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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We`re toying with the idea of forming a "Mingers club", If you think about it the notion makes perfect sense.
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We could communicate and arrange meets between ourselves, without having the added pressure of getting constant KB`s from the aesthetically gifted.
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We could hold "Mingers" socials, without drawing too much attention to ourselves.
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We could set up a "Adopt a Minger" initiative, where an established "Minger" would act as guardian to "Novice Mingers" new to the scene.
The benefits are endless.
We`re just curious as to what fellow "Mingers" think, and would it be feasable?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can you assure us that membership cards will not have our photos on? there's enough pain and suffering in the world and our local photo booth has enough on its plate with the local teenage chavs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It appears that this might prove popular.
We think the first move is to form a committee, in order that we can draw up a constitution.
Nominees should be proposed and seconded by genuine "Mingers", and received in writing before the closing date:- 04/02/2011.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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No membership fee.
No membership cards (it has to remain a secret society known only to its members).
There will be however a initiation ceremony (oh, and a secret handshake).
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By *umourCouple
over a year ago
Rushden |
At last! We have been waiting for a Ming club to arrive!
We learnt to "Ming" at an early stage in our married lives. We both studied for our Ming degrees under Professor Ima D'Minger at R'ugeley college in Staffs.
The course was extensive and exhaustive and included knocking out of us the “delusions of pleasing aesthetics” that were pervading our lives about that time. He taught us that it was OK to Ming and we could Ming with pride as not everyone could be the “beautiful People”.
Eventually we both passed out with Ming Degrees (which made a change from people passing out at seeing us!) and went out into the wide world. We can truly say we are Mingers of the highest degree… And have the certificates to prove it!
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"No membership fee.
No membership cards (it has to remain a secret society known only to its members).
There will be however a initiation ceremony (oh, and a secret handshake).
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In other words, you are forming a new clique
***runs off and hides behind the sofa*** |
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"Can I have the tin plate membership please
No!! Only quality "Mingers" need apply.  "
...and the decent into chaos begins.
Now we'll have those who are really bad mingers in one group, pretend mingers in another and a number of confused but excited antiques dealers in another...
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"Can I have the tin plate membership please
No!! Only quality "Mingers" need apply. bit I'm an entry level minger, not that practiced"
There's a place for you in my 'Beta male mingers' clique if you want it?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No membership fee.
No membership cards (it has to remain a secret society known only to its members).
There will be however a initiation ceremony (oh, and a secret handshake).
In other words, you are forming a new clique
***runs off and hides behind the sofa***"
Wash your mouth out woman!!!!
We wouldn`t lower ourselves. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have the tin plate membership please
No!! Only quality "Mingers" need apply. bit I'm an entry level minger, not that practiced
There's a place for you in my 'Beta male mingers' clique if you want it? "
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"No membership fee.
No membership cards (it has to remain a secret society known only to its members).
There will be however a initiation ceremony (oh, and a secret handshake).
In other words, you are forming a new clique
***runs off and hides behind the sofa***
Wash your mouth out woman!!!!
We wouldn`t lower ourselves. "
mwahahahahahaha, read up...viccyboi just did!!!! |
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"No membership fee.
No membership cards (it has to remain a secret society known only to its members).
There will be however a initiation ceremony (oh, and a secret handshake).
In other words, you are forming a new clique
***runs off and hides behind the sofa***
Wash your mouth out woman!!!!
We wouldn`t lower ourselves.
mwahahahahahaha, read up...viccyboi just did!!!!"
Shhhhhh! I'm a beta male...I don't like confrontation!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I have the tin plate membership please
No!! Only quality "Mingers" need apply.
...and the decent into chaos begins.
Now we'll have those who are really bad mingers in one group, pretend mingers in another and a number of confused but excited antiques dealers in another...
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Its irrelevent, as us mingers should stand firm, as we`re all in this together.
Today Fabswingers... Tomorrow the world. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"At last! We have been waiting for a Ming club to arrive!
We learnt to "Ming" at an early stage in our married lives. We both studied for our Ming degrees under Professor Ima D'Minger at R'ugeley college in Staffs.
The course was extensive and exhaustive and included knocking out of us the “delusions of pleasing aesthetics” that were pervading our lives about that time. He taught us that it was OK to Ming and we could Ming with pride as not everyone could be the “beautiful People”.
