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You need to use detol part mixed with chlorine, 321ml detol and 17ml chlorine. Mix both elements in a small bottle and keep the screw cap on for 3 days, after the 3 days take the screw cap off and leave in the room with the door closed. |
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"You need to use detol part mixed with chlorine, 321ml detol and 17ml chlorine. Mix both elements in a small bottle and keep the screw cap on for 3 days, after the 3 days take the screw cap off and leave in the room with the door closed."
Always good to hear a voice of experience... |
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"You need to use detol part mixed with chlorine, 321ml detol and 17ml chlorine. Mix both elements in a small bottle and keep the screw cap on for 3 days, after the 3 days take the screw cap off and leave in the room with the door closed."
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"You need to use detol part mixed with chlorine, 321ml detol and 17ml chlorine. Mix both elements in a small bottle and keep the screw cap on for 3 days, after the 3 days take the screw cap off and leave in the room with the door closed."
But make sure in the 3 day interim that the ambient temperature in the basement is kept between -1 and +2 degrees C. I know that can be hard, as underground temps tend to regulate themselves pretty severely, but you want to keep the odor causing microbes to a minimum breed time. I have a portable AC unit if your friend needs it. LMK. |
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"You need to use detol part mixed with chlorine, 321ml detol and 17ml chlorine. Mix both elements in a small bottle and keep the screw cap on for 3 days, after the 3 days take the screw cap off and leave in the room with the door closed.
But make sure in the 3 day interim that the ambient temperature in the basement is kept between -1 and +2 degrees C. I know that can be hard, as underground temps tend to regulate themselves pretty severely, but you want to keep the odor causing microbes to a minimum breed time. I have a portable AC unit if your friend needs it. LMK."
The mixture can be used straight away if add in some baking soda but it will make a bit of a mess x |
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Air freshener will just mask the smell. I'm afraid your going to havd to do a full deep clean making sure every trace of rotting flesh has gone. Then bleach leave then bleach again. Making sure you've done every thing so the smell can't linger in the walls
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"You need to use detol part mixed with chlorine, 321ml detol and 17ml chlorine. Mix both elements in a small bottle and keep the screw cap on for 3 days, after the 3 days take the screw cap off and leave in the room with the door closed.
But make sure in the 3 day interim that the ambient temperature in the basement is kept between -1 and +2 degrees C. I know that can be hard, as underground temps tend to regulate themselves pretty severely, but you want to keep the odor causing microbes to a minimum breed time. I have a portable AC unit if your friend needs it. LMK.
The mixture can be used straight away if add in some baking soda but it will make a bit of a mess x"
I read that too, on pinterest, but am reluctant to try it after my cookiemonster cupcake pinterest fail.  |
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"You need to use detol part mixed with chlorine, 321ml detol and 17ml chlorine. Mix both elements in a small bottle and keep the screw cap on for 3 days, after the 3 days take the screw cap off and leave in the room with the door closed.
But make sure in the 3 day interim that the ambient temperature in the basement is kept between -1 and +2 degrees C. I know that can be hard, as underground temps tend to regulate themselves pretty severely, but you want to keep the odor causing microbes to a minimum breed time. I have a portable AC unit if your friend needs it. LMK.
The mixture can be used straight away if add in some baking soda but it will make a bit of a mess x
I read that too, on pinterest, but am reluctant to try it after my cookiemonster cupcake pinterest fail. "
I find that baking soda works well however you can use powdered fluoride instead of the baking soda but I like to let my mixture sit for 3 days rather than rush the process. |
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"You need to use detol part mixed with chlorine, 321ml detol and 17ml chlorine. Mix both elements in a small bottle and keep the screw cap on for 3 days, after the 3 days take the screw cap off and leave in the room with the door closed.
But make sure in the 3 day interim that the ambient temperature in the basement is kept between -1 and +2 degrees C. I know that can be hard, as underground temps tend to regulate themselves pretty severely, but you want to keep the odor causing microbes to a minimum breed time. I have a portable AC unit if your friend needs it. LMK.
The mixture can be used straight away if add in some baking soda but it will make a bit of a mess x
I read that too, on pinterest, but am reluctant to try it after my cookiemonster cupcake pinterest fail.
