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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm a taxi driver and work lots. I noticed people read my message but don't reply. I am looking for couples fun and games and possibly with a single woman. I am very naughty. I have whatsapp and I will answer any questions honestly and I have pics on request |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok some questions....
Have you ever had anyone famous in the back of your cab...?
Has anyone ever left a kebab on your back seat..?
Have got seat covers and if so what colour are they... and do you have anything hanging from your rear-view mirror and that includes air-fresheners and if so... what fragrance....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok some questions....
Have you ever had anyone famous in the back of your cab...?
Has anyone ever left a kebab on your back seat..?
Have got seat covers and if so what colour are they... and do you have anything hanging from your rear-view mirror and that includes air-fresheners and if so... what fragrance....
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pissed myself....! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I please ask whether you get out of your taxi to open the boot and the door? Do you talk a lot to your customers? Do you keep the radio on and, if so, tuned to which station? So many questions. Oh, and why can you not accommodate? |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Do you think people may be more interested in seeing what you look like before meeting you? If you are worried about people recognising you, then don't upload a pic of the back of your head.
Also, been busy? What time do you finish? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you do meets in your taxi?
Have you ever gone to pick up a meet in your taxi only to find she has another meet?
Do you have a waving chinese cat?
Do you have a bejewelled tissue box (apparently they are 'de rigeur')? If so where did you get it.
Do you charge more for meets after midnight? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oo'er........ do your adjust your tariff inline with fluctuating fuel pricing,,,
I mean c'mon.....do-ya... eh!...
and what's the biggest tip you've ever had...
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Have you met Gazza?
Are YOU Gazza in disguise?
Do you use Brut33? Did you get some on Christmas. Did you use it on the 25th?*
I'm getting mischievous...
Well I was born in the year of the Monkey...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!  
*Google Youtube Gazza brut33 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Are you the annoying drivers who have heating on full in summer and windows open in winter?
Do you help load and unload shopping or just sit there and watch?
Do you always wear your sear belt?
( I've seen no end of drivers no wearing them)
Do you always use quickest route or take the long way?
What is your shoe size?
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So when you get a £10 bank note for a 7 quid late night fare, and the note is from
*Northern Island
*Channel Island
*Isle of Man
or a really exotic one from ...( dare I say)...
*Scotland
Do you take the note and give them the change?
And...If you give them change do you give them coins in
*Euros
*US cents
*Turkish currency
and hope they don't mind?
*Delete/choose currency where necessary....
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Do you tip your hat when you get a tip?
Or are you too busy scraping your palm to see if the currency is fake... or dare I say... foreign coins....?
I'd better get off this site, or else people will think I have too much time on my hands... and too many questions...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If a customer dropped a really stinky fart would you mention it or simply open the window a smidgen and say nothing....?
Same question only this time you're the one dropping the fart... ? .. |
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"Do you tip your hat when you get a tip?
Or are you too busy scraping your palm to see if the currency is fake... or dare I say... foreign coins....?
I'd better get off this site, or else people will think I have too much time on my hands... and too many questions... "
Did you ever get a bank note from Gilbratar? Now that is an exotic banknote....I’ve never seen one...
I met a woman from Luxembourg once. I said that I never met anyone from Luxembourg. She said that what everyone says....Have you met anyone from Luxembourg? I only ask because taxi drivers meet so many different people...much more than me in my humble opinion. They are much more travelled than me. The amount of miles they put in one day would make my eyes water just thinking about it if I walked the same distance.
Have you ever tried walking the same distance you’ve driven?
Yeah, I’m back. I was told to stop teasing people and get back to my laptop....
I’m bored.... and yes...Wyrdwoman...I’m Eeevil....
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"Ah but,,,,,,,,apparently Iceland do a 9 pack of McVitie's Taxi Milk Chocolate Caramel Wafers for a pound...... I pound I tell ya...... a pound....
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Ah...Soxy.. this gives rise to another question....
So do you nibble on a taxi bar like a pro, or do you go for the big boy stuff and chomp on a massive Yorkie bar?
I'm just asking....
So many questions..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ah but,,,,,,,,apparently Iceland do a 9 pack of McVitie's Taxi Milk Chocolate Caramel Wafers for a pound...... I pound I tell ya...... a pound....
Ah...Soxy.. this gives rise to another question....
So do you nibble on a taxi bar like a pro, or do you go for the big boy stuff and chomp on a massive Yorkie bar?
I'm just asking....
So many questions....."
When it comes to budget confectionary......my preference is always the humble penguin bar...... simply because of it's ability to deliver an orgasmic experience when used as a straw for drinking hot tea........ |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ah but,,,,,,,,apparently Iceland do a 9 pack of McVitie's Taxi Milk Chocolate Caramel Wafers for a pound...... I pound I tell ya...... a pound....
Ah...Soxy.. this gives rise to another question....
So do you nibble on a taxi bar like a pro, or do you go for the big boy stuff and chomp on a massive Yorkie bar?
I'm just asking....
So many questions.....
When it comes to budget confectionary......my preference is always the humble penguin bar...... simply because of it's ability to deliver an orgasmic experience when used as a straw for drinking hot tea........ "
Omg I love doing that lol its even better with white chocolate fingers x |
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