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By *igzag1 OP Man
over a year ago
hartlepool |
Your black white Asian
Bald or have long hair
Bi straight or gay
Over 6 ft below 5 ft 9
Are fat thin or have muscle
Have tattoos
Have any body hair
Are over 40
We're born on a Monday
If your star sign is Leo
If your parents are called Joe n sue
If you don't drink
If you do drink
If you take drugs
If you drive a blue car
If you own a dog or a cat
Rabbits are fine
Have green or brown eyes
Must not live near us
Must not live far from us
Must have a penis over 8 inch but not below 7
Did not have turkey for Christmas dinner
Does not like fat woman
Or thin woman
Wears glasses
Breathes
Don't no how people ever got a partner let alone a meet lol |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
"Your black white Asian
Bald or have long hair
Bi straight or gay
Over 6 ft below 5 ft 9
Are fat thin or have muscle
Have tattoos
Have any body hair
Are over 40
We're born on a Monday
If your star sign is Leo
If your parents are called Joe n sue
If you don't drink
If you do drink
If you take drugs
If you drive a blue car
If you own a dog or a cat
Rabbits are fine
Have green or brown eyes
Must not live near us
Must not live far from us
Must have a penis over 8 inch but not below 7
Did not have turkey for Christmas dinner
Does not like fat woman
Or thin woman
Wears glasses
Breathes
Don't no how people ever got a partner let alone a meet lol "
Are you just making a general comment, or have you suffered or been rejected for all or some of the above reasons??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A lot of dreamers on here  they think it's build a play mate haha. Yeah people have a type or they can't help what they like, but some people are dreamers |
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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago
birmingham |
"Your black white Asian
Bald or have long hair
Bi straight or gay
Over 6 ft below 5 ft 9
Are fat thin or have muscle
Have tattoos
Have any body hair
Are over 40
We're born on a Monday
If your star sign is Leo
If your parents are called Joe n sue
If you don't drink
If you do drink
If you take drugs
If you drive a blue car
If you own a dog or a cat
Rabbits are fine
Have green or brown eyes
Must not live near us
Must not live far from us
Must have a penis over 8 inch but not below 7
Did not have turkey for Christmas dinner
Does not like fat woman
Or thin woman
Wears glasses
Breathes
Don't no how people ever got a partner let alone a meet lol "
Hey what's wrong with Leo's lol !!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your black white Asian
Bald or have long hair
Bi straight or gay
Over 6 ft below 5 ft 9
Are fat thin or have muscle
Have tattoos
Have any body hair
Are over 40
We're born on a Monday
If your star sign is Leo
If your parents are called Joe n sue
If you don't drink
If you do drink
If you take drugs
If you drive a blue car
If you own a dog or a cat
Rabbits are fine
Have green or brown eyes
Must not live near us
Must not live far from us
Must have a penis over 8 inch but not below 7
Did not have turkey for Christmas dinner
Does not like fat woman
Or thin woman
Wears glasses
Breathes
Don't no how people ever got a partner let alone a meet lol
Hey what's wrong with Leo's lol !!! "
ive brown and green |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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With the amount of men on here women can afford to be picky , removes all the dickheads. Just frustrating for the men who are more genuine , that will actual meet and are not full of bullshit . |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"Your black white Asian
Bald or have long hair
Bi straight or gay
Over 6 ft below 5 ft 9
Are fat thin or have muscle
Have tattoos
Have any body hair
Are over 40
We're born on a Monday
If your star sign is Leo
If your parents are called Joe n sue
If you don't drink
If you do drink
If you take drugs
If you drive a blue car
If you own a dog or a cat
Rabbits are fine
Have green or brown eyes
Must not live near us
Must not live far from us
Must have a penis over 8 inch but not below 7
Did not have turkey for Christmas dinner
Does not like fat woman
Or thin woman
Wears glasses
Breathes
Don't no how people ever got a partner let alone a meet lol "
Sorry, you're not my type  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"People can look for what they want. Or am I missing something?
-Courtney
I was been sarcastic makes you wonder how any one meets with some of the weird rules xx"
Why is it your business and why do you care? |
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"People can look for what they want. Or am I missing something?
-Courtney
I was been sarcastic makes you wonder how any one meets with some of the weird rules xx
Why is it your business and why do you care?"
