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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Here are the translations for some common Facebook status posts.

"missing someone" - ask me who I'm with, especially if your my ex

Some people need to keep their noses out if other peoples busines - I ain't got the gonads to confront them without the backing of my friends list

Sooooo Hung over - look at me I've git a life away from my keyboard

I need a new job - anyone know of any jobs going.

My lovely partner just bought me breakfast in bed - yes that's right, the ugliest fucker in school is in a relationship, with a real person

Any others you can think of?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman  over a year ago

Kent

Yeah some over dramatic

I can't fucking believe it

Or some other cryptic message to prompt people to ask what's wrong then they say

I can't possibly say on here, text me

FUCK OFF!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yeah some over dramatic

I can't fucking believe it

Or some other cryptic message to prompt people to ask what's wrong then they say

I can't possibly say on here, text me

FUCK OFF!!! "

A friend if mine and his wife post good morning I love you to each other every morning, but from what I can see when I go toys there that's about as much as they say to each other all day

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yeah some over dramatic

I can't fucking believe it

Or some other cryptic message to prompt people to ask what's wrong then they say

I can't possibly say on here, text me

FUCK OFF!!!

A friend if mine and his wife post good morning I love you to each other every morning, but from what I can see when I go toys there that's about as much as they say to each other all day"

Round not toys, that's a different friend lol

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I can't talk about it now!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think Facebook is an emotional amplifier.

The stuff that most people put on there isn't actually that bad, but once it's been through Facebook it comes across as 10 times worse.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That's why I left!!

My child's school report is sooooo good can't think where they get brains from!

No me neither you brain dead cunt

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That's why I left!!

My child's school report is sooooo good can't think where they get brains from!

No me neither you brain dead cunt "

Next time one if my friends posts this, that is going to be my exact response

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They are mildly amusing and perhaps attempts to recieve attention?

But if we juxtapose then you could argue that posting on the forums isn't that dissimilar.

Ultimately tge big question have to ask why it should bother us?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A comedian called Ben Briggs has some wonderful material on the differences in response to identical male and female status updates.

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman  over a year ago

stourbridge area

I had a facebook account for 2 weeks .... so boring ...I couldnt

Be bothered with all the drivell on there ....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think a lot of what people moan about is more a reflection of the friends they have than anything else

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