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I was staring at my coffee table for ages wondering why there was a carton of milk on it. Then I went to the fridge, took out my cup of coffee and put the milk back.  |
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Had the prime company out to cure a beeping on my phone when it wasn't in use, the changed the line outside the house, did some work at the local exchange and it must have cost hundreds in cable, parts and man hours, still the fucking thing was beeping, until my little sister came round and pointed out it was the battery in the smoke alarm right above the phone that was dying, I changed the battery, and it was fine. |
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"Today has been a disaster and is getting worse with every moment
Having a Chernobyl day?"
Given another thread it was probably sabotage. He will be executed later by a zealous commissar.
My stupid thing? Putting toothpaste on my face at 5am instead of shaving gel. |
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"Managed to pull the curtain rail down in my bedroom yesterday so I have no curtains up at the moment   "
Have a word with Granny. She's the great authority on curtains now.  |
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Put my phone on charge for 10 min while I went to get electric. Couldn't work out why it hadn't charged at all when I got back.... electric had gone before I went out. X |
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