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over a year ago
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On the night shift last night they made 10.000 tube but put foil lining on wrong way so they need pit ting in bin....
this morning new lad started. We told him he had to take the foil of carefully and reglue it the right way 5 hours later he still trying to do it lol xx even the manager thinks it's funny x |
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Send blokes for an anticlockwise screw driver ,
A left handed hammer,
A tin of elbow grease
And a can of striped paint
In the days when all phones were black, a good smear of black boot polish on the ear piece was always good.
Glueing the handset down was always good for a laugh .
If you can get into someone's computer, go to settings: keyboard, and change it to " French" ( it's AZERTY , not QWERTY, and a load of other keys are in different places.)
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When a birthday card comes round to sign I always add a load of kisses and maybe a winky face by someones name who would be embarrassed by it (depending on who it was for - last time was the new girl to the CEX). |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Powerpoint on presentation mode. 40 screen shots of their desktop 41 is something scary. They keep clicking tell everyone its broke...that person clicks then bang
Swap the usb keyboards on two pcs so they are plugged into the opposite one. Works particularly well of the two people are at lunch and come back together |
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After 5 hours I'm not sure that's funny and more cruel 
"How did your first day at work go son?"
"I was tasked something futile and pointless and the whole place we're laughing at me behind my back" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Back in the day,,,,, someone thought it would be amusing to put a live seagull in my cabin...... I wasn't best pleased with the mess it made so I returned the gesture by taking a shit in the blokes shoes which were then hidden until 10 minutes before his crew-change...
Life on the rigs was brutal  |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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When United lost to Barcelona in champions league final in 2011 a had a Barcelona shirt put on my chair everyday for 2 weeks I was fuming by the end of it
Also a Mufc calander I have by my desk got covered in silly faces on the players
My last job they used to change my desktop to Liverpool or city everytime I was away |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When a birthday card comes round to sign I always add a load of kisses and maybe a winky face by someones name who would be embarrassed by it (depending on who it was for - last time was the new girl to the CEX)."
that is brilliant |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Used to work as a diesel fitter and a guy was always messing with peoples bait
So a couple of us scraped the flies off a trucks front grill and placed them in his sarnie his face was priceless after he took two great big bites |
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Screen shot of someone desktop, then set as the background. Move all desktop icons into a folder. Had hours of fun with that.
I once put the screen saver on all the PCs as the 'flirt divert' phone number when I left a job. Had a call mid afternoon asking what the number was. People had tried phoning it. |
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Screenshot the PC desktop, then remove all the icons to the recycle bin.
Use said screenshot as desktop background, had a guy at work perplexed by that one for hours. "I'm clicking it but nothings happening" had to tell him eventually as he had deadlines to meet.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Screen shot of someone desktop, then set as the background. Move all desktop icons into a folder. Had hours of fun with that.
I once put the screen saver on all the PCs as the 'flirt divert' phone number when I left a job. Had a call mid afternoon asking what the number was. People had tried phoning it. "
Must have both posted that at same time, you beat me to it! |
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By *atnat85Woman
over a year ago
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An old hospital favourite....
Find an empty bed (rarity in this day and age!) Mess it up so it looks like someone should be in......ask gullible student nurse "where is Mr Smith from bed 6.....he has Alzheimer's and wanders off"......Que student nurse looking very nervous and looking for an non existent patient  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"After 5 hours I'm not sure that's funny and more cruel
"How did your first day at work go son?"
"I was tasked something futile and pointless and the whole place we're laughing at me behind my back""
He saw funny side x he said at least he dint have to clean lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Screen shot of someone desktop, then set as the background. Move all desktop icons into a folder. Had hours of fun with that.
I once put the screen saver on all the PCs as the 'flirt divert' phone number when I left a job. Had a call mid afternoon asking what the number was. People had tried phoning it.
Must have both posted that at same time, you beat me to it!"
Great minds think alike! |
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"long weight they do exist on that one ( old sash windows )"
Yep.. Got That one.. Pissed them off as I was in and out the Shop in 5mins..
Bastards weren't Getting away with again..
The Next was For a " Long Stand "
So I went to the Pub...  |
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