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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So the other morning, bumped into one of my mates in the kitchen and without preamble or warning he launched into..

I think I've just shit an elephants dick. Honestly, it took me 3 goes to flush it. It was like a religious experience...praying, crying...then a massive sense of relief and enlightenment. I hit nirvana so hard I thought I was buddha...

What the fuck do you reply to that? Apart from, 'nice, cheers'

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

I love living alone!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You ay "Pics or it didn't happen"

And then you walk back out.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You ay "Pics or it didn't happen"

And then you walk back out.

-Courtney "

Win...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So the other morning, bumped into one of my mates in the kitchen and without preamble or warning he launched into..

What the fuck do you reply to that? Apart from, 'nice, cheers'"

Sorry, got nothing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Response would be.

Phah! Lightweight, I do shits like that in my sleep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hope in his excitement he didn't forget to share the good news on mugbook!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Response would be.

Phah! Lightweight, I do shits like that in my sleep

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By *ickawitchCouple over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Is it wrong that I want to meet this guy??? He sounds like someone I would like

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Response would be.

Phah! Lightweight, I do shits like that in my sleep

You shit in your sleep? I would go see the doctor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm as regular as clockwork, nothing wrong with my movements, 6.30 every morning without fail, I have a poo.

Trouble is I don't get out of bed till 7.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Of all the things you can do on the Internet......lets talk about poos resembling an elephants dick

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

I'd have asked him if he flushed properly and washed his hands.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

My old house mate shat trunks, not dicks.

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By *ohnaronMan over a year ago

london

"My old house mate shat trunks, not dicks. "

Call the Special Branch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You ay "Pics or it didn't happen"

And then you walk back out.

-Courtney "

You win the internet today.

*high five*

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By *iforfun999Man over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Tell him you've got a massive dildo he can come round to help stretch his arse big enough to stop it happening again. LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd have asked him if he flushed properly and washed his hands."

He was eating toast at the time...I assumed so

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