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Was taking a woman doggy ways hard and fast when she farted, she turned round all giggly playfully slapping my side as if it was me that farted, I just pulled her back in to position and started taking her again (always the hero lol) |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
I have been known to reverse up to my husband and fart on him. I also sit on his knee and do it sometimes - he says it rattles his man buts I think it is very funny but I haven't done it during sex - I do have some decorum  |
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To be aroused by the act of farting is called eproctophilia. We'll add that to our lists of no no's along with pee and poo.
However, I have accidently farted in my hubby's face as he brought me to orgasm with some very pleasant licking  He wasn't laughing to begin with but soon started laughing due to my uncontrollable giggling! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To be aroused by the act of farting is called eproctophilia. We'll add that to our lists of no no's along with pee and poo.
However, I have accidently farted in my hubby's face as he brought me to orgasm with some very pleasant licking He wasn't laughing to begin with but soon started laughing due to my uncontrollable giggling!"
I did this with an ex! It was only the second or third time we had slept together but was funny!! |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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I remember being in a chat room once and the conversation went on for about half hour with women saying how they have all rattled balls at one time or another, they all laughed when doing it then farted a bit more while laughing |
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By *van ArdenMan
over a year ago
Coleford, Forest of Dean, Gloucestershire. |
That's really gross. Unless of course it's a fanny fart. That's perfectly acceptable.
Anything that gives off the aroma of methane or hydrogen sulphide during playful fun is no go territory for yours truely.
Yuk. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My farts don't smell. I still don't know why.
No doubt your shit don't smell either "
Nope,funny enough my granddaughter said that to me this evening when we were talking about farting  |
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"Has this happened to anyone here before and how did u both react, I imagine it would tickle a little bit ??"
I wish...
About 16 years ago I started seeing this guy...things developed slowly (if I knew then what I knew now...) and we eventually made arrangements for our 'fist time'... we didn't even make it up to the bedroom, just got down & dirty on the front room floor! I was really giving it some, squeezing my foof muscles as hard as I could to try and make it nice and tight for him, but I ended up squeezing so hard that I accidentally let rip with the loudest, most ground-shaking, ball-blowing fart I had ever done, before or since. He screamed in pain (that'll give you some idea of how forceful it was!), I screamed with a mixture of laughter and shame, and neither of us came... :* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Has this happened to anyone here before and how did u both react, I imagine it would tickle a little bit ??
I wish...
About 16 years ago I started seeing this guy...things developed slowly (if I knew then what I knew now...) and we eventually made arrangements for our 'fist time'... we didn't even make it up to the bedroom, just got down & dirty on the front room floor! I was really giving it some, squeezing my foof muscles as hard as I could to try and make it nice and tight for him, but I ended up squeezing so hard that I accidentally let rip with the loudest, most ground-shaking, ball-blowing fart I had ever done, before or since. He screamed in pain (that'll give you some idea of how forceful it was!), I screamed with a mixture of laughter and shame, and neither of us came... :* "
Haha was like a little pooem. Was an awesome story tho |
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"Has this happened to anyone here before and how did u both react, I imagine it would tickle a little bit ??
I wish...
About 16 years ago I started seeing this guy...things developed slowly (if I knew then what I knew now...) and we eventually made arrangements for our 'fist time'... we didn't even make it up to the bedroom, just got down & dirty on the front room floor! I was really giving it some, squeezing my foof muscles as hard as I could to try and make it nice and tight for him, but I ended up squeezing so hard that I accidentally let rip with the loudest, most ground-shaking, ball-blowing fart I had ever done, before or since. He screamed in pain (that'll give you some idea of how forceful it was!), I screamed with a mixture of laughter and shame, and neither of us came... :*
Haha was like a little pooem. Was an awesome story tho"
All true my dear, though I wish it wasn't! But we're still friends to this day, so it's all good |
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