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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I cringe at the mauling some people get on her but...
Rather than being all self pitying about no green tick, I'm going to try and get innovative.
So I'm auctioning myself out to the most interesting offer (In a humorous way of course). I'll probably go unlos after this but what the heck!  So starting with no reserve, bid.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you list your skill set so we know how much you're worth?  "
Not a lot but you may have an idea ...I have a 25m swimming badge on a pair of 9 year olds swimming trunks I kept from school? That a qualification? |
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"If you weren't on the other side of the country, I'd meet you for a coffee, so you could get a green tick.
So that would be my bid. A coffee."
I outbid you with a coffee and a piece of cake. But you're welcome to stay and make it a 3. I'm a friendly girl like that |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"If you weren't on the other side of the country, I'd meet you for a coffee, so you could get a green tick.
So that would be my bid. A coffee.
I outbid you with a coffee and a piece of cake. But you're welcome to stay and make it a 3. I'm a friendly girl like that"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you weren't on the other side of the country, I'd meet you for a coffee, so you could get a green tick.
So that would be my bid. A coffee.
I outbid you with a coffee and a piece of cake. But you're welcome to stay and make it a 3. I'm a friendly girl like that"
Just plain greedy lady |
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"If you weren't on the other side of the country, I'd meet you for a coffee, so you could get a green tick.
So that would be my bid. A coffee.
I outbid you with a coffee and a piece of cake. But you're welcome to stay and make it a 3. I'm a friendly girl like that
Just plain greedy lady "
Damn I've been rumbled! Wanna make it a 4 |
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"Why not just go a club or social and mingle?
I agree. There used to be a lot of socials South Wales at one time. Worth checking out ?"
There still is... With a few that are for people with no verifications to gain them. Singles social and daytime ones |
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"Can you list your skill set so we know how much you're worth?
Not a lot but you may have an idea ...I have a 25m swimming badge on a pair of 9 year olds swimming trunks I kept from school? That a qualification? "
Depends... can you still get into them?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you list your skill set so we know how much you're worth?
Not a lot but you may have an idea ...I have a 25m swimming badge on a pair of 9 year olds swimming trunks I kept from school? That a qualification?
Depends... can you still get into them?
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Yeah but you wouldn't like how it looks. .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you weren't on the other side of the country, I'd meet you for a coffee, so you could get a green tick.
So that would be my bid. A coffee.
I outbid you with a coffee and a piece of cake. But you're welcome to stay and make it a 3. I'm a friendly girl like that
Just plain greedy lady
Damn I've been rumbled! Wanna make it a 4 "
Hell yes |
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"Can you list your skill set so we know how much you're worth?
Not a lot but you may have an idea ...I have a 25m swimming badge on a pair of 9 year olds swimming trunks I kept from school? That a qualification?
Depends... can you still get into them?
Yeah but you wouldn't like how it looks. .. "
Is the badge on the back?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I will up your offer of a slice of cake to a whole cake and a drive in my car
If it's coffee and walnut cake you win so far.
Any cake you like baked from scratch "
 you do realise this is legally binding ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can you list your skill set so we know how much you're worth?
Not a lot but you may have an idea ...I have a 25m swimming badge on a pair of 9 year olds swimming trunks I kept from school? That a qualification?
Depends... can you still get into them?
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Don't encourage him. We don't want any budgie smuggler photo's  |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"I will up your offer of a slice of cake to a whole cake and a drive in my car
If it's coffee and walnut cake you win so far.
Any cake you like baked from scratch
you do realise this is legally binding !"
Well I have coffee and walnuts in cupboard so easily made. |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"Why not just go a club or social and mingle?
Alas I am clandestine because of work and no other reason "
How will you ever meet anyone ... If you're to remain clandestine.
I'll bid superman glasses.   |
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" Some horses, superman glasses a cup of coffee a walnut cake and a bed until 3am.
Thank you forumites I feel a bit L'Oréal now "
It wasn't a bed til 3am it was a 3sum. Then it was raised to a MFFF with sopheeee...But you went for the cake. The power of walnuts
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" Some horses, superman glasses a cup of coffee a walnut cake and a bed until 3am.
Thank you forumites I feel a bit L'Oréal now
It wasn't a bed til 3am it was a 3sum. Then it was raised to a MFFF with sopheeee...But you went for the cake. The power of walnuts
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Oooooh man, you don't know what you missed out on |
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" Some horses, superman glasses a cup of coffee a walnut cake and a bed until 3am.
Thank you forumites I feel a bit L'Oréal now
It wasn't a bed til 3am it was a 3sum. Then it was raised to a MFFF with sopheeee...But you went for the cake. The power of walnuts
Oooooh man, you don't know what you missed out on "
But don't worry us three girls will tell you how it was without you  |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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" Some horses, superman glasses a cup of coffee a walnut cake and a bed until 3am.
Thank you forumites I feel a bit L'Oréal now
It wasn't a bed til 3am it was a 3sum. Then it was raised to a MFFF with sopheeee...But you went for the cake. The power of walnuts
Oooooh man, you don't know what you missed out on
But don't worry us three girls will tell you how it was without you "
Well I will bake you a cake too if I can join in  |
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Not a friendly mingle but am sure I could rustle up a social sorry, sociopath meet. Unlimited refills coffee, tea, cake, scones, teacake, preserves. And some personal training. I'd need some home odd jobs helped with - the likes of which a dainty slapped like myself can't complete alone. And a shiny rosette as a souvenir from a horse show - you'll be able to get in the saddle and out for a trot.
And we have the best clubs in the west midlands, so thrown in too. |
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"I have a barely sucked Werthers original and a muffin recipe to throw in too...
Don't get too sentimental I'll get all choked up "
I got it last time I was in Bridgend... it means something man!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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" Some horses, superman glasses a cup of coffee a walnut cake and a bed until 3am.
Thank you forumites I feel a bit L'Oréal now
It wasn't a bed til 3am it was a 3sum. Then it was raised to a MFFF with sopheeee...But you went for the cake. The power of walnuts
Oooooh man, you don't know what you missed out on
But don't worry us three girls will tell you how it was without you "
nom nom nom cake was fa fab hope you had fun |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I have a barely sucked Werthers original and a muffin recipe to throw in too...
Don't get too sentimental I'll get all choked up
I got it last time I was in Bridgend... it means something man!! "
Barely sucked? It's like a grain of sand ! |
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