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"Kill everyone who has ever appeared on jeremy kyle?"
A bit extreme but I get where you're coming from
I'd go one step further and say get rid of human beings altogether. For all our greatness we are pretty much an evolutionary misstep. The world would be a better place without us. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ban smoking from everywhere.
Town centres should have an enclosed paddock where the smokers can go but they get sprayed with febreeze upon leaving. "
More tolerance |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ban smoking from everywhere.
Town centres should have an enclosed paddock where the smokers can go but they get sprayed with febreeze upon leaving.
More tolerance "
I'd get bored very quickly if I had to be tolerant. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who have worked for more than twenty years and paid taxes are entitled to their own benefit helper one day a week.
You could choose from a pool of benefit people such as Gardner , cleaner, plumber, electrician etc..
You can get all your chores down for free while it gives the person on benefits something to do and keeps their trade skills ticking over until employment is found. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Free university education to anybody who is bright enough and will use their skills wisely."
Yeah and create a massive skills gap while you're at it.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Free university education to anybody who is bright enough and will use their skills wisely.
That's good"
I'll never forgive the labour government for introducing university fees.
It's like they want to keep the working classes exactly where they are. It's as if they think anyone who gets a decent education and betters themselves will stop voting for them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Start with the simple stuff
Limiting people to one child.
Put alot of effort into energy production and then give those new technologies away for free!.
Eduction for all for free.
Introduce a one world currency that everyone has to use and make that currency safe by being backed with gold or make it like bitcoin!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anyone who votes for UKIP , BNP or any other far right party's should have to wear a badge.
They are then banned from Indian & Chinese restaurants and other such establishments that serve "that foreign muck" I'd even go as far as banning them from Pizza Hut.
Also there seems to be a literacy problem within the group that votes for such party's.
I therefore propose that UKIP fund English lessons for anyone wishing to vote for them and you are banned from voting until you reach a certain standard. |
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"Ban all religion and issue everyone with a copy of 'The desederata of life' "
Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence.
As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons.
Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others,
even to the dull and ignorant; they too have their story.
Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit.
If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter,
for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.
Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.
Keep interested in your own career, however humble;
it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.
Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery.
But let this not blind you to what virtue there is;
many persons strive for high ideals,
and everywhere life is full of heroism.
Be yourself. Especially do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love;
for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as perennial as the grass.
Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth.
Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune.
But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings.
Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.
Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself.
You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars;
you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you,
no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.
Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be.
And whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life,
keep peace with your soul. With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams,
it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ban all sugar additives. "
I would ban all 'processed' foods
And compulsory cooking classes for all upto leaving school.
Make all packaging eco friendly anf biodegradable.
Limit the number of meetings allowed for any project.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kill everyone who has ever appeared on jeremy kyle?
Kill everyone who hasn't appeared. Those who have will finish the job."
I'm not sure that killing off mankind is the way to go on this one if I'm honest. |
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"Sterilise 90-95% of the population and let the levels of the human race drop
down to a few million over the next 100 years, would save the planet"
The planet will be fine, no matter how much we fuck it.
There have been 6+ (depending on how you count) mass extinction events in the last 2bn years on Earth.
Even if we turned it in to a nuclear wasteland and killed all humans, give it a few 10s of millions of years, it will reset, reconfigure.
What you're talking about is Save Humanity. |
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"Start with the simple stuff
Limiting people to one child.
Put alot of effort into energy production and then give those new technologies away for free!.
Eduction for all for free.
Introduce a one world currency that everyone has to use and make that currency safe by being backed with gold or make it like bitcoin!
" point 1 they tried that China they now have the worse pension crisis looming in the world!
Point 2 and we arnt feeling the collapse of oil prices in our global economy?
Point 3 just thinking Euro stability really? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Don't be too hasty in judging others, be kind where kindness is needed, and take the time to appreciate and let your loved ones know how much you care for them, because you never know the day they'll be gone. |
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"Ban trainers and tracks bottoms from pubs, your going for a pint not a race. "
This makes me laugh, I was talking recently to a nurse at the local DR's. She told me the increase in youngsters attending with feet, toenail problems is unbelievable and its all down to them wearing trainers |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Start with the simple stuff
Limiting people to one child.
Put alot of effort into energy production and then give those new technologies away for free!.
Eduction for all for free.
Introduce a one world currency that everyone has to use and make that currency safe by being backed with gold or make it like bitcoin!
point 1 they tried that China they now have the worse pension crisis looming in the world!
Point 2 and we arnt feeling the collapse of oil prices in our global economy?
Point 3 just thinking Euro stability really?" .
So point one, you think it's a good idea to exponentially grow the populace to pay for a pension?
Point 2 if we keep on burning carbon the evidence suggests we'll be fucked in a few decades.
Point 3 no not euro stability.. I said a single worldwide currency that's intrinsically hard to manipulate! |
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Make it so that government ministers and secretaries must be professionally qualified and experienced in the departments they control.
IDS would then be handing out leaflets. Hunt would then be in charge of school dinners. May would be in charge of knickers. Gove would be in charge of pens, paper and staples. And Cameron would be Murdoch's Grima Wormtongue...
Oh but Murdoch is Grima Wormtongue, so Dave would be on universal credit! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Change the world for the better any ideas?
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Use renewable energy, give everyone a guaranteed basic income, let technology take over more work and shorten the work week.
As technology takes over more jobs eventually we won't need money at all and everything can be free for everyone. No job, no politics, no money. Better health, education, environment and way of thinking : ) |
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By *ittie4UCouple
over a year ago
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"Change the world for the better any ideas?
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Sterilise any male who drives a BMW, Audi, Mercedes or Range Rover.
Cuts down the amount of testosterone in the world and de facto makes the world a better place. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Change the world for the better any ideas?
Sterilise any male who drives a BMW, Audi, Mercedes or Range Rover.
Cuts down the amount of testosterone in the world and de facto makes the world a better place."
I like the testosterone idea lol. That would probably work : )
I'd go one further with the other idea and sterilize all other men but me |
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By *ittie4UCouple
over a year ago
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"Change the world for the better any ideas?
Sterilise any male who drives a BMW, Audi, Mercedes or Range Rover.
Cuts down the amount of testosterone in the world and de facto makes the world a better place.
I like the testosterone idea lol. That would probably work : )
I'd go one further with the other idea and sterilize all other men but me "
Us |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Change the world for the better any ideas?
Sterilise any male who drives a BMW, Audi, Mercedes or Range Rover.
Cuts down the amount of testosterone in the world and de facto makes the world a better place.
I like the testosterone idea lol. That would probably work : )
I'd go one further with the other idea and sterilize all other men but me
Us "
Ok 'us' lol |
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"Don't be too hasty in judging others, be kind where kindness is needed, and take the time to appreciate and let your loved ones know how much you care for them, because you never know the day they'll be gone."
This is SO right love that it's from a guy too .... Sensitivity, thoughtful and a rather large willy too I see ... What's not to like! X |
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