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D*unken texts - what's the worst you've sent?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Guys help me out!

I'm terrible for waking up after a night out, looking at my 'sent messages' and recoiling in horror at the sheer filth I've sent to various guys I've been seeing at the time. It obviously doesn't bother me enough to drink any less, clearly!

This morning was no exception....

I'm currently suffering from drinker's remorse, so can anyone recall a particularly cringing text either sent or received?

Mine was along the lines of wanting to be fucked in 'all holes'. I need locking up! Fuck!

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By *entaur_UKMan over a year ago

Cannock

"Guys help me out!

This morning was no exception....

I'm currently suffering from drinker's remorse, so can anyone recall a particularly cringing text either sent or received?

Mine was along the lines of wanting to be fucked in 'all holes'. I need locking up! Fuck! "

Can I give you my phone number.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have never sent a d*unk text. I tend to tell people I'm going to be drinking then I put my phone away and forget about it.

Not very helpful, sorry.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Guys help me out!

This morning was no exception....

I'm currently suffering from drinker's remorse, so can anyone recall a particularly cringing text either sent or received?

Mine was along the lines of wanting to be fucked in 'all holes'. I need locking up! Fuck!

Can I give you my phone number.

Hahaha I honestly wouldn't want to subject you to it!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Text someone saying I wanted his babies

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

I wasn't d*unk but it was new years eve and i sent my best friend a gushing text about how much she ment to me bla bla and that I loved her. When I looked I'd sent it to my ex husband

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have never sent a d*unk text. I tend to tell people I'm going to be drinking then I put my phone away and forget about it.

Not very helpful, sorry.

-Courtney "

Very sensible! I wish I could forget about my phone on a night out but tend to get insatiably horny after one glass of wine nowadays!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Text someone saying I wanted his babies

Oh my god!! Hahahaha

What was his response?!

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By *rishman75Man over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

I told my best friend I loved her and she gave me so much abuse about the text we haven't spoken in over a week and she won't answer my calls

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Text someone saying I wanted his babies

Oh my god!! Hahahaha

What was his response?! "

Don't know never heard from him again

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I wasn't d*unk but it was new years eve and i sent my best friend a gushing text about how much she ment to me bla bla and that I loved her. When I looked I'd sent it to my ex husband

Hahaha!!!

Did he take it well?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I wasn't d*unk but it was new years eve and i sent my best friend a gushing text about how much she ment to me bla bla and that I loved her. When I looked I'd sent it to my ex husband

Hahaha!!!

Did he take it well?"
he did, I died a death lol

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I don't think I've ever sent an embarrassing d*unk text.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh I used to do this all the time in my early 20's..my mobile should of come with a breathalyser

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I told my best friend I loved her and she gave me so much abuse about the text we haven't spoken in over a week and she won't answer my calls

Oh no. I hope things work out for you. Might have been a bit of a shock for her, so give her a few days while the dust settles? Better out than in though, I say.

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By *manda63Woman over a year ago

Southampton

I d*unk text a guy from here a couple of years ago on a night out with a friend, inviting him to come to the pub we were at, then we moved on, friend was not too impressed with me. It didnt end well. It wasnt a fair thing to do to him, as he was a very nice guy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My d*unken txt would be all predictive and would probably be asking if the weather is nice in Blackpool

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ah that's nothing, I whatsapp'd my manager a pic of my tits, which were meant for someone else

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Text someone saying I wanted his babies

Oh my god!! Hahahaha

What was his response?!

Don't know never heard from him again

Jesus! Haha.

I suspect this will be the case for me too!

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By *radleyandRavenCouple over a year ago

Herts

Not a d*unk text but I am guilty of accidently sending a dirty text to my boss!

- Amy. x

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Ah that's nothing, I whatsapp'd my manager a pic of my tits, which were meant for someone else

Oh my goodness. I'd have died on the spot.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can get an app called 'd*unk mode'. It's stops you sending any dodgy texts, saved me many times

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I sent a d*unking text to my youngest son writing in detail what I wanted him to do to me

It was ment for an ex who had the same name as my son

Talk about being motified

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh I used to do this all the time in my early 20's..my mobile should of come with a breathalyser

I should really have outgrown this by now, I know! I'm getting worse if anything!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ah that's nothing, I whatsapp'd my manager a pic of my tits, which were meant for someone else

Were you promoted?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh I used to do this all the time in my early 20's..my mobile should of come with a breathalyser

I should really have outgrown this by now, I know! I'm getting worse if anything!

