Yesterday in Sainsburys I saw a card with the following on the front
"Happy Valentines, Husband"
Now, bearing in mind the idea is to be anonymous, how many wives must a man have before he's unsure who sent him the card? 
(Apparently polygamy is illegal, the penalty is multiple mothers-in-law)
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"I'd find it more weirder if it said "Happy Valentine's Wife".
Everyone knows that men don't buy cards. "
I'm rather hoping Mrs ddc will pass me something to sign like with most cards.
Though why she hasn't learnt my signature by now I don't know...
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"I'd find it more weirder if it said "Happy Valentine's Wife".
Everyone knows that men don't buy cards.
I'm rather hoping Mrs ddc will pass me something to sign like with most cards.
Though why she hasn't learnt my signature by now I don't know...
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You might think I'm a tad long suffering. But my poor colleague's wife has to put up with being given the same card every year ("I paid good money for that")
Anonymity?
More like, romance?
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Well, I've hunted high and low amongst the "for my lovely boyfriend" "to my amazing husband" and "my darling fiancé" cards. I can't find a single "to my mind blowingly filthy fuck buddy" card anywhere. Heh Ho. |
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"Well, I've hunted high and low amongst the "for my lovely boyfriend" "to my amazing husband" and "my darling fiancé" cards. I can't find a single "to my mind blowingly filthy fuck buddy" card anywhere. Heh Ho. "
I think they keep those under the counter so as not to give the old colonel a coronary. You have to go up and ask the young lad at customer services for them....
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"Well, I've hunted high and low amongst the "for my lovely boyfriend" "to my amazing husband" and "my darling fiancé" cards. I can't find a single "to my mind blowingly filthy fuck buddy" card anywhere. Heh Ho. "
that's what moon pig is for lol
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"Well, I've hunted high and low amongst the "for my lovely boyfriend" "to my amazing husband" and "my darling fiancé" cards. I can't find a single "to my mind blowingly filthy fuck buddy" card anywhere. Heh Ho. "
If you look at Juicy Lucy Designs they have some naughty ones.
There's another company called Coffee Stain Cards... they also have naughty ones.
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"Well, I've hunted high and low amongst the "for my lovely boyfriend" "to my amazing husband" and "my darling fiancé" cards. I can't find a single "to my mind blowingly filthy fuck buddy" card anywhere. Heh Ho.
If you look at Juicy Lucy Designs they have some naughty ones.
There's another company called Coffee Stain Cards... they also have naughty ones.
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"I'd find it more weirder if it said "Happy Valentine's Wife".
Everyone knows that men don't buy cards.
I'm rather hoping Mrs ddc will pass me something to sign like with most cards.
Though why she hasn't learnt my signature by now I don't know...
You might think I'm a tad long suffering. But my poor colleague's wife has to put up with being given the same card every year ("I paid good money for that")
Anonymity?
More like, romance?
Mrs DDC"
That's a great idea. Saves money.    |
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