Eventually we both passed out with Ming Degrees (which made a change from people passing out at seeing us!) and went out into the wide world. We can truly say we are Mingers of the highest degree… And have the certificates to prove it!
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We are humbled at your presence, your in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No membership fee.
No membership cards (it has to remain a secret society known only to its members).
There will be however a initiation ceremony (oh, and a secret handshake).
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i am in if there a handshake and we have free pen too ,, lol |
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"No membership fee.
No membership cards (it has to remain a secret society known only to its members).
There will be however a initiation ceremony (oh, and a secret handshake).
i am in if there a handshake and we have free pen too ,, lol "
...and a bumper sticker |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No membership fee.
No membership cards (it has to remain a secret society known only to its members).
There will be however a initiation ceremony (oh, and a secret handshake).
i am in if there a handshake and we have free pen too ,, lol
...and a bumper sticker "
Noooo, no bumper stikers, we have to be able to mingle amongst ordinary mingers without being rumbled. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No membership fee.
No membership cards (it has to remain a secret society known only to its members).
There will be however a initiation ceremony (oh, and a secret handshake).
i am in if there a handshake and we have free pen too ,, lol
...and a bumper sticker
Noooo, no bumper stikers, we have to be able to mingle amongst ordinary mingers without being rumbled. "
yes you have a point .. but be good seeing other mingers driving around could come in very handy .. lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"how about a lone range type mask, sticker, that way you would know, but it is not advertised to the world
Howsabout a Hijab? "
but then all the beautiful people would look at you |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"how about a lone range type mask, sticker, that way you would know, but it is not advertised to the world
Howsabout a Hijab? but then all the beautiful people would look at you"
No, we refuse to look!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"how about a lone range type mask, sticker, that way you would know, but it is not advertised to the world
Howsabout a Hijab? but then all the beautiful people would look at you
No, we refuse to look!!!!"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It has come to our attention that certain non-mingers (names witheld, but you know who you are) are attempting to enter the "Club" via the rear door.
We state again "this is a mingers only establishment, non-mingers will not be tollerated". Thank you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It has come to our attention that certain non-mingers (names witheld, but you know who you are) are attempting to enter the "Club" via the rear door.
We state again "this is a mingers only establishment, non-mingers will not be tollerated". Thank you. "
So no back entry Bertha's allowed then? |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"It has come to our attention that certain non-mingers (names witheld, but you know who you are) are attempting to enter the "Club" via the rear door.
We state again "this is a mingers only establishment, non-mingers will not be tollerated". Thank you. "
the gawjus ones say "upye" ya bunch of cliquers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It has come to our attention that certain non-mingers (names witheld, but you know who you are) are attempting to enter the "Club" via the rear door.
We state again "this is a mingers only establishment, non-mingers will not be tollerated". Thank you.
the gawjus ones say "upye" ya bunch of cliquers "
Bog off potty-mouth and go polish yer mirrors. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"It has come to our attention that certain non-mingers (names witheld, but you know who you are) are attempting to enter the "Club" via the rear door.
We state again "this is a mingers only establishment, non-mingers will not be tollerated". Thank you.
the gawjus ones say "upye" ya bunch of cliquers
Bog off potty-mouth and go polish yer mirrors. "
pffft, and there was me about ready to turn Loops!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It has come to our attention that certain non-mingers (names witheld, but you know who you are) are attempting to enter the "Club" via the rear door.
We state again "this is a mingers only establishment, non-mingers will not be tollerated". Thank you.
So no back entry Bertha's allowed then? "
How could you think you`d get away with it Laine? You were rumbled straight away. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"At last!!! (again!! or The Sequal..)
We are IN a Clique... Wooohoooo "
Thankgod for that , lol x about time i got my hands on you mingers .. i am in mingers too xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It has come to our attention that certain non-mingers (names witheld, but you know who you are) are attempting to enter the "Club" via the rear door.
We state again "this is a mingers only establishment, non-mingers will not be tollerated". Thank you.
So no back entry Bertha's allowed then?
How could you think you`d get away with it Laine? You were rumbled straight away. "
It's all that FMUMA's fault...she showed me the back entrance. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It has come to our attention that certain non-mingers (names witheld, but you know who you are) are attempting to enter the "Club" via the rear door.
