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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago
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"Struggling using this site have been back on it for about 3 weeks. Having no luck at all. Is my profile rubbish, is my picture bad or am i just not good looking enough for this site? Any help or advice you kind folks could give would be good thanks?"
Frankly your profile is pretty rubbish to be fair.
You say very little about yourself and have just one rather unflattering face pic, which, to my mind looks rather as if it has had some photoshop enhancement used on it  |
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"Thanks will have a look at writing and doing more "
right, No1 the beard has to go. Then the hairstyle....have a word with a different hairdresser.
And lets see a model pose...not a passport one. xxx |
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"Struggling using this site have been back on it for about 3 weeks. Having no luck at all. Is my profile rubbish, is my picture bad or am i just not good looking enough for this site? Any help or advice you kind folks could give would be good thanks?"
What does your profile tell a prospective meet about you?
Back to beans youre on a shop shelf a womans comming round in the mood for some beans.
She happenes across a can on the front it's got some good well taken photo's showing the delicious beans in thier best light, already her saliva glands are starting to kick in.
She turns it over and on the back theres a description that would put an m&s advert to shame, leaving her in no doubt as to the sumptuous nature of the beans within that tin, as she licks her lips in anticipation.
Beside the description theres some serving suggestions, ideas for ways to enjoy thise beans she'd never thought of. Maybe they're; pre-spiced to give her chilly that extra depth, or reduced sugar so they wont spoil that january diet, or maybe there's even just a touch of Worcester sauce for that perfect cheesy beans on toast.
Then next to this magnificent tin there's a plain white one with a small grainy picture on the front and "please ask a member of staf for details"on the back.
Which beans do you think are going in the basket?
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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago
North Cambs |
"Struggling using this site have been back on it for about 3 weeks. Having no luck at all. Is my profile rubbish, is my picture bad or am i just not good looking enough for this site? Any help or advice you kind folks could give would be good thanks?
What does your profile tell a prospective meet about you?
Back to beans youre on a shop shelf a womans comming round in the mood for some beans.
She happenes across a can on the front it's got some good well taken photo's showing the delicious beans in thier best light, already her saliva glands are starting to kick in.
She turns it over and on the back theres a description that would put an m&s advert to shame, leaving her in no doubt as to the sumptuous nature of the beans within that tin, as she licks her lips in anticipation.
Beside the description theres some serving suggestions, ideas for ways to enjoy thise beans she'd never thought of. Maybe they're; pre-spiced to give her chilly that extra depth, or reduced sugar so they wont spoil that january diet, or maybe there's even just a touch of Worcester sauce for that perfect cheesy beans on toast.
Then next to this magnificent tin there's a plain white one with a small grainy picture on the front and "please ask a member of staf for details"on the back.
Which beans do you think are going in the basket?
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Bloody good analogy mate...and I'd say either mine or yours would end up in her basket   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Struggling using this site have been back on it for about 3 weeks. Having no luck at all. Is my profile rubbish, is my picture bad or am i just not good looking enough for this site? Any help or advice you kind folks could give would be good thanks?
What does your profile tell a prospective meet about you?
Back to beans youre on a shop shelf a womans comming round in the mood for some beans.
She happenes across a can on the front it's got some good well taken photo's showing the delicious beans in thier best light, already her saliva glands are starting to kick in.
She turns it over and on the back theres a description that would put an m&s advert to shame, leaving her in no doubt as to the sumptuous nature of the beans within that tin, as she licks her lips in anticipation.
Beside the description theres some serving suggestions, ideas for ways to enjoy thise beans she'd never thought of. Maybe they're; pre-spiced to give her chilly that extra depth, or reduced sugar so they wont spoil that january diet, or maybe there's even just a touch of Worcester sauce for that perfect cheesy beans on toast.
Then next to this magnificent tin there's a plain white one with a small grainy picture on the front and "please ask a member of staf for details"on the back.
Which beans do you think are going in the basket?
Bloody good analogy mate...and I'd say either mine or yours would end up in her basket "
Nah my tin currently says "not for sale".
Doesnt seem to have stoped shoplifters though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Struggling using this site have been back on it for about 3 weeks. Having no luck at all. Is my profile rubbish, is my picture bad or am i just not good looking enough for this site? Any help or advice you kind folks could give would be good thanks?
What does your profile tell a prospective meet about you?
Back to beans youre on a shop shelf a womans comming round in the mood for some beans.
She happenes across a can on the front it's got some good well taken photo's showing the delicious beans in thier best light, already her saliva glands are starting to kick in.