I find that baking soda works well however you can use powdered fluoride instead of the baking soda but I like to let my mixture sit for 3 days rather than rush the process."
I had a bad powdered flouride/ craigslist experience so....
Yeah, also happy to just let it sit for the 3 days... |
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"You need to use detol part mixed with chlorine, 321ml detol and 17ml chlorine. Mix both elements in a small bottle and keep the screw cap on for 3 days, after the 3 days take the screw cap off and leave in the room with the door closed.
But make sure in the 3 day interim that the ambient temperature in the basement is kept between -1 and +2 degrees C. I know that can be hard, as underground temps tend to regulate themselves pretty severely, but you want to keep the odor causing microbes to a minimum breed time. I have a portable AC unit if your friend needs it. LMK.
The mixture can be used straight away if add in some baking soda but it will make a bit of a mess x
I read that too, on pinterest, but am reluctant to try it after my cookiemonster cupcake pinterest fail.
I find that baking soda works well however you can use powdered fluoride instead of the baking soda but I like to let my mixture sit for 3 days rather than rush the process.
I had a bad powdered flouride/ craigslist experience so....
Yeah, also happy to just let it sit for the 3 days..."
Hate it when that happens on craiglist! Currently got my eye on a cheeky little rubber gloves set on eBay, I'm the highest bidder so far. |
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"You need to use detol part mixed with chlorine, 321ml detol and 17ml chlorine. Mix both elements in a small bottle and keep the screw cap on for 3 days, after the 3 days take the screw cap off and leave in the room with the door closed.
But make sure in the 3 day interim that the ambient temperature in the basement is kept between -1 and +2 degrees C. I know that can be hard, as underground temps tend to regulate themselves pretty severely, but you want to keep the odor causing microbes to a minimum breed time. I have a portable AC unit if your friend needs it. LMK.
The mixture can be used straight away if add in some baking soda but it will make a bit of a mess x
I read that too, on pinterest, but am reluctant to try it after my cookiemonster cupcake pinterest fail.
I find that baking soda works well however you can use powdered fluoride instead of the baking soda but I like to let my mixture sit for 3 days rather than rush the process.
I had a bad powdered flouride/ craigslist experience so....
Yeah, also happy to just let it sit for the 3 days...
Hate it when that happens on craiglist! Currently got my eye on a cheeky little rubber gloves set on eBay, I'm the highest bidder so far."
Nice! Don't let the snipers get you. |
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"As an aside to the air fresheners advice, does anyone need a patio laying?
Oh, is your friend a patio layer too? Excellent stuff!"
Apologies, yes, most definitely a friend.
Not me, not my problem, no sirreee, totally  Moi.
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I had a decomposed mouse in my house once well I didn't know what it was to start with. The stench was horrendous throughout the whole house I searched for what it could be. Anyway I used to buy frozed mice for the snake and I must of taken the bag they where in out of the carrier bag and one had fallen out and I'd screwed the carrier bag up to put in the cupboard and only when I went to use the bag I found what the problem was
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"As an aside to the air fresheners advice, does anyone need a patio laying?
Oh, is your friend a patio layer too? Excellent stuff!"
If you want babs I'm having a clear dead body smells party on Wednesday at 07:22am. Bring your own chloride but your welcome! |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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A pot bellied pig will both hide the odour and also deal with the remains although you will then have the odour of pig manure to contend with. Rats piss will also disguise the smell and dispose of the remains but at a much slower rate. The downside of this is the problem of rats gnawing through the electric cables and anything else.
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"As an aside to the air fresheners advice, does anyone need a patio laying?
Oh, is your friend a patio layer too? Excellent stuff!
If you want babs I'm having a clear dead body smells party on Wednesday at 07:22am. Bring your own chloride but your welcome!"
Fuck, I'm not free till 07:24am. Will I be too late?? I don't want to miss this! The last one I went to had a speaker with a pp slide presentation on Dealing With "Those" Fluids that was so useful!
Are you having speakers? |
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"I find that the local police are always helpful with this sort of problem and will send a team round quite promptly to help clean up. "
Yeah, but the smell is always still there after they leave.
