socks lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Next lot....

danberks and _unjames

maxx011978 and sinderella

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm getting offered sweaty socks for dirty pants

Hahahaha hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've not had any messages!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I get someone to do the one I did.. Has to be male though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OMG. I can't even look at my inbox anymore. My block list is growing.

I take it blackpool has a large population of quick cummers?

Apparently so...

I pmsl at your status Mac

you in sinderella

So today I've been wondering what all the dodgy status updates were all about. Had other things on my mind....

Dare I let myself in for this

Do it! Its brilliant!!"

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By *inky.DiWoman over a year ago

Leicestershire

"Hahahah I'm so sorry dinky do. I couldn't beat yours. Can't believe my status says that if you could here my laughter Tears streaming down my face "

I couldnt resist after reading your profile haha

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By *iss AdventureWoman over a year ago

Wonderland

"I've just had a message via kik from a friend asking if I need help..."

Just seen yours, at least it's your bum hole and not your bell end

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Juniper Green: Which guy wants me to walk all over their balls with my sexy red heels on tonight? I want a proper sissy to be my bitch.

Posted!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dinki di add me as a friend please babes xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My friends updates are funny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Omg my inbox!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some of these are hilarious

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I sent one but I don't think he realised he was supposed to send one back and he's offline now.

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By *iss AdventureWoman over a year ago

Wonderland

"Aaaand the messages have started..."

You're gonna get hammered (and im referring to your inbox LOL)

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Aaaand the messages have started...

OMG...hahaha.

Barrage of cock pics!

Any nice ones???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What a brilliant thread...has to be the best I've seen so far.

Haven't laughed so much in ages.

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