We state again "this is a mingers only establishment, non-mingers will not be tollerated". Thank you.
the gawjus ones say "upye" ya bunch of cliquers "
Be carefull, we outnumber your type at least 100-1 on here. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"It has come to our attention that certain non-mingers (names witheld, but you know who you are) are attempting to enter the "Club" via the rear door.
We state again "this is a mingers only establishment, non-mingers will not be tollerated". Thank you.
So no back entry Bertha's allowed then?
How could you think you`d get away with it Laine? You were rumbled straight away.
It's all that FMUMA's fault...she showed me the back entrance."
OI, dinnae be blaming me just cos my back entrance is gawjus |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"It has come to our attention that certain non-mingers (names witheld, but you know who you are) are attempting to enter the "Club" via the rear door.
We state again "this is a mingers only establishment, non-mingers will not be tollerated". Thank you.
the gawjus ones say "upye" ya bunch of cliquers
Be carefull, we outnumber your type at least 100-1 on here. "
jealusy is not a becoming trait dearest |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It has come to our attention that certain non-mingers (names witheld, but you know who you are) are attempting to enter the "Club" via the rear door.
We state again "this is a mingers only establishment, non-mingers will not be tollerated". Thank you.
So no back entry Bertha's allowed then?
How could you think you`d get away with it Laine? You were rumbled straight away.
It's all that FMUMA's fault...she showed me the back entrance."
And to think we were going to offer her a "Bouncers" job (as she knows a minger when she sees one). |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"It has come to our attention that certain non-mingers (names witheld, but you know who you are) are attempting to enter the "Club" via the rear door.
We state again "this is a mingers only establishment, non-mingers will not be tollerated". Thank you.
So no back entry Bertha's allowed then?
How could you think you`d get away with it Laine? You were rumbled straight away.
It's all that FMUMA's fault...she showed me the back entrance.
And to think we were going to offer her a "Bouncers" job (as she knows a minger when she sees one). "
what's the rate of pay???? or is it payment in kind cos I ain't sleeping wi you lot of mingers, done enough of that in my time |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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Dear Peaches.
I am writing to advise you that Wendy is far too gawjus to be associated with mingers, so please do not include her in the mingers cliquers club
Your's sincerely
Mrs FMUMA Mum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dear mum.
Im sorry but on this occasion i dont believe it.
Every mother loves their off spring...even if they fugly little suckers so please send a pic so we can all have a laugh and then use on the dart board as ours is broke
Signed...
The gawjus president |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"fMUMa write me a note for Peaches. **kiss kiss**
2 secs till I borrow a crayon from Invictus"
Don't use the green ones he sticks them up his nose and as for the brown ones.......... |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
Dear gawjus "vice-president"
Please note that your entry to this thread was too late for you to claim presidency as myself and sassy already secured top position whilst you were busy shaving your moustache.
Fm - the REAL president!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Put me down please...can we ritually burn all too beautiful to meet profiles and posts? "
Its your club, you can do as you wish here and won`t be judged. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I join the mingers and the gawjuss? Depends which of my multiple personalities I am....... today I'm doreen and she's damned hot, but tomorrow I may be bob and he's not so pretty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Trouble is you would get some gorgeous people in the mingers group who either,really do think they are mingers or are just fakeing modesty,And,you would get some mingers in the gorgeous group who really do think they are gorgeous.So you would just end up with two seperate groups with gorgeous and mingers in both.Plus one persons idea of who is gorgeous and who is a minger is completely opposite to another persons.If it aint broke dont fix it.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"well I couldn't possibly join, seeing as I am so "gawjus"
Oooh likewise. Let's form an "absolutely gaaaawjus" club instead. "
I'd rather be in that one. Can there be professional rich folk in it too? Or is that being un pc  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"well I couldn't possibly join, seeing as I am so "gawjus"
Oooh likewise. Let's form an "absolutely gaaaawjus" club instead.
I'd rather be in that one. Can there be professional rich folk in it too? Or is that being un pc "
hey pish heid, you can be in oor clan anytime (will cost you £2.50 and a bag of chips) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
oh and vodka or morgans too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"well I couldn't possibly join, seeing as I am so "gawjus"
Oooh likewise. Let's form an "absolutely gaaaawjus" club instead.
