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By *D40Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
If only i didn't need to pee every time my favourite programme came on...
If only my bloody ebay purchases would hurry up and arrive before the old fella gets back from his holidays... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If only licking us gingers wasn't like licking a 9 volt battery. "
What's the similarity between a 9 volt battery and a lady's bum hole.
You know you shouldn't but sooner or later you are going to lick it.
If only I didn't go off on tangents. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If only licking us gingers wasn't like licking a 9 volt battery.
What's the similarity between a 9 volt battery and a lady's bum hole.
You know you shouldn't but sooner or later you are going to lick it.
If only I didn't go off on tangents. "
Classic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If only i could get gym fit, without exercising 
If only reading burned more calories then I'd be skinny! "
Oooh now that is a much better if Only, if going for a run gave me the same afterglow as a good sexathon i would do it daily, hell maybe even more. |
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"If only I understood the rules of my own game I wouldn't have had to delete that last post  "
If only there were forfeits for people on this thread who didn't follow the rules and had to delete their posts.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If only that guy in the hotel room didn't pop up i wouldn't have panic attacks every time im in a hotel now lol  
If only people didn't drop fag packets on my head while I was sleeping on the floor I wouldn't pop up beside people's beds. 
if only I knew that hotel goblins were real I wouldn't of been so shocked pmsl
If only I was a real goblin I could get a part in Lord of the rings, Beowolf or Dungeons and Dragons. "
if only David Bowie were still alive he could be your goblin king haha xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If only I had more hydrochloric acid I could totally dispose of this body"
if only I could send some in the post I have a gallon left over from my last victim pmsl  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If only you had used that acid properly storm you would be able to sleep tonight not thinking when is landscapelad going to escape from the coal house and attack me in my bed hmmmmm be very afraid my large breasted torturer |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"If only I coukd meet you all.
If only?
Make it so.
Come to the next FFFF!
I'm hoping to be there as it's my 40th!!
if only you knew the rules haha xxx
Are they different to any other night??? "
If only StormX had made herself clear!
It's no different to any other night. Come and say hello |
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"If only I coukd meet you all.
If only?
Make it so.
Come to the next FFFF!
I'm hoping to be there as it's my 40th!!
if only you knew the rules haha xxx
Are they different to any other night??? "
If only you would put the words "if only" in your sentence, as they are the rules of the game. |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"If only I coukd meet you all.
If only?
Make it so.
Come to the next FFFF!
That is a lovely invitation. I will keep an eye out for it. "
If only you would look under Club Meets and Events! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If only I coukd meet you all.
If only?
Make it so.
Come to the next FFFF!
That is a lovely invitation. I will keep an eye out for it.
If only you would look under Club Meets and Events! "
If only I knew which club you would be at |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"If only I coukd meet you all.
If only?
Make it so.
Come to the next FFFF!
That is a lovely invitation. I will keep an eye out for it.
If only you would look under Club Meets and Events!
If only I knew which club you would be at "
If only I'd told you it was Xtasia! |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"If only it was pay day tomorrow, I could have a beer in half an hour  "
If only I hadn't spent all of my money at the start of the month. Get me a double vodka if you get 'served' first |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"If only I was a member at Xtasia I would know sexual heights unknown to most but the most horny of swingers "
If only you were a Platinum Member. Only Platinum Members are eligible for the Sexual Heights package. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If only i could roll the clock back to November and say no, see you in a years time, then I be there all the time for you! Hindsight is a wonderful thing  |
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"If only I was a member at Xtasia I would know sexual heights unknown to most but the most horny of swingers
If only you were a Platinum Member. Only Platinum Members are eligible for the Sexual Heights package. "
If only I was paid more but without the platinum membership I am stuck on Xtasia's roof trying to sneak in |
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