I didn't out grow it... I started losing phones

.. And then stopped drinking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ah that's nothing, I whatsapp'd my manager a pic of my tits, which were meant for someone else

Oh my goodness. I'd have died on the spot."

Yeah, it was a rather interesting team meeting on the following Monday!!

Funnily enough it's become rather tame compared to some of his antics

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I sent a d*unking text to my youngest son writing in detail what I wanted him to do to me

It was ment for an ex who had the same name as my son

Talk about being motified "

Oh my God

.. I've just inwardly cringed for you... How did you cope!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I sent a d*unking text to my youngest son writing in detail what I wanted him to do to me

It was ment for an ex who had the same name as my son

Talk about being motified "

Dear God. Ok I feel better!

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By *rishman75Man over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

"I told my best friend I loved her and she gave me so much abuse about the text we haven't spoken in over a week and she won't answer my calls

Oh no. I hope things work out for you. Might have been a bit of a shock for her, so give her a few days while the dust settles?

Better out than in though, I say."
if I don't hear from her ill take it is finished between us

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not a d*unk text but I am guilty of accidently sending a dirty text to my boss!

- Amy. x"

Does he ever reply? It's ok if you get a response. I find it borderline insulting if someone doesn't appreciate the filth I've come up with haha

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By *entaur_UKMan over a year ago

Cannock

Last d*unk text I sent read something like....

Dio anti mewrt vor a fcujkkk? ????

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You can get an app called 'd*unk mode'. It's stops you sending any dodgy texts, saved me many times

Downloading now! Ta!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I tend to send boots calls

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thankfully, I never sent one.

Regretfully, I've never received one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh I used to do this all the time in my early 20's..my mobile should of come with a breathalyser

I should really have outgrown this by now, I know! I'm getting worse if anything!

I didn't out grow it... I started losing phones

.. And then stopped drinking

Well I've started losing phones...!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I once sent a very detailed text intended for a guy I was seeing accidentally to my sister. She still has it on her phone and uses it to bribe me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Last d*unk text I sent read something like....

Dio anti mewrt vor a fcujkkk? ????"

I think I'd prefer mine to make no sense!

Sadly they do - they're all just a little weird and spelled correctly! I can never remember what I've sent until I see it in the phone or I've also developed a habit of deleting after sending, which means I can't damage control! Ha!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I sent a d*unking text to my youngest son writing in detail what I wanted him to do to me

It was ment for an ex who had the same name as my son

Talk about being motified

Oh my God

.. I've just inwardly cringed for you... How did you cope!? "

I was a coward and ignored his texts and calls when I realised that id sent it to him

Then I just thought ive got to face him so I did and he just said should. You really be having sex at your age and laughed.

I just Said sorry you had tu see that son I still feel sick when I think about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thankfully, I never sent one.

Regretfully, I've never received one."

You haven't lived!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I sent a d*unking text to my youngest son writing in detail what I wanted him to do to me

It was ment for an ex who had the same name as my son

Talk about being motified

Oh my God

.. I've just inwardly cringed for you... How did you cope!?

I was a coward and ignored his texts and calls when I realised that id sent it to him

Then I just thought ive got to face him so I did and he just said should. You really be having sex at your age and laughed.

I just Said sorry you had tu see that son I still feel sick when I think about it"

Poor you.. At least he laughed it off

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I used to send dirty texts every Friday night to a work colleague who sat opposite me in the office.

Mostly they were about anal sex and wanting to 'destroy' him.

Every Monday morning I'd have to walk in, dying inside! What fun!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not too bad for texts, I just drop my phone a lot (especially in toilets) and then cry! Rach xx

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

I'm not for sending d*unken texts..

However, this thread has caused me to look at the OPs profile..its depresing because she seems to think she is an "older woman" and she is exactly the same age as me and I consider myself to be at least cluching on grimly to "youthful"...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I once received a voice message on whatsapp from someone o had only been talking to briefly. I was of her shagging someone. She was so apologetic afterwards. Was hilarious.

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By *enny79TV/TS over a year ago

chesterfield

My text was cant wait to see u been a while since I fucked u senseless and ur not going to b able to sit down for a week ...... Was supposed to b sent to my gf at the time actually got sent to my sister oooooopppppppsssssss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

About 5 years ago I sent a d*unken, very gossipy text to the person I was talking about instead of to my friend. She found out within minutes who had sent the text and totally slaughtered me in a message.

About 2 weeks ago she moved 6 doors away from me ;-(

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I'm not for sending d*unken texts..

30's is still young.

Even I'm only "getting old". I'm not there yet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I sent a d*unking text to my youngest son writing in detail what I wanted him to do to me

It was ment for an ex who had the same name as my son

Talk about being motified

Oh my God

.. I've just inwardly cringed for you... How did you cope!?

