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perks of the job

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hey was wondering what perks people have had from the jobs they have done.

I'm a deliver driver for a beauty company and while I had a few flirts an 1 or 2 at door in there dressing gown. No one has as yet ravaged me for a mascara or offered a hand job for some face cream lol.

So has anyone been on the job and had some fun or have you been someone's perk.

Was there a scaffolder you had to drag into your bed due to his stunning erect

Have u had sex when the window washer has been due and left the curtains open

Or have you let the local post woman fondle your package and giver her a special delivery of her own

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

I think you need to have a shag

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

No nothing

I don't suppose free coffee counts?

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm a lone worker so I get to abuse the wifi without interruption and come and go as I please.

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

I have a lot of perks in my job. I'm pretty lucky really. I've never paid for any sort of night out, they even pay for the taxi home.

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I slept with the boss once

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have an amazing job. But the perks are limited. But I don't do it for the perks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My job is entirely perkless! It is a perk free zone. It has perkitis. (I'm starting to sound like the dead parrot sketch).

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By *agicfingerslovelyMan over a year ago

Rugby

Been told of the delight that care workers have when firemen in uniform turn up to sort out a small fire or receptionists have when a courier clad in leather delivers a package

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lots of cash

Work from home when I want and most important of all free Starbucks and Costa.

Aside from the usual health benefits the coffee wins.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think I'm unlikely to get any sexual perks when I'm at work as I'm generally wet, hairy, windswept and smelling like dog shit. You never know though, must be somebody's fetish.

Her xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My job is entirely perkless! It is a perk free zone. It has perkitis. (I'm starting to sound like the dead parrot sketch). "

A brilliant sketch it is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have lunches bought for me, and getting my car cleaned. It's the little things that maks this job more enjoyable.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think I'm unlikely to get any sexual perks when I'm at work as I'm generally wet, hairy, windswept and smelling like dog shit. You never know though, must be somebody's fetish.

Her xx"

Someone for everyone on this sight lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Perks of mine are that it's pretty stress free bar traffic and plenty of time to check fab..

The occasional lunch break at home with a happy ending

And hopefully 1 day some free massages from the customers

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