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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Here is my starter

When your partner stops becoming your playmate and becomes your career

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When I had to start cutting ear and nose hair.

And the hairdresser now trims my eyebrows too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When u make groaning noises when u sit down and stand up

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By *uzzy NavelWoman  over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

When you'd rather take pix of the snow as opposed to going out in it...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When it takes all night to do what you used to do all night! (Ladies please note: it hasn't happened to me yet.)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you start posting about becoming old on a sex site

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you get back from a mid week away match and put the kettle on instead of having another beer before bed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When the only way to get up from the sofa is with a grunt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you get home from work and have to have a nap

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The lollypop lady looks really young

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you have absolutely no idea what the newest tech fad item is for, and you don't care either.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you have to check everything is in working order before you jump outta bed in the morning!

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By *iss_tressWoman  over a year ago

London

When your kids hold your hand to help you across the road and slow their step when walking with you.

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By *avebabeWoman  over a year ago

Bromsgrove

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you look down & see more silver/grey pubes than dark ones....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When your kids ask if you're eating properly and looking after yourself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When you look down & see more silver/grey pubes than dark ones...."

Rip those sparkly bastards out by the roots

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When you look down & see more silver/grey pubes than dark ones...."

Just pretend they're blonde

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you take a coat with you on a night out.

xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When you take a coat with you on a night out.

xx"

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When you look down & see more silver/grey pubes than dark ones...."

Its glitter daaarling because you are so faabulous! Its growing out of you!

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By *edangel_2013Woman  over a year ago

southend

We had an emergency at work that required police attendance. When the first one walked through the door I asked when they started allowing work experience?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you have a lot to contribute to these kind of threads.....

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By *illwill69uMan  over a year ago

moston

When you suddenly realise that all the new music is pants! And that nearly all the rock heroes of your youth have died or packed up their kit and gone away.

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By *otblondewife hornyMrCouple  over a year ago

Cambuslang

When you're watching the football and realise that every player on the park is younger that you

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By *dam_TinaCouple  over a year ago

Hampshire

When you have to put your date of birth on an online form and have to keep scrolling down to get the year

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

When you say 'do you remember the hurricane of 1987' and people say 'no, I wasn't born'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you chase women down the street......but can't remember why

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When u make groaning noises when u sit down and stand up"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When you have absolutely no idea what the newest tech fad item is for, and you don't care either."

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By *odareyouMan  over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

When you go to the Dr's dentists opticians etc and they start the conversation "well at your age.... "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would't know.

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By *obbytupperMan  over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Growing old is inevitable,

Living old is optional.

We don't stop playing because we become old,

we become old when we stop playing.

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By *oxesMan  over a year ago

Southend, Essex

When your partner shouts "come up the stairs and make hot love to me" and you reply you cant do both.

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By *enard ArgenteMan  over a year ago

London and France


"Growing old is inevitable,

Living old is optional.

We don't stop playing because we become old,

we become old when we stop playing. "

Or; you are old when you think you are old;

I know 35 year olds who are" older" than me....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When someone asks how old you are and you say I think I'm 23... Or am I 24 now? And it takes a good couple of minutes to work it out

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By *iss_tressWoman  over a year ago

London

When your kids ask you if you've been to the loo before you head out and double check your seat belt is on before they start the car.

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By *erfectman122Man  over a year ago

from somewhere nice

When you kids refuse to go out with you because of what your dressed like

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I was told by a 25 year old guy that he would love a meet with me because he has a thing for older women.

-Courtney

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By *ashedMan  over a year ago

hemel


"I was told by a 25 year old guy that he would love a meet with me because he has a thing for older women.

-Courtney "

how rude x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was told by a 25 year old guy that he would love a meet with me because he has a thing for older women.

-Courtney

how rude x"

I guess technically I am "older." It was my "wake up" moment.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When you look down & see more silver/grey pubes than dark ones....

Its glitter daaarling because you are so faabulous! Its growing out of you! "

I've had 'glitter' growing out of my head since my late twenties! If I didn't colour it I reckon it would be nearly all 'glitter' by now!

I know I'm getting older because the calendar tells me so! Does it bother me? Does it bollocks!! I just get jiggy with more gorgeous young men who appreciate older women! Highly recommended!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you start wishing you were a kid again

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By *idseysCouple  over a year ago

redditch

When you put the bottle of milk in the washing machine, the sandwiches in the cutlery drawer, and the sandwich bags in the fridge !

Mrs M

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By *ashedMan  over a year ago

hemel


"I was told by a 25 year old guy that he would love a meet with me because he has a thing for older women.

-Courtney

how rude x

I guess technically I am "older."

It was my "wake up" moment. :-

p"

what does that make me then

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By *ormalguy71Man  over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

When you start looking at the older ladies in the street and not the younger ones. I never it realised it happened, just kind of crept up on me

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By *entaur_UKMan  over a year ago

Cannock

When you drive past built up areas and say "bloody hell that all used to be fields when I was a kid!"

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By *ficouldMan  over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

O no

Looks like I am old.. Nah..

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By *ficouldMan  over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

When you have to scroll along way down the list to find either your age range or age..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When you have to put your date of birth on an online form and have to keep scrolling down to get the year "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When you start looking at the older ladies in the street and not the younger ones. I never it realised it happened, just kind of crept up on me"

I used to look at ladies in their 40s and wonder if they had a daughter. Now I look at women in their 20s and wonder what their mum looks like!

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By *ormalguy71Man  over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells


"When you start looking at the older ladies in the street and not the younger ones. I never it realised it happened, just kind of crept up on me

I used to look at ladies in their 40s and wonder if they had a daughter. Now I look at women in their 20s and wonder what their mum looks like!"

Lol yup that's me exactly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you have more hair on your back than your head.

When you have to get up in the night to go to the bathroom.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

When other people have a perception of what a 50 year old should be like.

But my latest, is when I randomly stop younger people and ask them to help me do something like sort my mobile phone out or anything technical. There all lovely and helpful to me lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you join the liver spots on the back of your hand and the image resembles Peter Stringfellow.

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By *iss_tressWoman  over a year ago

London


"When you join the liver spots on the back of your hand and the image resembles Peter Stringfellow. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When other people have a perception of what a 50 year old should be like.

But my latest, is when I randomly stop younger people and ask them to help me do something like sort my mobile phone out or anything technical. There all lovely and helpful to me lol"

Being 6ft2 I'm always being asked to get something from the top shelf in supermarkets.

A lady who must of been in her 70s asked me to hand down something and then almost immediately said, 'oh don't. At your age you might put your back out'....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We had an emergency at work that required police attendance. When the first one walked through the door I asked when they started allowing work experience? "

Haha

Everyone is starting to look very young to me these days!

My dentist looks like he's about 12

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When your favorite car is a Morris Minor

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