Jesus don't jump down his throat I took the post as a light hearted post where he was simply saying that people put a lot of demands. People are allowed preferences of course. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People can look for what they want. Or am I missing something?
-Courtney I was been sarcastic makes you wonder how any one meets with some of the weird rules xx"
I know you're bring sarcastic. And I'm being flippant.
I could say I only meet Bradley Cooper. And good luck to me. It doesn't really effect anyone else.
-Courtney |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"People can look for what they want. Or am I missing something?
-Courtney
I was been sarcastic makes you wonder how any one meets with some of the weird rules xx
Why is it your business and why do you care?
Jesus don't jump down his throat I took the post as a light hearted post where he was simply saying that people put a lot of demands. People are allowed preferences of course. "
Not if you are male |
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"People can look for what they want. Or am I missing something?
-Courtney
I was been sarcastic makes you wonder how any one meets with some of the weird rules xx
Why is it your business and why do you care?
Jesus don't jump down his throat I took the post as a light hearted post where he was simply saying that people put a lot of demands. People are allowed preferences of course.
Not if you are male "
Clearly |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"People can look for what they want. Or am I missing something?
-Courtney
I was been sarcastic makes you wonder how any one meets with some of the weird rules xx
Why is it your business and why do you care?
Jesus don't jump down his throat I took the post as a light hearted post where he was simply saying that people put a lot of demands. People are allowed preferences of course. "
He's just said he's being sarcastic.
Another case of someone criticising because others don't run their profiles the way they think they should. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nothing wrong with being picky by all means aim for the stars but I get wound up when I see somebody that's extremely picky complaining about the lack of meets, I just think that maybe all the 7'11", all muscles, black guy, accommodating, Ferrari driving, VVVWE, professional, Brad Pitt lookalikes were busy on the one morning you were free |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"People can look for what they want. Or am I missing something?
-Courtney
I was been sarcastic makes you wonder how any one meets with some of the weird rules xx
Why is it your business and why do you care?
Jesus don't jump down his throat I took the post as a light hearted post where he was simply saying that people put a lot of demands. People are allowed preferences of course.
Not if you are male "
It's not men's preferences he's talking about though. We all know that.
He's taking the piss out of people who have preferences that don't suit him. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In fact....do you think Bradley Cooper is on this site? 
-Courtney
I wish tom hardy was "
If you see Bradley, let me know. I'll give you a heads-up if I see Tom.  |
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"People can look for what they want. Or am I missing something?
-Courtney
I was been sarcastic makes you wonder how any one meets with some of the weird rules xx
Why is it your business and why do you care?
Jesus don't jump down his throat I took the post as a light hearted post where he was simply saying that people put a lot of demands. People are allowed preferences of course.
Not if you are male
It's not men's preferences he's talking about though. We all know that.
He's taking the piss out of people who have preferences that don't suit him."
No he isn't |
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By *igzag1 OP Man
over a year ago
hartlepool |
"People can look for what they want. Or am I missing something?
-Courtney
I was been sarcastic makes you wonder how any one meets with some of the weird rules xx thank you cheeky chops
Why is it your business and why do you care?
Jesus don't jump down his throat I took the post as a light hearted post where he was simply saying that people put a lot of demands. People are allowed preferences of course. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was finding this thread quite humorous but as always it's taken too seriously lighten up have a laugh chill relax and take the politically correct police heads off folks enjoy life.
Carry on swinging lol  |
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By *igzag1 OP Man
over a year ago
hartlepool |
"People can look for what they want. Or am I missing something?
-Courtney
I was been sarcastic makes you wonder how any one meets with some of the weird rules xx
Really you should chill out its a bit of light hearted fun make your wonder how people meet in bars etc some of the rules are just stupid most of the one I have posted I have seen a mean if your bellow 5ft 11 you will be blocked why
Why is it your business and why do you care?
Jesus don't jump down his throat I took the post as a light hearted post where he was simply saying that people put a lot of demands. People are allowed preferences of course.
He's just said he's being sarcastic.
Another case of someone criticising because others don't run their profiles the way they think they should."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He's taking the piss out of unreasonable expectations
People are entitled to have unreasonable expectations though."
