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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago
Livingston |
you lot are a bunch of total feckin lunatics and shall all be carted off and sectioned forthwith.
Do not pass go, do not collect £200 but please ensure you pick up your straightjacket. Padded cells will be allocated on arrival!!!
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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"can ah share yours mia xxxxxx 
I'm not going in vega - I'm the only sane one here.......
Deluded people get carted of first  "
piss aff you!!!! Nurse Ratched has nowt on me, lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you lot are a bunch of total feckin lunatics and shall all be carted off and sectioned forthwith.
Do not pass go, do not collect £200 but please ensure you pick up your straightjacket. Padded cells will be allocated on arrival!!!
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I totally refute this claim and have to say im as sane as the next person  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll get me jacket
hee hee they're coming to take me away
you can collect your jacket on the way out. the special bus with square wheels is waiting in the car park.... "
Can I have a Windae seat? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you lot are a bunch of total feckin lunatics and shall all be carted off and sectioned forthwith.
Do not pass go, do not collect £200 but please ensure you pick up your straightjacket. Padded cells will be allocated on arrival!!!
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Yes you all are nuts! |
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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"I'll get me jacket
hee hee they're coming to take me away
you can collect your jacket on the way out. the special bus with square wheels is waiting in the car park....
Can I have a Windae seat? "
nice one loops, pmfl at that |
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By *im53Man
over a year ago
Boldon |
"I actually said yesterday to someone they will soon have to open a mental home just for fabswingers forumites "
hey you lot are way behind the times 
new general chat has had ward 6 (midnight onwards) open for months
we can offer cages jackets and chains and some medication
a blanket and bucket is provided too
so see you there  |
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theres a very simple test to
determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. i asked the doctor at my local mad house how you know if a person should be admitted..
"Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a Teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"I actually said yesterday to someone they will soon have to open a mental home just for fabswingers forumites
hey you lot are way behind the times
new general chat has had ward 6 (midnight onwards) open for months
we can offer cages jackets and chains and some medication
a blanket and bucket is provided too
so see you there "
hahaha, you should see what scotland has and not just after midnight!!!! |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"you lot are a bunch of total feckin lunatics and shall all be carted off and sectioned forthwith.
Do not pass go, do not collect £200 but please ensure you pick up your straightjacket. Padded cells will be allocated on arrival!!!
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now dont laugh but i have a kinky fetish for straight jackets so gimme gimme |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"after this mornings shenanigans, my belief you are all loonies has been reinforced
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Speak for yourself! "
My thoughts exactly Pearl! I think someone is using a sweeping generalisation thingermergigamy.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ok ok im being serious now. ive not laughed like that in AGES! you lot are just amazing and crazy people xxxxxxx"
????? I've only seen sensible threads and posts... are we using different forums or something??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pickled red cabbage. 
No Gander, that's your liver!!!
I beg your pardon, teatotal me.
yeah, same as I am still a virgin "
Don`t worry, I`ll be gentle.
Oh n` it WILL hurt. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pickled red cabbage.
No Gander, that's your liver!!!
I beg your pardon, teatotal me.
yeah, same as I am still a virgin
That makes two of us "
Bring the strait jacket this woman is deluded |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pickled red cabbage.
No Gander, that's your liver!!!
I beg your pardon, teatotal me.
yeah, same as I am still a virgin
That makes two of us "
since when |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pickled red cabbage.
No Gander, that's your liver!!!
I beg your pardon, teatotal me.
yeah, same as I am still a virgin "
Yeah virgin on the ridiculous xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pickled red cabbage.
No Gander, that's your liver!!!
I beg your pardon, teatotal me.
yeah, same as I am still a virgin
That makes two of us
Bring the strait jacket this woman is deluded "
what are you saying??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pickled red cabbage.
No Gander, that's your liver!!!
I beg your pardon, teatotal me.
yeah, same as I am still a virgin
That makes two of us since when "
Another one doubting the truth?  |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"you lot are a bunch of total feckin lunatics and shall all be carted off and sectioned forthwith.
Do not pass go, do not collect £200 but please ensure you pick up your straightjacket. Padded cells will be allocated on arrival!!!
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oi who you callin a loony.
i'll be jumping in my starfighter.
pulling out my light sabre,wink wink,
and come through there,and give you a right seeing to.
as soon as i get this jacket off.
who the fuck,put the buckles at the back. |
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