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over a year ago
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Why do men wash there hands after going to wee. Talking bout wee not the other.You should wash hands before you handle the tool, as hands been touching money other things all day. Then touch, your precious tool.If had a shower etc,it is clean anyway. Its hands that are dirty so wash hands before,an after  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your Mum taught you well "
My mum taught me by numbers
1 , take down zip
2 , take out willie
3 , pull skin back
4 , do pee
5 , shake twice
6 , pull skin forward
7 , put away
8 , wash hands
9 , flush
mind she got a fright the day she heard me in the bathroom saying 3,6,3,6,3,6,3,6 ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Your Mum taught you well
My mum taught me by numbers
1 , take down zip
2 , take out willie
3 , pull skin back
4 , do pee
5 , shake twice
6 , pull skin forward
7 , put away
8 , wash hands
9 , flush
mind she got a fright the day she heard me in the bathroom saying 3,6,3,6,3,6,3,6 ! "
lmfao........  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has to be better than a ginger root up his arse and some vicks down his japs eye.  Ginger root up the bottom is actually quite pleasant  "
I'll bow to your superior knowledge on that one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do men wash there hands after going to wee. Talking bout wee not the other.You should wash hands before you handle the tool, as hands been touching money other things all day. Then touch, your precious tool.If had a shower etc,it is clean anyway. Its hands that are dirty so wash hands before,an after "
awww that's lovely. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I always wash my hands but I use my sleeve to open the door afterwards cause so many of the dirty fookers I work with seem to forget to do it!  "
ha ha when I am out I wash the tap head if I have to touch it before I turn it off. wierd eh? |
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"I always wash my hands but I use my sleeve to open the door afterwards cause so many of the dirty fookers I work with seem to forget to do it!
ha ha when I am out I wash the tap head if I have to touch it before I turn it off. wierd eh?"
thats funny.. i wash my hands leave them wet until im out of the toilet and dry them on my jeans.. even more wierd x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I always wash my hands but I use my sleeve to open the door afterwards cause so many of the dirty fookers I work with seem to forget to do it!
ha ha when I am out I wash the tap head if I have to touch it before I turn it off. wierd eh?
thats funny.. i wash my hands leave them wet until im out of the toilet and dry them on my jeans.. even more wierd x"
I do that too, if there's no paper towels. Can't be faffed with those blow jobs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I know someone that rubbed chilli's on their valve caps on their car wheels because they kept getting stolen outside her house. After she rubbed chilli's on them, that set got stolen but no more after that! Haha. Result! x |
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"Chilli balls can't be very nice!
they give me a numb mouth
Ive smeared crushed chilli round a guys arse lol
Prefer wasabi myself! now thats just sadistic "
Nah...foreplay! Sadistic is shaving the balls, having brandy in your mouth and sucking them into your mouth then smearing wasabi around the arse!
Hmmmm...they usually buck and groan a lot, but hey, nothing a cock gag and good restraints can't take care off! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Chilli balls can't be very nice!
they give me a numb mouth
Ive smeared crushed chilli round a guys arse lol
Prefer wasabi myself! now thats just sadistic
Nah...foreplay! Sadistic is shaving the balls, having brandy in your mouth and sucking them into your mouth then smearing wasabi around the arse!
Hmmmm...they usually buck and groan a lot, but hey, nothing a cock gag and good restraints can't take care off! "
if the brandy is iced then even better
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why do men wash there hands after going to wee. Talking bout wee not the other.You should wash hands before you handle the tool, as hands been touching money other things all day. Then touch, your precious tool.If had a shower etc,it is clean anyway. Its hands that are dirty so wash hands before,an after "
you sound just like my mum and it still haunts me but good advice. |
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