I thought no one here was entitled to anything?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He's taking the piss out of unreasonable expectations
People are entitled to have unreasonable expectations though."
They are - but they also shouldn't be affronted if they're not met, or if others think they're a bit unreasonable. If I thought someone had unreasonable expectations presented in a rude manner, even if I met every single one of them I suspect it would still put me off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People can look for what they want. Or am I missing something?
-Courtney
I was been sarcastic makes you wonder how any one meets with some of the weird rules xx
Really you should chill out its a bit of light hearted fun make your wonder how people meet in bars etc some of the rules are just stupid most of the one I have posted I have seen a mean if your bellow 5ft 11 you will be blocked why
Why is it your business and why do you care?
Jesus don't jump down his throat I took the post as a light hearted post where he was simply saying that people put a lot of demands. People are allowed preferences of course.
He's just said he's being sarcastic.
Another case of someone criticising because others don't run their profiles the way they think they should."
OP, if you respond back, do it outside of the quotes so it's easier to tell what your comment is I block everyone who can't use the quote function correctly. Preferences and all that. 
-Courtney |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"He's taking the piss out of unreasonable expectations
People are entitled to have unreasonable expectations though.
I thought no one here was entitled to anything? "
From other people, no. They can have whatever preferences or make any demands they like. It doesn't mean they'll get them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People can look for what they want. Or am I missing something?
-Courtney
I was been sarcastic makes you wonder how any one meets with some of the weird rules xx
Why is it your business and why do you care?
Jesus don't jump down his throat I took the post as a light hearted post where he was simply saying that people put a lot of demands. People are allowed preferences of course.
Not if you are male
It's not men's preferences he's talking about though. We all know that.
He's taking the piss out of people who have preferences that don't suit him.
No he isn't "
I've read the list, it writes out 100% of the male population of the planet.
Clearly written with tongue in cheek and an element of humerous frustration. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"He's taking the piss out of unreasonable expectations
People are entitled to have unreasonable expectations though.
They are - but they also shouldn't be affronted if they're not met, or if others think they're a bit unreasonable. If I thought someone had unreasonable expectations presented in a rude manner, even if I met every single one of them I suspect it would still put me off."
Who says the people he's being sarcastic about are affronted though?
He has a problem with them. It's not them moaning.
If it were, I'd see the point. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People can look for what they want. Or am I missing something?
-Courtney
I was been sarcastic makes you wonder how any one meets with some of the weird rules xx
Why is it your business and why do you care?
Jesus don't jump down his throat I took the post as a light hearted post where he was simply saying that people put a lot of demands. People are allowed preferences of course.
Not if you are male
It's not men's preferences he's talking about though. We all know that.
He's taking the piss out of people who have preferences that don't suit him.
No he isn't
I've read the list, it writes out 100% of the male population of the planet.
Clearly written with tongue in cheek and an element of humerous frustration."
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"People can look for what they want. Or am I missing something?
-Courtney
I was been sarcastic makes you wonder how any one meets with some of the weird rules xx
Why is it your business and why do you care?
Jesus don't jump down his throat I took the post as a light hearted post where he was simply saying that people put a lot of demands. People are allowed preferences of course.
Not if you are male
It's not men's preferences he's talking about though. We all know that.
He's taking the piss out of people who have preferences that don't suit him.
No he isn't
I've read the list, it writes out 100% of the male population of the planet.
Clearly written with tongue in cheek and an element of humerous frustration."
Exactly. Taking the piss out of people who don't act as he wants and frustrate him. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He's taking the piss out of unreasonable expectations
People are entitled to have unreasonable expectations though.
They are - but they also shouldn't be affronted if they're not met, or if others think they're a bit unreasonable. If I thought someone had unreasonable expectations presented in a rude manner, even if I met every single one of them I suspect it would still put me off.
Who says the people he's being sarcastic about are affronted though?
He has a problem with them. It's not them moaning.
If it were, I'd see the point."
I read the opening list and know exactly the kind of profiles he's talking about (and the examples I can think of usually ARE moaning, via status updates and within the profile text). It's obviously just taking the piss, I'm not sure there needs to be a point. |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"He's taking the piss out of unreasonable expectations
People are entitled to have unreasonable expectations though.