They've stopped doing odor control, only visual clean up now.
Budget cuts.
Fucking Cameron's Britain. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I find that the local police are always helpful with this sort of problem and will send a team round quite promptly to help clean up.
Yeah, but the smell is always still there after they leave.
They've stopped doing odor control, only visual clean up now.
Budget cuts.
Fucking Cameron's Britain."
I was going to mention that they also offer free accommodation while they do it, but if they're not going to do a proper job you won't find me trying to flog a dead .... umm ...err |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As an aside to the air fresheners advice, does anyone need a patio laying?
Oh, is your friend a patio layer too? Excellent stuff!
If you want babs I'm having a clear dead body smells party on Wednesday at 07:22am. Bring your own chloride but your welcome!
Fuck, I'm not free till 07:24am. Will I be too late?? I don't want to miss this! The last one I went to had a speaker with a pp slide presentation on Dealing With "Those" Fluids that was so useful!
Are you having speakers?"
Gutted defo be to late because 07:23am is when our guest speaker starts her speech! We've got speakers and visuals about the pesky stains left behind, if you want I can send you a pdf format called 121 ways to mask dead body smells. Normally priced at £6.23 however I like your style so you can have it free. |
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"As an aside to the air fresheners advice, does anyone need a patio laying?
Oh, is your friend a patio layer too? Excellent stuff!
If you want babs I'm having a clear dead body smells party on Wednesday at 07:22am. Bring your own chloride but your welcome!
Fuck, I'm not free till 07:24am. Will I be too late?? I don't want to miss this! The last one I went to had a speaker with a pp slide presentation on Dealing With "Those" Fluids that was so useful!
Are you having speakers?
Gutted defo be to late because 07:23am is when our guest speaker starts her speech! We've got speakers and visuals about the pesky stains left behind, if you want I can send you a pdf format called 121 ways to mask dead body smells. Normally priced at £6.23 however I like your style so you can have it free."
Fuck! I knew I shouldn't have scheduled a 3.8 minute minute wax for 07:20. Goddammit!
But I do love a good pdf!
Aw! Thanks mate, but I don't want to put you out...! I can treat you to a pint next time down the local? Pigeon's blood still your tipple? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I find that the local police are always helpful with this sort of problem and will send a team round quite promptly to help clean up.
Yeah, but the smell is always still there after they leave.
They've stopped doing odor control, only visual clean up now.
Budget cuts.
Fucking Cameron's Britain."
Odor control budget has always been a grey area, on sky news yesterday a spoke women for dead body removal . Gov clearly stated that anyone found with dead odors will be liable for all costs occurred  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Tell your friend next time this happens is to make friends with someone who owns pigs. Of if that person can't find anyone that does then submerge the body in a load of lime. I hope this helps"
I was advised, sorry, my "friend" was advised not to feed bodies to the pigs as one will inevitably squeal on you.
Apologies everyone, that gag was stolen from the early 1980's.
Meanwhile, back at the slideshow. ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As an aside to the air fresheners advice, does anyone need a patio laying?
Oh, is your friend a patio layer too? Excellent stuff!
If you want babs I'm having a clear dead body smells party on Wednesday at 07:22am. Bring your own chloride but your welcome!
Fuck, I'm not free till 07:24am. Will I be too late?? I don't want to miss this! The last one I went to had a speaker with a pp slide presentation on Dealing With "Those" Fluids that was so useful!
Are you having speakers?
Gutted defo be to late because 07:23am is when our guest speaker starts her speech! We've got speakers and visuals about the pesky stains left behind, if you want I can send you a pdf format called 121 ways to mask dead body smells. Normally priced at £6.23 however I like your style so you can have it free.
Fuck! I knew I shouldn't have scheduled a 3.8 minute minute wax for 07:20. Goddammit!
But I do love a good pdf!
Aw! Thanks mate, but I don't want to put you out...! I can treat you to a pint next time down the local? Pigeon's blood still your tipple? "
Don't touch pigeons blood anymore it's disgusting, recently been trying human boils pus ale which is very moreish! |
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"I find that the local police are always helpful with this sort of problem and will send a team round quite promptly to help clean up.
