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Suddenly, the shop keeper appears.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As if by magic, there were only 14 episodes, could have sworn I watched it every week when I was a child... naturally I would apologise, pop into the changing room and appear somewhere else laing the fart behind  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"(Yes I am quoting Mr Benn)
You check around you, no one is there, you let rip a loud fart, and suddenly someone is within hearing distance.  "
I'd blame the shopkeeper  |
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"I've just cleared Asda's checkout with a silent but very violent dead rat up my arse fart nearly made me sick Jill was not impressed ,but on a good note I made it home to the toilet 
I thought it was Jill talking "
It was, Jill does have a habit of referring to herself in the third person. It's only her second most annoying habit. |
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"(Yes I am quoting Mr Benn)
You check around you, no one is there, you let rip a loud fart, and suddenly someone is within hearing distance.
I'd blame the shopkeeper "
So a strange bloke with dodgy hat says that you should accompany him to the quiet little room at the back of his 'shop' even though you have no intention of buying anything. Sounds like he was working at the BBC in the 1970's.... |
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"I've just cleared Asda's checkout with a silent but very violent dead rat up my arse fart nearly made me sick Jill was not impressed ,but on a good note I made it home to the toilet
I thought it was Jill talking
It was, Jill does have a habit of referring to herself in the third person. It's only her second most annoying habit."
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"(Yes I am quoting Mr Benn)
You check around you, no one is there, you let rip a loud fart, and suddenly someone is within hearing distance.
I'd blame the shopkeeper
So a strange bloke with dodgy hat says that you should accompany him to the quiet little room at the back of his 'shop' even though you have no intention of buying anything. Sounds like he was working at the BBC in the 1970's...."
he was |
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By *r ManxMan
over a year ago
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when I was I teenage, I dropped one in the men's fashion of a big department store when I thought I was on my own  The poor shop assistant walked straight into the fog cloud and nearly fainted.
I made a sharp exit |
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