They are - but they also shouldn't be affronted if they're not met, or if others think they're a bit unreasonable. If I thought someone had unreasonable expectations presented in a rude manner, even if I met every single one of them I suspect it would still put me off.
Who says the people he's being sarcastic about are affronted though?
He has a problem with them. It's not them moaning.
If it were, I'd see the point."
100% wrong imo
It would be the height of irony if they were affronted, the OP is pointing out the absurdity of putting too many blocks in the way of potential meets |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Have you had a bump on the head or were you dropped as a child it was a bit of light hearted fun wow you don't half go on prose key board warrior"
I'm responding to responses to me. And everyone who knows me knows I won't say anything here I wouldn't say to anyone's face.
I've also, you'll note, not been rude to you so there's no need for personal comments. That says far more about you than me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you had a bump on the head or were you dropped as a child it was a bit of light hearted fun wow you don't half go on prose key board warrior"
I saw your humour very tongue in cheek and very funny |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"He's taking the piss out of unreasonable expectations
People are entitled to have unreasonable expectations though.
They are - but they also shouldn't be affronted if they're not met, or if others think they're a bit unreasonable. If I thought someone had unreasonable expectations presented in a rude manner, even if I met every single one of them I suspect it would still put me off.
Who says the people he's being sarcastic about are affronted though?
He has a problem with them. It's not them moaning.
If it were, I'd see the point.100% wrong imo
It would be the height of irony if they were affronted, the OP is pointing out the absurdity of putting too many blocks in the way of potential meets"
It's up to them. If people want to block everyone on the site individually they can.
It may make no sense to anyone else but it's their right to do it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People can look for what they want. Or am I missing something?
-Courtney
I was been sarcastic makes you wonder how any one meets with some of the weird rules xx
Why is it your business and why do you care?
Jesus don't jump down his throat I took the post as a light hearted post where he was simply saying that people put a lot of demands. People are allowed preferences of course.
Not if you are male
It's not men's preferences he's talking about though. We all know that.
He's taking the piss out of people who have preferences that don't suit him.
No he isn't
I've read the list, it writes out 100% of the male population of the planet.
Clearly written with tongue in cheek and an element of humerous frustration.
Exactly. Taking the piss out of people who don't act as he wants and frustrate him."
I suspect I've taken the post in the spirit it was intended.
Maybe I'm wrong.
There is nothing wrong with spelling out what you're looking for in your profile, that's it's purpose. I bet we've all seen profiles that have a list of demands and specifics a mile long.
I often wonder how they find anyone that fits precisely what they want. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People can look for what they want. Or am I missing something?
-Courtney
I was been sarcastic makes you wonder how any one meets with some of the weird rules xx
Why is it your business and why do you care?
Jesus don't jump down his throat I took the post as a light hearted post where he was simply saying that people put a lot of demands. People are allowed preferences of course.
Not if you are male
It's not men's preferences he's talking about though. We all know that.
He's taking the piss out of people who have preferences that don't suit him.
No he isn't
I've read the list, it writes out 100% of the male population of the planet.
Clearly written with tongue in cheek and an element of humerous frustration.
Exactly. Taking the piss out of people who don't act as he wants and frustrate him.
I suspect I've taken the post in the spirit it was intended.
Maybe I'm wrong.
There is nothing wrong with spelling out what you're looking for in your profile, that's it's purpose. I bet we've all seen profiles that have a list of demands and specifics a mile long.
I often wonder how they find anyone that fits precisely what they want. "
Some people put the barriers there coz they don't want to meet they like the idea of swinging not the practicalities lol |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"People can look for what they want. Or am I missing something?
-Courtney
I was been sarcastic makes you wonder how any one meets with some of the weird rules xx
Why is it your business and why do you care?
Jesus don't jump down his throat I took the post as a light hearted post where he was simply saying that people put a lot of demands. People are allowed preferences of course.
Not if you are male
It's not men's preferences he's talking about though. We all know that.
He's taking the piss out of people who have preferences that don't suit him.
No he isn't
I've read the list, it writes out 100% of the male population of the planet.
Clearly written with tongue in cheek and an element of humerous frustration.
Exactly. Taking the piss out of people who don't act as he wants and frustrate him.
I suspect I've taken the post in the spirit it was intended.
Maybe I'm wrong.
