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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Im thinking of having my own banana. Can anyone tell me the best place to buy one from please ? Not too expensive but not tatty cheap either.
Thanks xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Most kind Elaine.......most kind. I truly wanted one of curved perfection, bright yellow with a waxy unblemished sheen.
Rugby offered me one her dog had chewed on. My manner didn't permit me to refuse. A bit when like the vicar tries for sex....... .
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Yes I am bored but im going in five to make a cuppa tea.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A cup of chai for me please, one sugar and milk. Thank you Granny. xx"
I have milk today. I don't usually.
One with one and one it is then.....
Bring the banana |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"pssssssst avabanana View....watch out..... behind you!
oi no banana ever gets BEHIND me.
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Open Vide View...and take ze banana like a good boy ...... |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"pssssssst avabanana View....watch out..... behind you!
oi no banana ever gets BEHIND me.
Open Vide View...and take ze banana like a good boy ...... "
No No.............. I am straight in banana terms |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"I have a spare one you can have, only a few brown marks on it.
Thanks can you ship it over or should i sent a banana courier ?
Send the courier...a humky one please "
i'm on my way.
(you'll have to use,your imagination for the hunky bit) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I made a Freudian slip the other day. I tripped on a banana skin and fucked my mum.
This is a joke that works on all levels...
The Guardian Reader will sit back and think, "Ah, very clever."
The Average Daily Sport reader
will think, "Ha-ha, fucked his mum."
And the American will think, "Ha - banana skin." |
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