Yeah, but the smell is always still there after they leave.
They've stopped doing odor control, only visual clean up now.
Budget cuts.
Fucking Cameron's Britain.
Odor control budget has always been a grey area, on sky news yesterday a spoke women for dead body removal . Gov clearly stated that anyone found with dead odors will be liable for all costs occurred "
But in the past, the cleanup machinery they had used to do such a deep clean that the odor would just automatically go too. But now, all those new regulations has them only able to touch your property to a certain depth (after those law suits against them finding more stuff to "clean" when they were going about it), so a lot of, uh... seepage just doesn't get picked up now... :-/ |
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"As an aside to the air fresheners advice, does anyone need a patio laying?
Oh, is your friend a patio layer too? Excellent stuff!
If you want babs I'm having a clear dead body smells party on Wednesday at 07:22am. Bring your own chloride but your welcome!
Fuck, I'm not free till 07:24am. Will I be too late?? I don't want to miss this! The last one I went to had a speaker with a pp slide presentation on Dealing With "Those" Fluids that was so useful!
Are you having speakers?
Gutted defo be to late because 07:23am is when our guest speaker starts her speech! We've got speakers and visuals about the pesky stains left behind, if you want I can send you a pdf format called 121 ways to mask dead body smells. Normally priced at £6.23 however I like your style so you can have it free.
Fuck! I knew I shouldn't have scheduled a 3.8 minute minute wax for 07:20. Goddammit!
But I do love a good pdf!
Aw! Thanks mate, but I don't want to put you out...! I can treat you to a pint next time down the local? Pigeon's blood still your tipple?
Don't touch pigeons blood anymore it's disgusting, recently been trying human boils pus ale which is very moreish! "
God, you're always on a new health fad, cannot keep up with you!! |
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"As an aside to the air fresheners advice, does anyone need a patio laying?
Oh, is your friend a patio layer too? Excellent stuff!
If you want babs I'm having a clear dead body smells party on Wednesday at 07:22am. Bring your own chloride but your welcome!
Fuck, I'm not free till 07:24am. Will I be too late?? I don't want to miss this! The last one I went to had a speaker with a pp slide presentation on Dealing With "Those" Fluids that was so useful!
Are you having speakers?
Gutted defo be to late because 07:23am is when our guest speaker starts her speech! We've got speakers and visuals about the pesky stains left behind, if you want I can send you a pdf format called 121 ways to mask dead body smells. Normally priced at £6.23 however I like your style so you can have it free.
Fuck! I knew I shouldn't have scheduled a 3.8 minute minute wax for 07:20. Goddammit!
But I do love a good pdf!
Aw! Thanks mate, but I don't want to put you out...! I can treat you to a pint next time down the local? Pigeon's blood still your tipple?
Don't touch pigeons blood anymore it's disgusting, recently been trying human boils pus ale which is very moreish!
God, you're always on a new health fad, cannot keep up with you!! "
Are you still going to that dead oink sniffers association? |
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"Are you still going to that dead oink sniffers association?
dead oink sniffers ANONYMOUS association!!!
FFS!! Now I have to leave!!"
Oh shit sorry!!!! I forgot this was a public forum!! Next time your there send my love to scatty karen and ask her if she ever got over that Jamaican smell, she loved a good Jamaican sniff! |
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"Are you still going to that dead oink sniffers association?
dead oink sniffers ANONYMOUS association!!!
FFS!! Now I have to leave!!
Oh shit sorry!!!! I forgot this was a public forum!! Next time your there send my love to scatty karen and ask her if she ever got over that Jamaican smell, she loved a good Jamaican sniff!"
Now she has to leave too! Can you stop??!?!
(Yeah, last I heard she's still pretty hooked, but they have her on the 54 Step Plan to get off it. Think she's on Step no. 21, and is struggling a bit. Poor love.) |
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"Are you still going to that dead oink sniffers association?
dead oink sniffers ANONYMOUS association!!!
FFS!! Now I have to leave!!
Oh shit sorry!!!! I forgot this was a public forum!! Next time your there send my love to scatty karen and ask her if she ever got over that Jamaican smell, she loved a good Jamaican sniff!
