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I've lost my bastard phone...

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By *iamondjoe OP Man over a year ago

Glastonbury

...someone call me

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Call you what?

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By *iamondjoe OP Man over a year ago

Glastonbury

...or at least gimme some suggestions as to where to look...

It's bloody round here somewhere...

*mutters*

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Diamondjoe are you there?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just be happy that it's gone and enjoy your time without it.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bastard, I bet it's a plot by ukip, to suggest that it's the government's immigration policy that has resulted in your phone seeking domicile in Barbados or Jersey.

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By *iamondjoe OP Man over a year ago

Glastonbury

This is starting to annoy me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I bet its in the bog

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Try under your bed covers or pillow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just rang you.

It went to voicemail

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Look in the freezer

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I just called to say I love you!

sorry, got that tune in my head now

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By *iamondjoe OP Man over a year ago

Glastonbury

See, this is one of those games that the missus is very good at.

She'll come home and go, duh, it was right under your nose all along!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lost iPhone...can't do anymore top trump cards!

Nice call

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

I called my son to tell him I couldn't find my phone using my erm phone!

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By *iamondjoe OP Man over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Lost iPhone...can't do anymore top trump cards!

Nice call

I don;t have an Iphone and I'm not making them on there

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By *iamondjoe OP Man over a year ago

Glastonbury

Crisis averted

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

where was it

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"where was it"

The last place he looked

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By *iamondjoe OP Man over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'm embarrassed to say. T'was bizarre. I have no idea how it ended up in the sink of the downstairs loo.

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Psychologists have found that if you say the thing you're looking for over and over again it's focuses the mind and you find it quicker...

I'm going to test this theory....

"Pictures of boobs in my inbox, Pictures of boobs in my inbox... Pictures of boobs in my inbox.."

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By *iamondjoe OP Man over a year ago

Glastonbury

You'd be frankly surprised what's on there. It needs a good scrubbing :/

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By *iamondjoe OP Man over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I bet its in the bog

You were right n' all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It got there because you put it there after you finished your morning poo,which you had whilst reading the forums. You needed your hands to wipe your bum and didn't wash them after,hence leaving said phone in the sink next to the toilet. Now go and wash your hands.

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By *iamondjoe OP Man over a year ago

Glastonbury

I would have use the upstairs toilet/bathroom for my ablutions

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would have use the upstairs toilet/bathroom for my ablutions"

Your missus thought she would play a little game with you and put it there.

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By *iamondjoe OP Man over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I would have use the upstairs toilet/bathroom for my ablutions