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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I feel the need for a little cheering up 
My favourite joke is....
Did you hear about the guy who drowned in a bowl of muesli? He got pulled under by a strong current 
Tell me yours!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Two old women sitting in the park when a suspicious guy in a long coat approaches. Suddenly he opens his coat & he's naked underneath!
One of the old ladies had a stroke!
But the other one couldn't reach |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hubby get home to tell his wife he got the sack at the deli.
"What for?" she asks.
"I put my cock in the cucumber slicer" he says.
"Oh my are you ok" she replies
"Yes fine" he says.
"So what happened to the cucumber slicer?" She asks.
"She got the sack as well!!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The wife got into bed there, naked. She leaned over and said "what would you like to do to my body?"
It turns out that "Identify IT" wasn't the right answer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My girlfriend was in a good mood, and told me that she was willing to fulfill one of my deeper sexual fantasies. I told her that I wanted to try anal.
She was taken aback. |
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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago
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I went to the local record store, and asked the manager
'Have you got anything by the Dors'
His reply was,
'Theres two Alsatian dogs, security cameras, and three security guards'
No feck of you blk bastard!
(I can laugh at myself) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Copyright to Tony Cowards:
What is the most common blood type in Taiwan?
Type A
It goes over a lot of lot people's heads, but I really like this one. "
Don't worry if they don't get it, just b positive. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Man walks into a doctors surgery and says "I keep thinking I'm a moth ",
Doctor says "I think you need to see the psychiatrist down the road
The man says. "I know ', I was on my way there but saw your light on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Copyright to Tony Cowards:
What is the most common blood type in Taiwan?
Type A
It goes over a lot of lot people's heads, but I really like this one.
Don't worry if they don't get it, just b positive. "
Ha ha  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ahh I just messed up my own joke! Supposed to be big ish who!
I'll get my coat "
Best so far snd unintentional they say that women who ruin their own jokes are the best in bed.... I wonder if thats true?? Lol |
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