There is nothing wrong with spelling out what you're looking for in your profile, that's it's purpose. I bet we've all seen profiles that have a list of demands and specifics a mile long.
I often wonder how they find anyone that fits precisely what they want. "
I wonder it too but there's no need to take the piss out of people for being very specific about what they want.
^above somewhere the OP criticises someone for saying men under 5' 11" will be blocked because he doesn't understand it. Not wanting to meet or chat with anyone under 5' 11" is hardly being overly demanding. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People can look for what they want. Or am I missing something?
-Courtney
I was been sarcastic makes you wonder how any one meets with some of the weird rules xx
Why is it your business and why do you care?
Jesus don't jump down his throat I took the post as a light hearted post where he was simply saying that people put a lot of demands. People are allowed preferences of course.
Not if you are male
It's not men's preferences he's talking about though. We all know that.
He's taking the piss out of people who have preferences that don't suit him.
No he isn't
I've read the list, it writes out 100% of the male population of the planet.
Clearly written with tongue in cheek and an element of humerous frustration.
Exactly. Taking the piss out of people who don't act as he wants and frustrate him.
I suspect I've taken the post in the spirit it was intended.
Maybe I'm wrong.
There is nothing wrong with spelling out what you're looking for in your profile, that's it's purpose. I bet we've all seen profiles that have a list of demands and specifics a mile long.
I often wonder how they find anyone that fits precisely what they want.
Some people put the barriers there coz they don't want to meet they like the idea of swinging not the practicalities lol "
I think there's an element of truth in that.  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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I've seen profiles that have made me go . Some of them are really rude in the way they phrase their demands. That includes men, women and couples.
I let them jog on their merry way. If they don't get meets, it's up to them. Now, if they moan about not getting meets, that's a different matter. But the OP is taking the piss out of having lots of rules, not those with lots of rules moaning about not getting meets. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"People can look for what they want. Or am I missing something?
-Courtney
I was been sarcastic makes you wonder how any one meets with some of the weird rules xx
Why is it your business and why do you care?
Jesus don't jump down his throat I took the post as a light hearted post where he was simply saying that people put a lot of demands. People are allowed preferences of course.
Not if you are male
It's not men's preferences he's talking about though. We all know that.
He's taking the piss out of people who have preferences that don't suit him.
No he isn't
I've read the list, it writes out 100% of the male population of the planet.
Clearly written with tongue in cheek and an element of humerous frustration.
Exactly. Taking the piss out of people who don't act as he wants and frustrate him.
I suspect I've taken the post in the spirit it was intended.
Maybe I'm wrong.
There is nothing wrong with spelling out what you're looking for in your profile, that's it's purpose. I bet we've all seen profiles that have a list of demands and specifics a mile long.
I often wonder how they find anyone that fits precisely what they want.
Some people put the barriers there coz they don't want to meet they like the idea of swinging not the practicalities lol
I think there's an element of truth in that. "
But some people are here to fulfil fantasies and their fantasies happen to be quite specific. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Who says the people he's being sarcastic about are affronted though?
He has a problem with them. It's not them moaning.
If it were, I'd see the point."
You must be real popular here on Fab then. You're one of those women on here who seems to talk as though her gender gives her the right to be act all defensive about something that isn't your concern but you still want to butt in anyway because of female privilege on Fab to be able to make ridiculous requests and get away with it.
OP is totally justified to make his first post. This isn't build a bear swinger edition for all you females to try and pull your ultimate fantasies together when some of you wouldn't be able to find someone to satisfy half of them in real life. We are still human beings and have feelings too you know.
I've seen your posts here on the forum quite a lot and frankly your attitude is a put off. I don't expect a reply from you but I'll just put it out there. Be nicer to people and stop having that attitude of yours. Because your snide posts just show how ugly your insides are to complement your exterior look.
Don't like what I said? Bite me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fuck me, I used to wonder why there were so many pointless kiss, snog, avoid posts.
its the only type of post that doesn't degenerate into a slanging match! |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"People can look for what they want. Or am I missing something?
-Courtney
I was been sarcastic makes you wonder how any one meets with some of the weird rules xx
Why is it your business and why do you care?
Jesus don't jump down his throat I took the post as a light hearted post where he was simply saying that people put a lot of demands. People are allowed preferences of course.
