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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple over a year ago

Derbyshire

Can I just point out that violets are actually purple, or even 'violet'.

Now try finishing that effin rhyme

(I'm not sure even 'mauve' helps, apart from, tenuously, 'betrothe'?)

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

picky lol xx

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

surely that's the curse of the pedantic, not OCD??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I just point out that violets are actually purple, or even 'violet'.

Now try finishing that effin rhyme

(I'm not sure even 'mauve' helps, apart from, tenuously, 'betrothe'?)

Mr ddc"

Poems don't have to rhyme

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are voilet

I've got some new toys

Want to be my test pilot?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One got cdo, its like ocd but in the right order as it should be

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Roses are red

Violets are voilet

I've got some new toys

Want to be my test pilot? "

Gosh, TT, I didn't know you felt that way about me

(I'm REALLY hoping it's Scalextric though..

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can get violets that are white....there may be more rhyming options with those

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are purple

Get into my car

And stroke my non-existent turtle

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Roses are red

Forget the violets and strip

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple over a year ago

Derbyshire

"You can get violets that are white....there may be more rhyming options with those

Get out of here - I've seen My Fair Lady, proper violets are definitely purple (and are always accompanied by someone humming "On the Street Where You Live"

You do realise that the longer this thread continues, the more chance there is that I'll end up making an ill-considered crack about 'pansies'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

African violets can be yellow, pink, purple, blue, white, white/pink, white/red, amongst other colours... hope this clears things up for the OP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are whatever the fuck they are

I've got a knife

Get in the van

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Roses are Red

Violets are Purple

Granny's are grey cos she didn't use Persil.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

Violets are whatever the fuck they are

I've got a knife

Get in the van"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Violets are purple

Roses are Red

May valentines bring you a huge cock in your bed.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple over a year ago

Derbyshire

"African violets can be yellow, pink, purple, blue, white, white/pink, white/red, amongst other colours... hope this clears things up for the OP

I can rhyme 'yella' with 'fella', or mellow, 'pink/stink/wink', and 'white/might/fight' but now 'African violets' won't scan

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By *ighland_RoseCouple over a year ago

Brigadoon

Roses are red

Violets are purple

I'd better get flowers

Or I'll make you hurple!

You can always rely on old Scots for a good word

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