I was a coward and ignored his texts and calls when I realised that id sent it to him

Then I just thought ive got to face him so I did and he just said should. You really be having sex at your age and laughed.

I just Said sorry you had tu see that son I still feel sick when I think about it

Poor you.. At least he laughed it off "

I know thank God

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I d*unkenly sent a text to a young guy who worked in my local shop...I woke up the next day to find I'd text him telling him to come and f**k me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I too get ridiculously horny when I have had a few drinks... I have a very bad habit of taking and sending tit pics

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

I have never sent a d*unken text.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm not for sending d*unken texts..

Well I am older than the people I want to meet! I'm not 'old' as such.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"About 5 years ago I sent a d*unken, very gossipy text to the person I was talking about instead of to my friend. She found out within minutes who had sent the text and totally slaughtered me in a message.

About 2 weeks ago she moved 6 doors away from me ;-("

Oh no!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I too get ridiculously horny when I have had a few drinks... I have a very bad habit of taking and sending tit pics

Not just me then...phew!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ah that's nothing, I whatsapp'd my manager a pic of my tits, which were meant for someone else

Lucky manager, your tits are awesome!! X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I read d*unken texts in the morning. I think thank fuck I was that d*unk and it is just a load of random letters and numbers lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When I read d*unken texts in the morning. I think thank fuck I was that d*unk and it is just a load of random letters and numbers lol x"

I wish I was the type to send those...Instead of overly graphic and relentless.

Bloody sex pesting freak! Haha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I d*unkenly sent a text to a young guy who worked in my local shop...I woke up the next day to find I'd text him telling him to come and f**k me!

And did he?!

I mistakenly sent something similar to a work client a few years ago, with my postcode and house number kindly attached to the message.

Still get hounded by him even now. Not interested and never was!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When I read d*unken texts in the morning. I think thank fuck I was that d*unk and it is just a load of random letters and numbers lol x

I wish I was the type to send those...Instead of overly graphic and relentless.

Bloody sex pesting freak! Haha."

Hahaha or I'll get a call in the morning asking what I wanted at 4am when I called them lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When I read d*unken texts in the morning. I think thank fuck I was that d*unk and it is just a load of random letters and numbers lol x

I wish I was the type to send those...Instead of overly graphic and relentless.

Bloody sex pesting freak! Haha.

Hahaha or I'll get a call in the morning asking what I wanted at 4am when I called them lol x"

Ah, I wish I called people - instead of leaving a written trail all the time. I think I've just resigned myself to the fact that my life is just a pitiful series of one embarrassing incident after another!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ah that's nothing, I whatsapp'd my manager a pic of my tits, which were meant for someone else

Lucky manager, they're gorgeous x

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

The worst I ever did was stone cold sober. A particularly misjudged and explicit txt to the wrong Nick.

I was literally hopping around the office trying to work out how to recall when a message came back:

"Hi [Joe], thanks for the offer but I'm a little busy cleaning the car this afternoon."

Ohhh shit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'you wouldn't say that if my tongue was in your ass!'...sent by mistake to my flatmate..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sent my bank manager at midnight

Please come over and fuck my ass

Was meant for hubby (same 1st name)

He replied to say it's not a service the bank offers, and presumed I sent by mistake

Six months later I wanted bank manager to lick my pussy in a text

He replied - lol again

I've now put a Z in front of his name

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

LOL

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By *opsy RogersWoman over a year ago

London

I don't drink now but when I did, mobiles weren't invented.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well after several d*unken texts and shameless behaviour on nights out I finally realised a couple of years ago me and alcohol just don't mix. I don't drink on nights out anymore (although a night out is very rare these days) and find I'm still the first and last one dancing. Could be worth a try perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I did tell a woman I was dating what I was going to do her graffically over an upcoming weekend and woke the next morning to so many piss take message off my kids as I'd sent it to my daughter.

They still wind me up.

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

"I tend to send boots calls

I have never had one

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By *ost SockMan over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"I don't drink now but when I did, mobiles weren't invented."

I don't either anymore. I kinda miss the silly stuff that happens, but this thread does make me glad I don't.

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

Tbh I use to call a friend when I was d*unk normally when I was on holiday and she was back in the U.K.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My mate was d*unk and sent a pic of his dick to his girlfriends mum

By mistake,her brothers wernt happy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Few years ago I got really smashed on Pernod and black currants. Sent a dirty poem to who I thought was the guy I'd met in the bar.