Not if you are male
It's not men's preferences he's talking about though. We all know that.
He's taking the piss out of people who have preferences that don't suit him.
No he isn't
I've read the list, it writes out 100% of the male population of the planet.
Clearly written with tongue in cheek and an element of humerous frustration.
Exactly. Taking the piss out of people who don't act as he wants and frustrate him."
He can if he wants to but most of us saw it as tongue in cheek. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
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Who says the people he's being sarcastic about are affronted though?
He has a problem with them. It's not them moaning.
If it were, I'd see the point.
You must be real popular here on Fab then. You're one of those women on here who seems to talk as though her gender gives her the right to be act all defensive about something that isn't your concern but you still want to butt in anyway because of female privilege on Fab to be able to make ridiculous requests and get away with it.
OP is totally justified to make his first post. This isn't build a bear swinger edition for all you females to try and pull your ultimate fantasies together when some of you wouldn't be able to find someone to satisfy half of them in real life. We are still human beings and have feelings too you know.
I've seen your posts here on the forum quite a lot and frankly your attitude is a put off. I don't expect a reply from you but I'll just put it out there. Be nicer to people and stop having that attitude of yours. Because your snide posts just show how ugly your insides are to complement your exterior look.
Don't like what I said? Bite me. "
Ah another bitter man who hates women find it easier to get meets on here.
Funny, you criticise me because this "isn't my concern" yet the OP is about something that isn't his concern i.e. other people's preferences. And the OP had been insulting to me when I haven't been to him.
Men are just as free to have unrealistic expectations too. And many do. Like they'll sign up and be knee deep in fanny by dinner time. When they aren't, they get bitter like this. The women and their privilege are so mean, they won't shag us, we have feelings too.
The problem is you're used to male privilege and don't like it when you aren't in the position of power. You say things like "they wouldn't get this attention in the real world" to try to belittle the women and get the power back. If the real world is so much better for you, you know the way.
And this is actually a build a bear shop for fantasies, if that's what someone wants it to be. Everyone is free to use the site as they want and look for what they want. Without having the piss taken.
You don't care if I don't like what you say? Ditto. |
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By *igzag1 OP Man
over a year ago
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Who says the people he's being sarcastic about are affronted though?
He has a problem with them. It's not them moaning.
If it were, I'd see the point.your my hero
You must be real popular here on Fab then. You're one of those women on here who seems to talk as though her gender gives her the right to be act all defensive about something that isn't your concern but you still want to butt in anyway because of female privilege on Fab to be able to make ridiculous requests and get away with it.
OP is totally justified to make his first post. This isn't build a bear swinger edition for all you females to try and pull your ultimate fantasies together when some of you wouldn't be able to find someone to satisfy half of them in real life. We are still human beings and have feelings too you know.
I've seen your posts here on the forum quite a lot and frankly your attitude is a put off. I don't expect a reply from you but I'll just put it out there. Be nicer to people and stop having that attitude of yours. Because your snide posts just show how ugly your insides are to complement your exterior look.
Don't like what I said? Bite me. "
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"People can look for what they want. Or am I missing something?
-Courtney
I was been sarcastic makes you wonder how any one meets with some of the weird rules xx
Why is it your business and why do you care?
Jesus don't jump down his throat I took the post as a light hearted post where he was simply saying that people put a lot of demands. People are allowed preferences of course.
Not if you are male
It's not men's preferences he's talking about though. We all know that.
He's taking the piss out of people who have preferences that don't suit him.
No he isn't
I've read the list, it writes out 100% of the male population of the planet.
Clearly written with tongue in cheek and an element of humerous frustration.
Exactly. Taking the piss out of people who don't act as he wants and frustrate him.
He can if he wants to but most of us saw it as tongue in cheek."
He admits himself he was being sarcastic. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And we wonder why some people need to be on Fab just to get a shot at getting laid. Probably because they have such a pathological lack of humour and urge to criticise everybody in real life that's why they need to go online and rely on female privilege to get some.
I'd use the same suggestion these people have often dosed out in copious amounts to others back against them here. Don't like what you read? Can't appreciate humour? Then jog on kitty go find something better to read and fantasise.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And we wonder why some people need to be on Fab just to get a shot at getting laid. Probably because they have such a pathological lack of humour and urge to criticise everybody in real life that's why they need to go online and rely on female privilege to get some.