Now she has to leave too! Can you stop??!?!
(Yeah, last I heard she's still pretty hooked, but they have her on the 54 Step Plan to get off it. Think she's on Step no. 21, and is struggling a bit. Poor love.)"
Oh God I quit at step no, 31. They gave me a whiff of a 69 years old decomposed body and that's it I just saw smells and gave in. Karen will never make all 54 steps, last I heard she was selling feet odors for the local bone collector! |
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"Are you still going to that dead oink sniffers association?
dead oink sniffers ANONYMOUS association!!!
FFS!! Now I have to leave!!
Oh shit sorry!!!! I forgot this was a public forum!! Next time your there send my love to scatty karen and ask her if she ever got over that Jamaican smell, she loved a good Jamaican sniff!
Now she has to leave too! Can you stop??!?!
(Yeah, last I heard she's still pretty hooked, but they have her on the 54 Step Plan to get off it. Think she's on Step no. 21, and is struggling a bit. Poor love.)
Oh God I quit at step no, 31. They gave me a whiff of a 69 years old decomposed body and that's it I just saw smells and gave in. Karen will never make all 54 steps, last I heard she was selling feet odors for the local bone collector!"
Oh GOD, really?! She's really gone downhill then... bless her. Young Kev started doing that, do you remember? And look what's happened to him... he's never getting those fingers back... |
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"Well I never though I'd be on a swingers forum reading about masking the odour of dead bodies.What a interesting and diverse bunch of people  "
Every day's a school day here dontchaknow.  |
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"Are you still going to that dead oink sniffers association?
dead oink sniffers ANONYMOUS association!!!
FFS!! Now I have to leave!!
Oh shit sorry!!!! I forgot this was a public forum!! Next time your there send my love to scatty karen and ask her if she ever got over that Jamaican smell, she loved a good Jamaican sniff!
Now she has to leave too! Can you stop??!?!
(Yeah, last I heard she's still pretty hooked, but they have her on the 54 Step Plan to get off it. Think she's on Step no. 21, and is struggling a bit. Poor love.)
Oh God I quit at step no, 31. They gave me a whiff of a 69 years old decomposed body and that's it I just saw smells and gave in. Karen will never make all 54 steps, last I heard she was selling feet odors for the local bone collector!
Oh GOD, really?! She's really gone downhill then... bless her. Young Kev started doing that, do you remember? And look what's happened to him... he's never getting those fingers back... "
Bone collectors, hate em. Scum of the earth. They take our friends like Kev and Karen exploit their weakness and use it against them When Kev lost his fingers it really shocked a lot of us at Odor Delights so we have made a smell and tributed it to Kev - smell of finger linger. |
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"Are you still going to that dead oink sniffers association?
dead oink sniffers ANONYMOUS association!!!
FFS!! Now I have to leave!!
Oh shit sorry!!!! I forgot this was a public forum!! Next time your there send my love to scatty karen and ask her if she ever got over that Jamaican smell, she loved a good Jamaican sniff!
Now she has to leave too! Can you stop??!?!
(Yeah, last I heard she's still pretty hooked, but they have her on the 54 Step Plan to get off it. Think she's on Step no. 21, and is struggling a bit. Poor love.)
Oh God I quit at step no, 31. They gave me a whiff of a 69 years old decomposed body and that's it I just saw smells and gave in. Karen will never make all 54 steps, last I heard she was selling feet odors for the local bone collector!
Oh GOD, really?! She's really gone downhill then... bless her. Young Kev started doing that, do you remember? And look what's happened to him... he's never getting those fingers back...
Bone collectors, hate em. Scum of the earth. They take our friends like Kev and Karen exploit their weakness and use it against them When Kev lost his fingers it really shocked a lot of us at Odor Delights so we have made a smell and tributed it to Kev - smell of finger linger. "
No way! That was for him?! Thought it smelt a bit familiar... |
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"Are you still going to that dead oink sniffers association?
dead oink sniffers ANONYMOUS association!!!
FFS!! Now I have to leave!!