She turns it over and on the back theres a description that would put an m&s advert to shame, leaving her in no doubt as to the sumptuous nature of the beans within that tin, as she licks her lips in anticipation.
Beside the description theres some serving suggestions, ideas for ways to enjoy thise beans she'd never thought of. Maybe they're; pre-spiced to give her chilly that extra depth, or reduced sugar so they wont spoil that january diet, or maybe there's even just a touch of Worcester sauce for that perfect cheesy beans on toast.
Then next to this magnificent tin there's a plain white one with a small grainy picture on the front and "please ask a member of staf for details"on the back.
Which beans do you think are going in the basket?
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But what if they had sausages in aswell?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thanks will have a look at writing and doing more
right, No1 the beard has to go. Then the hairstyle....have a word with a different hairdresser.
And lets see a model pose...not a passport one. xxx"
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Well me personally, when i meet, i usually shower, do hair and make up, wear something nice, leave the house and head to the meeting location, meet said person, have a drink, am I doing something wrong? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Struggling using this site have been back on it for about 3 weeks. Having no luck at all. Is my profile rubbish, is my picture bad or am i just not good looking enough for this site? Any help or advice you kind folks could give would be good thanks?
What does your profile tell a prospective meet about you?
Back to beans youre on a shop shelf a womans comming round in the mood for some beans.
She happenes across a can on the front it's got some good well taken photo's showing the delicious beans in thier best light, already her saliva glands are starting to kick in.
She turns it over and on the back theres a description that would put an m&s advert to shame, leaving her in no doubt as to the sumptuous nature of the beans within that tin, as she licks her lips in anticipation.
Beside the description theres some serving suggestions, ideas for ways to enjoy thise beans she'd never thought of. Maybe they're; pre-spiced to give her chilly that extra depth, or reduced sugar so they wont spoil that january diet, or maybe there's even just a touch of Worcester sauce for that perfect cheesy beans on toast.
Then next to this magnificent tin there's a plain white one with a small grainy picture on the front and "please ask a member of staf for details"on the back.
Which beans do you think are going in the basket?
But what if they had sausages in aswell? "
Well those are a Bi part product qnd tend to be more niche but thwre are women out there who do like some extra sausage with thier beans |
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"Struggling using this site have been back on it for about 3 weeks. Having no luck at all. Is my profile rubbish, is my picture bad or am i just not good looking enough for this site? Any help or advice you kind folks could give would be good thanks?
What does your profile tell a prospective meet about you?
Back to beans youre on a shop shelf a womans comming round in the mood for some beans.
She happenes across a can on the front it's got some good well taken photo's showing the delicious beans in thier best light, already her saliva glands are starting to kick in.
She turns it over and on the back theres a description that would put an m&s advert to shame, leaving her in no doubt as to the sumptuous nature of the beans within that tin, as she licks her lips in anticipation.
Beside the description theres some serving suggestions, ideas for ways to enjoy thise beans she'd never thought of. Maybe they're; pre-spiced to give her chilly that extra depth, or reduced sugar so they wont spoil that january diet, or maybe there's even just a touch of Worcester sauce for that perfect cheesy beans on toast.
Then next to this magnificent tin there's a plain white one with a small grainy picture on the front and "please ask a member of staf for details"on the back.
Which beans do you think are going in the basket?
But what if they had sausages in aswell? "
I'd definitely pick up your sausages, PrettyTiedUp |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"Struggling using this site have been back on it for about 3 weeks. Having no luck at all. Is my profile rubbish, is my picture bad or am i just not good looking enough for this site? Any help or advice you kind folks could give would be good thanks?
What does your profile tell a prospective meet about you?
Back to beans youre on a shop shelf a womans comming round in the mood for some beans.
She happenes across a can on the front it's got some good well taken photo's showing the delicious beans in thier best light, already her saliva glands are starting to kick in.
She turns it over and on the back theres a description that would put an m&s advert to shame, leaving her in no doubt as to the sumptuous nature of the beans within that tin, as she licks her lips in anticipation.
Beside the description theres some serving suggestions, ideas for ways to enjoy thise beans she'd never thought of. Maybe they're; pre-spiced to give her chilly that extra depth, or reduced sugar so they wont spoil that january diet, or maybe there's even just a touch of Worcester sauce for that perfect cheesy beans on toast.
Then next to this magnificent tin there's a plain white one with a small grainy picture on the front and "please ask a member of staf for details"on the back.
Which beans do you think are going in the basket?
"
The ones on special offer |
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