I'd use the same suggestion these people have often dosed out in copious amounts to others back against them here. Don't like what you read? Can't appreciate humour? Then jog on kitty go find something better to read and fantasise.
Happy Monday! "
Jesus. Sorry for my happy Monday comment. I didn't realize I was the one you were directing your ire at. I will have a happy Monday, though, thank you.
-Courtney |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"And we wonder why some people need to be on Fab just to get a shot at getting laid. Probably because they have such a pathological lack of humour and urge to criticise everybody in real life that's why they need to go online and rely on female privilege to get some.
I'd use the same suggestion these people have often dosed out in copious amounts to others back against them here. Don't like what you read? Can't appreciate humour? Then jog on kitty go find something better to read and fantasise.
Happy Monday! "
Yeah, I need fab to get laid
At least I'm not bitter because I don't meet anyone's build a bear criteria! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He admits himself he was being sarcastic."
Got a problem with people being sarcastic? If this was a thread attacking male checklists for ideal female meets would you still respond the way you did? Seems to me you only chose to respond because boo fucking hoo, he was being sarcastic about over the top checklists females make for men.
Get a grip for goodness sake. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
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He can if he wants to but most of us saw it as tongue in cheek.
He admits himself he was being sarcastic.
He can be that too if he wants to. "
Fair enough. I don't have to like it. And within the rules of the fora, I think I'm allowed to say so.
If you look back, I asked him why other people's preferences are his business and why he cares. They're questions, fair enough, I think. I didn't lay into him. Other people started on me. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
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He admits himself he was being sarcastic.
Got a problem with people being sarcastic? If this was a thread attacking male checklists for ideal female meets would you still respond the way you did? Seems to me you only chose to respond because boo fucking hoo, he was being sarcastic about over the top checklists females make for men.
Get a grip for goodness sake. "
Yes, I'd point out blokes can have whatever preferences they like too. |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Your black white Asian
Bald or have long hair
Bi straight or gay
Over 6 ft below 5 ft 9
Are fat thin or have muscle
Have tattoos
Have any body hair
Are over 40
We're born on a Monday
If your star sign is Leo
If your parents are called Joe n sue
If you don't drink
If you do drink
If you take drugs
If you drive a blue car
If you own a dog or a cat
Rabbits are fine
Have green or brown eyes
Must not live near us
Must not live far from us
Must have a penis over 8 inch but not below 7
Did not have turkey for Christmas dinner
Does not like fat woman
Or thin woman
Wears glasses
Breathes
Don't no how people ever got a partner let alone a meet lol "
I'm gonna add to the list lol
You must entitle your message "insert random word(s) here" in Elvish.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your black white Asian
Bald or have long hair
Bi straight or gay
Over 6 ft below 5 ft 9
Are fat thin or have muscle
Have tattoos
Have any body hair
Are over 40
We're born on a Monday
If your star sign is Leo
If your parents are called Joe n sue
If you don't drink
If you do drink
If you take drugs
If you drive a blue car
If you own a dog or a cat
Rabbits are fine
Have green or brown eyes
Must not live near us
Must not live far from us
Must have a penis over 8 inch but not below 7
Did not have turkey for Christmas dinner
Does not like fat woman
Or thin woman
Wears glasses
Breathes
Don't no how people ever got a partner let alone a meet lol
I'm gonna add to the list lol
You must entitle your message "insert random word(s) here" in Elvish.
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"He's taking the piss out of unreasonable expectations
People are entitled to have unreasonable expectations though.
They are - but they also shouldn't be affronted if they're not met, or if others think they're a bit unreasonable. If I thought someone had unreasonable expectations presented in a rude manner, even if I met every single one of them I suspect it would still put me off.
Who says the people he's being sarcastic about are affronted though?
He has a problem with them. It's not them moaning.
If it were, I'd see the point.
I read the opening list and know exactly the kind of profiles he's talking about (and the examples I can think of usually ARE moaning, via status updates and within the profile text). It's obviously just taking the piss, I'm not sure there needs to be a point."
that is now I read it, there is some profiles with over the top demands that then wjimge that they don't get meets. People can have as many demands as they like but if they exclude 90% of the male population how!can they complain they don't get meets.