Oh shit sorry!!!! I forgot this was a public forum!! Next time your there send my love to scatty karen and ask her if she ever got over that Jamaican smell, she loved a good Jamaican sniff!
Now she has to leave too! Can you stop??!?!
(Yeah, last I heard she's still pretty hooked, but they have her on the 54 Step Plan to get off it. Think she's on Step no. 21, and is struggling a bit. Poor love.)
Oh God I quit at step no, 31. They gave me a whiff of a 69 years old decomposed body and that's it I just saw smells and gave in. Karen will never make all 54 steps, last I heard she was selling feet odors for the local bone collector!
Oh GOD, really?! She's really gone downhill then... bless her. Young Kev started doing that, do you remember? And look what's happened to him... he's never getting those fingers back...
Bone collectors, hate em. Scum of the earth. They take our friends like Kev and Karen exploit their weakness and use it against them When Kev lost his fingers it really shocked a lot of us at Odor Delights so we have made a smell and tributed it to Kev - smell of finger linger.
No way! That was for him?! Thought it smelt a bit familiar..."
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"Are you still going to that dead oink sniffers association?
dead oink sniffers ANONYMOUS association!!!
FFS!! Now I have to leave!!
Oh shit sorry!!!! I forgot this was a public forum!! Next time your there send my love to scatty karen and ask her if she ever got over that Jamaican smell, she loved a good Jamaican sniff!
Now she has to leave too! Can you stop??!?!
(Yeah, last I heard she's still pretty hooked, but they have her on the 54 Step Plan to get off it. Think she's on Step no. 21, and is struggling a bit. Poor love.)
Oh God I quit at step no, 31. They gave me a whiff of a 69 years old decomposed body and that's it I just saw smells and gave in. Karen will never make all 54 steps, last I heard she was selling feet odors for the local bone collector!
Oh GOD, really?! She's really gone downhill then... bless her. Young Kev started doing that, do you remember? And look what's happened to him... he's never getting those fingers back...
Bone collectors, hate em. Scum of the earth. They take our friends like Kev and Karen exploit their weakness and use it against them When Kev lost his fingers it really shocked a lot of us at Odor Delights so we have made a smell and tributed it to Kev - smell of finger linger.
No way! That was for him?! Thought it smelt a bit familiar...
Are you watching that re run on Netflix? Snow takes a shite and sniffs 7 dwarfs?"
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Ok, hypethically, how "easy" is it to move a, let's say dead animal, weighs around 12 stone, looks to be roughly six feet tall, sorry, six feet long, without leaving a trail of "mess" across the carpet?
While I'm at it, what's best to move said "animal" car boot or back of a van? Which would be most likely to be stopped randomly by the police? |
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"Ok, hypethically, how "easy" is it to move a, let's say dead animal, weighs around 12 stone, looks to be roughly six feet tall, sorry, six feet long, without leaving a trail of "mess" across the carpet?
While I'm at it, what's best to move said "animal" car boot or back of a van? Which would be most likely to be stopped randomly by the police?"
Get a tarp.
Roll tarp tightly up.
Use the paramedic way of rolling it under a casualty.
Drag without mess.
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"Ok, hypethically, how "easy" is it to move a, let's say dead animal, weighs around 12 stone, looks to be roughly six feet tall, sorry, six feet long, without leaving a trail of "mess" across the carpet?
While I'm at it, what's best to move said "animal" car boot or back of a van? Which would be most likely to be stopped randomly by the police?"
0800984553 it's a free number and if you quote LDYG798 you'll get your first dead body removal for free however you have to sign up for a 18 month contract. I've only used them twice so it's not really paying off at the minute. |
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"Ok, hypethically, how "easy" is it to move a, let's say dead animal, weighs around 12 stone, looks to be roughly six feet tall, sorry, six feet long, without leaving a trail of "mess" across the carpet?
While I'm at it, what's best to move said "animal" car boot or back of a van? Which would be most likely to be stopped randomly by the police?"
you didn't plan this murder very well did you... or should i say your "friend "didn't.. |
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"Ok, hypethically, how "easy" is it to move a, let's say dead animal, weighs around 12 stone, looks to be roughly six feet tall, sorry, six feet long, without leaving a trail of "mess" across the carpet?