Turned out I'd sent it to my dad instead.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I once sent a picture to a customer of my cock that had just cum with jizz on my stomach.. She had just lost her baby..

Same name as my ex... whoops

I was suicidal lol...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sent a dirty message to what I thought was a fuck buddy only too find out the next morning it was the teacher of my little girl at the school!!! To say I was mortified is an understatement. Thankfully it was just along the lines can i cum along for a nightcap and no pic thank God!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I couldn't possibly love you guys more than I do right now.

This thread is the medicine I needed. I d*unk text habitually. I've no shame anymore.

It's the d*unk fabbing that isn't clever. My standards drop by 3 miles south after a rum or 10 and I wake up in the morning to find just what I've agreed to

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By *ungManc30Man over a year ago

Manchester

It shame you didn't have my number cz I would of been right there lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To my mother-in-law to tell her what I thought of her son and that I was going to take the biggest cock I could find that night

Her response; we all love you, come for drinks tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To my mother-in-law to tell her what I thought of her son and that I was going to take the biggest cock I could find that night

Her response; we all love you, come for drinks tomorrow.

Utterly brilliant

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

Funny as fook

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Text in haste, repent at leisure

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sent my bank manager at midnight

Please come over and fuck my ass

Was meant for hubby (same 1st name)

He replied to say it's not a service the bank offers, and presumed I sent by mistake

Six months later I wanted bank manager to lick my pussy in a text

He replied - lol again

I've now put a Z in front of his name "

Oh my God, I'm crying with laughter at this!! Exactly the shit I do on a weekly basis.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

I know. This thread's great and makes me feel much better about my own slip up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well after several d*unken texts and shameless behaviour on nights out I finally realised a couple of years ago me and alcohol just don't mix. I don't drink on nights out anymore (although a night out is very rare these days) and find I'm still the first and last one dancing. Could be worth a try perhaps?

You're right. I shouldn't drink as occasionally I've pushed away people I've cared about...but still choose to. I love wine too much.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Few years ago I got really smashed on Pernod and black currants. Sent a dirty poem to who I thought was the guy I'd met in the bar.

Turned out I'd sent it to my dad instead."

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sent a dirty message to what I thought was a fuck buddy only too find out the next morning it was the teacher of my little girl at the school!!! To say I was mortified is an understatement. Thankfully it was just along the lines can i cum along for a nightcap and no pic thank God!! "

Any response?! Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I once sent a picture to a customer of my cock that had just cum with jizz on my stomach.. She had just lost her baby..

Same name as my ex... whoops

I was suicidal lol..."

Christ!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I know. This thread's great and makes me feel much better about my own slip up.

Same here. I sent another last night - a pic of my bits saying 'wish you were here'. Woke up mortified today. Have now deleted the poor lad's number, obviously!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Few years ago I sent a text thanking a female friend for a favour.

Instead of writing " I'd like to thank you for that " I wrote " I'd like to fuck you for that "

Awkward.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I couldn't possibly love you guys more than I do right now.

This thread is the medicine I needed. I d*unk text habitually. I've no shame anymore.

It's the d*unk fabbing that isn't clever. My standards drop by 3 miles south after a rum or 10 and I wake up in the morning to find just what I've agreed to

Maybe we should d*unk text each other, thus sparing the entire male race!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"To my mother-in-law to tell her what I thought of her son and that I was going to take the biggest cock I could find that night

Her response; we all love you, come for drinks tomorrow.

Comedy gold

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Few years ago I sent a text thanking a female friend for a favour.

Instead of writing " I'd like to thank you for that " I wrote " I'd like to fuck you for that "

Awkward."

Generous!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've outgrown this now well most the time!

But messaging my sister instead of my girlfriend now ex about How im going to fuck her ass when I get home still comes up whenever I take the piss out of my sister as her come back.

I've also told my female friend that I was in love with her

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've outgrown this now well most the time!

But messaging my sister instead of my girlfriend now ex about How im going to fuck her ass when I get home still comes up whenever I take the piss out of my sister as her come back.

I've also told my female friend that I was in love with her"

Jesus. How did that go down? I get carried away with my emotions after a bottle of vino. Chat absolute bollocks sometimes! Scared away many! Haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've outgrown this now well most the time!

But messaging my sister instead of my girlfriend now ex about How im going to fuck her ass when I get home still comes up whenever I take the piss out of my sister as her come back.

I've also told my female friend that I was in love with her

Jesus. How did that go down? I get carried away with my emotions after a bottle of vino. Chat absolute bollocks sometimes! Scared away many! Haha"

Not to bad she knew it anyway still good friends but never got together

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