I'd rather be in that one. Can there be professional rich folk in it too? Or is that being un pc
hey pish heid, you can be in oor clan anytime (will cost you £2.50 and a bag of chips) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
oh and vodka or morgans too "
Done. I'm in |
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"Trouble is you would get some gorgeous people in the mingers group who either,really do think they are mingers or are just fakeing modesty,And,you would get some mingers in the gorgeous group who really do think they are gorgeous.So you would just end up with two seperate groups with gorgeous and mingers in both.Plus one persons idea of who is gorgeous and who is a minger is completely opposite to another persons.If it aint broke dont fix it. "
agree with this x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear gawjus "vice-president"
Please note that your entry to this thread was too late for you to claim presidency as myself and sassy already secured top position whilst you were busy shaving your moustache.
Fm - the REAL president!!!!!!"
Oiiiii i pluck mine
so ner ner |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can we form a club ..... Mingers United?
Of course the uniform would have to be red or blue lol
Count us in please its about time us "mingers" had somewhere to hide lol
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Only if we can have sexy little top with MINGERS ARE US , lol BIG LETTERS .. when we club meet other mingers we know same club as us. Just have to be very very sexy and low cut and short SO we stand out . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I can`t help but notice the number of "Minger" recruits has dramaticaly dropped today.
I can`t help thinking that there`s some kind of "underhand shienanagans" afoot, or the majority of "Mingers" out there are in denial, or maybe as yet have not "come out of the closet".
Don`t forget fellow "Mingers" this club is for YOU, with no prejudices, victimisation or ridicule.
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"Can we form a club ..... Mingers United?
Of course the uniform would have to be red or blue lol
Count us in please its about time us "mingers" had somewhere to hide lol
xxxxOnly if we can have sexy little top with MINGERS ARE US , lol BIG LETTERS .. when we club meet other mingers we know same club as us. Just have to be very very sexy and low cut and short SO we stand out ."
CLIQUE!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"They become a minger by association
a minger klinger perhaps? "
Sounds perfect solution.
PS. Just ignore the previous poster, as we all know she suffers from "delusions of grandure". |
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"Can we form a club ..... Mingers United?
Of course the uniform would have to be red or blue lol
Count us in please its about time us "mingers" had somewhere to hide lol
xxxxOnly if we can have sexy little top with MINGERS ARE US , lol BIG LETTERS .. when we club meet other mingers we know same club as us. Just have to be very very sexy and low cut and short SO we stand out .
CLIQUE!!! "
*hmmppfff* one of those bleedin' gawjus brigade |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is a brilliant idea !
Sadly, as out user name states, we are "Gruesome" & rather than form a splinter group could we join (pretty please)?
We promise to be covered head-to-toe for all daylight social/meets.
If you reject us (sob), we'll have to form a fetish group..... |
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"This is a brilliant idea !
Sadly, as out user name states, we are "Gruesome" & rather than form a splinter group could we join (pretty please)?
We promise to be covered head-to-toe for all daylight social/meets.
If you reject us (sob), we'll have to form a fetish group....."
Weeeelllll, I think we should let them in.
Your not 'professional' though are you?? |
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"woohoo finally a clique oops i mean club for meeee yayyy but can i ask do u give out associate memberships to non mingers if they are spouses of true mingers or is temp barred ? Lol "
Apparently they are allowed under the 'clinger minger' ruling... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is a brilliant idea !
Sadly, as out user name states, we are "Gruesome" & rather than form a splinter group could we join (pretty please)?
We promise to be covered head-to-toe for all daylight social/meets.
If you reject us (sob), we'll have to form a fetish group.....
Weeeelllll, I think we should let them in.
Your not 'professional' though are you?? "
We were but since the circus has closed our tent, I guess we should remove that tag but we shall have our memories forever or until the next case of Rioja... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What`s happened? I go away for a month (big game minger hunting) and on my return I find "The Club" has been totally neglected.
Now, I`m not about to finger the minger swingers resposible for this unforgivable lapse (as you both know who you are).
If there are no "genuine mingers" out there to carry the burden of our affictions, and keep the flag flying, I will have no other option but to pass a motion to suspend all further activities untill further notice.
Yours.
Gander, DVP (Deputy Vice President).
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As a result of recent revelations in the forums, we feel its time to re-open the "Minger" clique errr club for all those who feel rejected by other "elitst" cli....... clubs.
Don`t despair we welcome with open arms (or legs) all forms of afflictions and tastes.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where's my membership card, been waiting months
You don`t have membership cards, just hang a wee bell around your neck. "
You wouldn't hear it under the shroud though. |
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