While I'm at it, what's best to move said "animal" car boot or back of a van? Which would be most likely to be stopped randomly by the police?
you didn't plan this murder very well did you... or should i say your "friend "didn't.. "
Who said anything about a murder. I'm pretty sure it was an accident.
Or natural causes.
Or at least it was made to look like an accident.
Or natural causes.
Don't you go starting rumours!!!!!!!!!!!!  |
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"Ok, hypethically, how "easy" is it to move a, let's say dead animal, weighs around 12 stone, looks to be roughly six feet tall, sorry, six feet long, without leaving a trail of "mess" across the carpet?
While I'm at it, what's best to move said "animal" car boot or back of a van? Which would be most likely to be stopped randomly by the police?
0800984553 it's a free number and if you quote LDYG798 you'll get your first dead body removal for free however you have to sign up for a 18 month contract. I've only used them twice so it's not really paying off at the minute."
If someone was to use the 0800 number, could they withold their number? |
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"Ok, hypethically, how "easy" is it to move a, let's say dead animal, weighs around 12 stone, looks to be roughly six feet tall, sorry, six feet long, without leaving a trail of "mess" across the carpet?
While I'm at it, what's best to move said "animal" car boot or back of a van? Which would be most likely to be stopped randomly by the police?
0800984553 it's a free number and if you quote LDYG798 you'll get your first dead body removal for free however you have to sign up for a 18 month contract. I've only used them twice so it's not really paying off at the minute.
If someone was to use the 0800 number, could they withold their number?"
You can if you dial it through the FMVS switchboard in Portugal. I can't post the number here, but just DarkGoogle it. xx |
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"Ok, hypethically, how "easy" is it to move a, let's say dead animal, weighs around 12 stone, looks to be roughly six feet tall, sorry, six feet long, without leaving a trail of "mess" across the carpet?
While I'm at it, what's best to move said "animal" car boot or back of a van? Which would be most likely to be stopped randomly by the police?
0800984553 it's a free number and if you quote LDYG798 you'll get your first dead body removal for free however you have to sign up for a 18 month contract. I've only used them twice so it's not really paying off at the minute.
If someone was to use the 0800 number, could they withold their number?
You can if you dial it through the FMVS switchboard in Portugal. I can't post the number here, but just DarkGoogle it. xx"
My friend is obliged to you. |
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"Ok, hypethically, how "easy" is it to move a, let's say dead animal, weighs around 12 stone, looks to be roughly six feet tall, sorry, six feet long, without leaving a trail of "mess" across the carpet?
While I'm at it, what's best to move said "animal" car boot or back of a van? Which would be most likely to be stopped randomly by the police?
0800984553 it's a free number and if you quote LDYG798 you'll get your first dead body removal for free however you have to sign up for a 18 month contract. I've only used them twice so it's not really paying off at the minute.
If someone was to use the 0800 number, could they withold their number?
You can if you dial it through the FMVS switchboard in Portugal. I can't post the number here, but just DarkGoogle it. xx"
Don't not under any circumstances use the FMVS that was attacked last month by FBI'S FMVS department. Darkgoogle is really good though! |
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"Does anyone have a shovel I can borrow?
And a chainsaw.
And a van.
And a tarpaulin.
And some quicklime.
And an alibi.
And a passport........."
Try fresh concrete with extra lime, do your, (sorry "friends") entire basement floor 2ft higher than it currently is. The body will be gone in a year or two the smell goes in a few days. Wrap the body in steel mesh so the concrete does not collapse where the body once lay. Simples. |
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"Does anyone have a shovel I can borrow?
And a chainsaw.
And a van.
And a tarpaulin.
And some quicklime.
And an alibi.
And a passport.........
Try fresh concrete with extra lime, do your, (sorry "friends") entire basement floor 2ft higher than it currently is. The body will be gone in a year or two the smell goes in a few days. Wrap the body in steel mesh so the concrete does not collapse where the body once lay. Simples. "
There seems to be many "knowledgeable" folk on Fab....... |
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over a year ago
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There are, apparently, people called 'Aroma Specialists' who deal with things like removing the stench from your home if you've been flooded with raw sewage and the like.