Anyway op, not everyone has unrealistic demands concentrate on the ones whose criteria you meet. |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Your black white Asian
Bald or have long hair
Bi straight or gay
Over 6 ft below 5 ft 9
Are fat thin or have muscle
Have tattoos
Have any body hair
Are over 40
We're born on a Monday
If your star sign is Leo
If your parents are called Joe n sue
If you don't drink
If you do drink
If you take drugs
If you drive a blue car
If you own a dog or a cat
Rabbits are fine
Have green or brown eyes
Must not live near us
Must not live far from us
Must have a penis over 8 inch but not below 7
Did not have turkey for Christmas dinner
Does not like fat woman
Or thin woman
Wears glasses
Breathes
Don't no how people ever got a partner let alone a meet lol
I'm gonna add to the list lol
You must entitle your message "insert random word(s) here" in Elvish.
Bugger, I didn't get the elvish script upgrade on my keyboard "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jesus. Sorry for my happy Monday comment. I didn't realize I was the one you were directing your ire at. I will have a happy Monday, though, thank you.
-Courtney "
Oh nono I wasn't directing my ire at you!! Sorry to have caused offence or anything. I don't usually go after people who I don't have any issues with. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Within the rules of the forum is fine, disrupting light hearted threads and carrying on when the mod has asked for it to be dropped is not so good.
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Right, lets get back to the OP please. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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#owned! And about time.
And in other news I saw that the post was nothing more than a humourous observation posted in the lounge.
We are guilty by putting some expectations on our profile and not one fuck was given the day we wrote it and it stands to this day. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your black white Asian (fail)
Bald or have long hair (fail)
Bi straight or gay (fail)
Over 6 ft below 5 ft 9 (fail)
Are fat thin or have muscle (fail)
Have tattoos (fail)
Have any body hair (PASS)
Are over 40 (PASS)
We're born on a Monday (PASS)
If your star sign is Leo (fail)
If your parents are called Joe n sue (PASS)
If you don't drink (fail)
If you do drink (pass)
If you take drugs (debatable)
If you drive a blue car (PASS)
If you own a dog or a cat (PASS)
Rabbits are fine
Have green or brown eyes (PASS)
Must not live near us (PASS)
Must not live far from us (fail)
Must have a penis over 8 inch but not below 7 (fail)
Did not have turkey for Christmas dinner (fail)
Does not like fat woman (debateable)
Or thin woman (fail)
Wears glasses (PASS)
Breathes ( can I get back to you on that 1 lol )
Well I passed on 10 and 2 debatable and 1 can't make my mind up lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And we wonder why some people need to be on Fab just to get a shot at getting laid. Probably because they have such a pathological lack of humour and urge to criticise everybody in real life that's why they need to go online and rely on female privilege to get some.
I'd use the same suggestion these people have often dosed out in copious amounts to others back against them here. Don't like what you read? Can't appreciate humour? Then jog on kitty go find something better to read and fantasise.
Happy Monday! "
I love the way you assume that people with an opinion can't get laid offline. That's really nice. Honestly. A great observation. Bravo!
But so far from the truth. Because as is almost always the case on websites like this - those that can get laid offline tend to do well. And those who can't get laid offline... well... they tend to get frustrated. Because if you don't have any personality offline then you don't have any personality online either.
And honestly, the people with the strong opinions are generally not the ones struggling to get laid. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your black white Asian
Bald or have long hair
Bi straight or gay
Over 6 ft below 5 ft 9
Are fat thin or have muscle
Have tattoos
Have any body hair
Are over 40
We're born on a Monday
If your star sign is Leo
If your parents are called Joe n sue
If you don't drink
If you do drink
If you take drugs
If you drive a blue car
If you own a dog or a cat
Rabbits are fine
Have green or brown eyes
Must not live near us
Must not live far from us
Must have a penis over 8 inch but not below 7
Did not have turkey for Christmas dinner
Does not like fat woman
Or thin woman
Wears glasses
Breathes
Don't no how people ever got a partner let alone a meet lol "
Yep ,,that covers all bases for the thrill seeking single fems or couples who are really middle aged fat blokes sat alone wanking and looking for cheap thrills. |
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