Maybe someone like that might be able to help...? Goggle it and see what comes up..
In the meantime, experienced painter and decorator available. Will paint naked for 'extras'.... |
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Pffff what is this, fucking amateur hour?
Get Tony Robinson and the time team boys round, tell them you found a roman coin or summat down in the basement.
Don't work hard, work clever.... |
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"you could, sorry (your friend) could just put said corpse in empty grave, bit of soil on top. next morning they put a coffin in on top, fill it in. problem sorted. "
I'm liking this idea a lot. Ahem cough, my "friend" is liking this idea a lot...... |
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"Pffff what is this, fucking amateur hour?
Get Tony Robinson and the time team boys round, tell them you found a roman coin or summat down in the basement.
Don't work hard, work clever...."
Witnesses.........
Tony Robinson.
The entire Time Team.
3.5 million viewers...... |
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"You need to use detol part mixed with chlorine, 321ml detol and 17ml chlorine. Mix both elements in a small bottle and keep the screw cap on for 3 days, after the 3 days take the screw cap off and leave in the room with the door closed."
Remarkably funny of you.
Have a gold star |
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"I'm laughing out loud here. Do you intend to bury the removed body under someone elses' patio?..."
Well you wouldn't want it under your own patio, that would be just too easy...
OP large bottle of fabodyrease is quick and easy way. next time ensure your friend includes a chest freazer in the accident, simplifies the clean up. |
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"Does anyone know how many air fresheners it takes to get the dead body smell out of a basement?
I'm asking on behalf of a friend obviously......"
more than this chap used
http://metro.co.uk/2010/06/02/dead-body-smell-hidden-by-air-fresheners-by-gabriel-brown-in-worthing-home-349324/ |
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"Pffff what is this, fucking amateur hour?
Get Tony Robinson and the time team boys round, tell them you found a roman coin or summat down in the basement.
Don't work hard, work clever....
Witnesses.........
Tony Robinson.
The entire Time Team.
3.5 million viewers......"
You only said get rid of the smell, I would have assumed "your friend" had already disposed of the body.
Tip for next time.....small pieces and tupperware. Things keep for ages in tupperware. |
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"Pffff what is this, fucking amateur hour?
Get Tony Robinson and the time team boys round, tell them you found a roman coin or summat down in the basement.
Don't work hard, work clever....
Witnesses.........
Tony Robinson.
The entire Time Team.
3.5 million viewers......
You only said get rid of the smell, I would have assumed "your friend" had already disposed of the body.
Tip for next time.....small pieces and tupperware. Things keep for ages in tupperware. "
You're correct, originally we we're discussing the smell.
The suggested solutions have led us to resolving "associated issues".
*taps nose...... |
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"Pffff what is this, fucking amateur hour?
Get Tony Robinson and the time team boys round, tell them you found a roman coin or summat down in the basement.
Don't work hard, work clever....
Witnesses.........
Tony Robinson.
The entire Time Team.
3.5 million viewers......
You only said get rid of the smell, I would have assumed "your friend" had already disposed of the body.
Tip for next time.....small pieces and tupperware. Things keep for ages in tupperware.
You're correct, originally we we're discussing the smell.
The suggested solutions have led us to resolving "associated issues".
*taps nose......"
Gives a knowing nod...... |
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"Pffff what is this, fucking amateur hour?
Get Tony Robinson and the time team boys round, tell them you found a roman coin or summat down in the basement.
Don't work hard, work clever....
Witnesses.........
Tony Robinson.
The entire Time Team.
3.5 million viewers......
You only said get rid of the smell, I would have assumed "your friend" had already disposed of the body.
Tip for next time.....small pieces and tupperware. Things keep for ages in tupperware.
You're correct, originally we we're discussing the smell.
The suggested solutions have led us to resolving "associated issues".
*taps nose......
Gives a knowing nod......"
**fist pump. Bro. |
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"Give Mr Winston Wolf a call. He knows how to sort little problems like this out....
Providing you provide him with posh coffee"
Good idea. Do you have his direct line? |
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